random-person90
random-person90
random-person90
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Idk anymore, I just exist on a day to day basis
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random-person90 · 3 years ago
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wait?? I am literally just realizing this?? If Mary made the demon deal for 10 years but was pregnant with Dean at the same time she made the deal and Dean was four when she died…where did the other five years go???
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random-person90 · 4 years ago
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“Do not fear me,” said the cloaked man with the deer skull for a head, who stood on the balcony of the castle, “I am Fellion, a Lich Lord. I have killed your king and now rule you.” And there was silence. Then everyone cheered.
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random-person90 · 4 years ago
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You wake up to Death sitting patiently with his legs crossed opposite from you. “Where am I?” you ask the hooded figure. “I’m sorry but you’ve died. I’m happy to send you back if you’d like.” “Why would you do that?” “I give everyone that option, but they must take a short walk with me first.”
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random-person90 · 4 years ago
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Reincarnation is proven to be real by scientists and a service is created which can tell you all about your past lives. You order it for you and your spouse for your tenth anniversary. The results are … troubling
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random-person90 · 4 years ago
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The emperor laughed and boasted to the human leader. “That was a fun war! Let me know when your soldiers come back alive.” “…Are you saying your people do not die? Forever?” “Wait, what?”
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random-person90 · 4 years ago
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A vampire meets a local human they feel would make a great vampire. They’re hedonistic, intelligent, masterfully artful, and live with no regard to consequences. The vampire expected them to be grateful. Instead, the human is furious, the human was actually looking forward to dying soon.
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random-person90 · 4 years ago
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You are on the run from a dragon. Not because it wants to kill you, quite the opposite in fact. This dragon hoards powerful adventurers and unfortunately your skills caught its eye. Now it will stop at nothing until you are a part of its guild.
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random-person90 · 4 years ago
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The hero has finally unlocked his true power, and is about to engage in the final battle between him and the Dark Lord. But just as the hero raises his holy sword, about to attack, the Dark Lord says “Hey man, could we just talk for a sec?”
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random-person90 · 4 years ago
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All your life, your best friend has had your back. This is why their unexpected death hits you so hard. Two days before the funeral, you receive a couriered letter. “If you’re getting this, I’m dead. Don’t come to my funeral. They will find you.”
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random-person90 · 4 years ago
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It’s 2016. A soldier on patrol in Afghanistan stops to rest. He is joined by six soldiers, from 1416, 1516, 1616, 1716, 1816, and 1916.
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random-person90 · 4 years ago
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random-person90 · 4 years ago
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If you would like to answer a few questions, please dm me on my Instagram(@/supernatural_fan41) or on Twitter(@/starshipranger6)
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random-person90 · 4 years ago
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Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing. 
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random-person90 · 4 years ago
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*At Walmart*
Me: *pointing* Dean’s ice cream hahaha
Me: *remembering he’s dead* oh
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random-person90 · 5 years ago
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I put this on my Twitter but felt I should share it here too
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random-person90 · 5 years ago
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From now on everyone should address their day as AO3 tags. Today mine was: Nonexistent plot
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random-person90 · 5 years ago
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Me, writing: What is that word? *spends 15 minutes trying to figure it out*
Me, at 3am, shooting up in bed: WIGGLED! HE W I G G L E D
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