#tadc incorrect quotes

[world-of-theories]

Caine: 3 DAYS!!!!!

Pomni: huh?? What’s in 3 days? Caine what’s in 3 days??? Caine please answer— and he froze up again… GREAT.

[commandernachos]

*Ragatha and Zooble bump into each other*

Ragatha: oh, hey Zooble, where are you going?

Zooble: just gonna kill Jax for hurting my girfriend.

Ragatha, pulling out cleaver: oh hey, me too!

[ominous-auburn-orbs]

Caine: Hey, Kinger! Do you wanna play 20 questions?

Kinger: Oh, sure! I'll start- what's your favourite colour?

Caine, completely laser focused: Triangle, do you like men?

[sunsetredlemonade]

ANOTHA ONE

[prismolovesfanfiction]

thats it. thats the show.

[jaxify]

Ragatha: I made you this friendship bracelet. Jax: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person. Ragatha: You don't have to wear it. Jax: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

[dreamingmantis]

Pomni and Ragatha: *tenderly holding each other with their foreheads pressed together*

Jax, pointing at them: What the @%#!? Is this allowed? Is this allowed?!

[incorrectquoteslobby]

Moon: I think we should kiss. Caine: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

Kinger:I miss my wife,Pomni.

Pomni:Wh-What?

Kinger:I miss her alot.

Pomni:Wh-Why are you telling me-

Kinger:I-I need to go.*hops off a cliff*

[ladymiraclewings]

Pomni: So what do you think of the lemonade? Ragatha: It's um, really bad, Poms... Pomni: Yeah, maybe I should've used lemons

[nobody-nexus]

TADC Incorrect Quotes

(With have Ragatha/Pomni, Jax/Zooble if you squint, and maybe like ONE Jax/Bubble for shits and giggles)

Ragatha: As your best friend— Gangle: Zooble's my best friend? Ragatha, holding a knife: As your best friend—

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Ragatha: Pomni is at that very special age where an adult only has one thing on their mind Caine: Boys? Pomni: Homicide

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Pomni: You know what? When I join this friend group, I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit Caine, Zooble and Kinger continue screaming about mold water Pomni: Not the other way around! Bubble: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water :)

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Gangle: How do Zooble and Jax usually get out of these messes? Ragatha: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out

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Ragatha: Just be careful, Pomni! Pomni, heading out the door: I'm always careful, Ragatha! Pomni: It's everything around me that's careless

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Caine: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems! Gangle: Weight loss? Drink water Ragatha: Clear skin? Drink water Jax: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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Zooble: Hold on, I can explain Caine: Really? Can you now? Zooble: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie

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Caine: You have to apologize to them Jax Jax: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Gangle: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

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Ragatha: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance? Zooble: No. Jax: No. Ragatha: Didn't think so

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Pomni: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held Ragatha: Are you okay

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Zooble: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times Ragatha: I hope you understand how food poisoning works Zooble: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger I couldn’t eat

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Ragatha: Wake me up- Pomni: Before you go go Gangle: When September ends Caine: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Ragatha, smugly, after security arrives to escort Jax and Pomni out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out? Jax, in defeat: Let’s go Pomni: Wait. Jax: What? Pomni: I’d kinda like to be carried out...

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Gangle: We have fun, don’t we, Pomni? Pomni: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life

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Kinger: Hey Ragatha? Ragatha: Yeah? Kinger: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false? Ragatha: Ragatha: ...What.

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Jax: How high are you? Pomni: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet. Zooble: No, he's asking what drugs are you on Pomni: Oh, antidepressants, why?

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Caine: It is 6:09 . Caine: I am wondering why I’m still alive. Caine: Send Wendy’s. Pomni: The whole restaurant?!

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Zooble: I’m the smartest person in this group.... Jax: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine? Zooble: I paid for my Mars Bar, I’m getting my Mars Bar.

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Pomni: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?? Jax: Y- you were putting it in cold water?? Zooble: Pomni. Answer the question, Pomni. Pomni: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason. Pomni: Plus, you think I have the patience to boil water? Jax: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?? Zooble: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it? Jax: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Zooble: It takes less than a minute. Jax: Is your stovetop powered by the f#%king sun??? Zooble: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Jax: Like seven minutes?? Gangle: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan! Zooble: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Gangle? Your stove is enchanted! Pomni: Every single person here is a f#%king lunatic. Ragatha: Do none of you own a f#%king kettle?

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Gangle: Guess what I'm about to get! Jax: On my nerves.

