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V: Yeah, I don’t exactly have a ‘formal education’ either. I was disassembled at 13, and the only things the Solver programmed into my head were ways to kill people and make sweet potato pie.

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Survivor: Were you killed?

LttM: Sadly, yes.

LttM: But I lived!

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Uzi: Y’know, they say catharsis is actually bad for your health.

V: And so is calling me a quote ‘hoe bot’ end quote!

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N, beseeching whichever diety’s out there not to give him more trauma: No way, Jose! You know how many layers deep this agony cake is already? You want more? Sir, I am but a husk - as you can see, there’s not a molecule of serotonin, dopamine or endorphins in this lifeless body. There’s nothing left for you to take! You’ve created a robot raisin!

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*something that was messing w/ N’s regen is fixed, allowing him to heal his injuries*

N: Now I’m only scarred ✨emotionally!✨ 👉👉

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Random visitor: Wow, this place is depressing.

Lucifer: Yeah, well… when you’re constantly depressed, you don’t really notice!

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Cyn: Are Wii gonna have a problem?

Uzi: You’d best Switch up that attitude!

Alice: You’re playing a dangerous Game Boy.

Doll: Don’t Nintendo Sixty-Force me to use this.

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Lucifer: You wanna cut deep, huh? You wanna play dirty? Alright…

Lucifer: You’re. Not. Masculine.

Adam: *offended noise* You overrated little twink!

Lucifer: Hey- I am a twunk, alright? That is a combination- twink and hunk!

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Someone idk: What’s the hardest thing for you to say?

V: I’m wrong.

Uzi: I need help.

N: Worcestershire sauce.

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Spinel: What, y’think I’m funny? I’m a funny gem just cause I look like a clown? I suppose you think I shouldn’t have a scythe, either!

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Ragatha: Remember - more espresso, less depresso!

Gangle: *drinks coffee*

Gangle: I’m still depressed, but now I’m fast.

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Mammon: No- no, we have an understanding, and you do not break that!

Fizzarolli: …

Fizzarolli: I’m not you.

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V: Who are you?

Doll: You killed my parents.

V: …

V: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

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Random interrogator: Sit on that chair, we’re gonna interrogate you.

Uzi (whispering to N): Deny everything.

N: That’s not a chair!

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To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.

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Kidnapper: Serial Designation N, we have your significant other.

N: I… don’t have a significant other?

Kidnapper: Then who keeps yelling at us to bite her?

N: Oh Robo-God, you have Uzi-

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Seth: You’re horrible! Y- you’re an irredeemable monster!

Graulas: Ohh, oh, what took you so long, idiot?