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Zooble: Jax has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all they say now. Everything is deez nuts. They simply can't stop. Zooble: I asked Jax where he learned that joke. He made me promise him wouldn't get in trouble if he told me. I agreed. Zooble: So, he leans in and whispers, "deez nuts."

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Pomni: HELP! I TOLD RAGATHA I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK! Jax, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Jax: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A. Ragatha: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory Pomni: F$%k you.

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Zooble: New challenge! Don't say stupid sh!t for 24 hours!

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Pomni: Coca Cola is a health potion, Pepsi is a mana potion Ragatha, amused: What’s grape soda? Pomni: It’s f#%king purple baby!!!

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Zooble: It doesn’t have a bone Jax: Then why is it called a boner?

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Pomni: Can I get a waffle? Caine and Bubble: *fighting and yelling at each other* Pomni: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?

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Jax: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes Zooble: Wow, I've gotta hear this Jax: I was angry and envious of my neighbor, so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share Ragatha: You forgot pride Jax: No, I'm pretty proud of this

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Ragatha, trying to be cute: WOW, Pomni, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How AWFULLY lewd of you. Pomni, confused: We literally slept together yesterday? Ragatha: Eh- sweetie no that's not-

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Caine: Can we talk about that mass email you sent? Pomni: Why? It was important Caine: All it says is, "I'm back on my sh!t". Jax, shrugging: The people need to know

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Jax: We’re getting married, bitches! Bubble: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem

[commandernachos]

Pomni x Ragatha Incorrect Quotes

Pomni: when I first met Ragatha, I knew she was the one.

Ragatha: when I first met Pomni, I saw her trip over three small children, face plant into a wall and then somehow get her head stuck in a trash can.

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Pomni: maybe we should hold hands.

Pomni: for safety.

Ragatha: yeah, sure.

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Ragatha: how are you?

Pomni: *checks mood ring* normal and nervous.

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Pomni, trying to flirt: s-so... you come here often?

Ragatha: we're stuck here.

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Pomni: *laying face down in the mud*

Ragatha: what are you doing?

Pomni: *muffled* having me time.

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Pomni: so, I heard you like bad girls.

Ragatha: oh, no, not really.

Pomni, visibly relieved: oh thank god.

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Pomni, thinking: just don't let her know how awkward you are!

Ragatha: nice weather today!

Pomni: thanks!

[sicksucculentz]

Kinger: "this is awful!"

Gangle: "Jax! sound the alarm quickly!!!"

Jax jogs up to Pomni and bends down to whisper into Pomni's ear

Jax: "you are stuck here in a low poly world, eating low poly food, and being watched over by a pair of floating dentures"

Pomni starts to hyperventilate then scream in a massive freak out. Zooble just stands there watching as Jax walks over to stand next to them

Zooble: "weve really got to figure out a different way....this can't be good for her."

Jax: "you really think she's that close to abstraction?"

[frenzyfreakjay]

𝗣𝗼𝗺𝗻𝗶: 𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎?

𝗝𝗮𝘅: 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐.

[justkeepwalkingnothinghere]

More incorrect quotes? More incorrect quotes.

Ft. The Owl House and The Amazing Digital Circus!

Luz: Something tells me Eda's going to be a bit more unhinged today… Eda, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Raine isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral. _______________ King: If I fall… Luz: I’ll be there to catch you. Eda: looks at Raine What if I fall? Raine: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Hunter: watches these two interactions Hunter, to Amity: And if I fall? Amity: I’ll be the one who pushed you. _______________ Jax: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin. Kinger: Light pink isn't your color. Jax: Light pink brings out my eyes you $%*#! Chases after Kinger _______________ Zooble: Go on, give Bubble a compliment. Gangle: How do you expect me to do that? Ragatha: Just say something that you wish someone would say to you. Gangle: Uhh… You are now unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day! Bubble, sobbing: Nobody’s ever said that to me before! _______________ Darius, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Alador, the love of my life, for telling me Eda was going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech. _______________ Scout: What are your names? Lilith: Don't tell them, Eda. Scout, writing: Eda… Lilith: Crap. Eda: Nice going, Lilith. Scout: Eda: Uh oh. _______________ Ragatha: You need a hobby. Jax: I have a hobby! Ragatha: Hitting Gangle isn't a hobby. _______________ Ragatha: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet? Pomni: What? Like J F K W S Q X- Ragatha: No, like, U R A Q T. Pomni: Awwww!

[spagoleon-tadc]

[At Kaufmo's door]

Jax: [Places his hand on the doorknob and sobs]

Jax: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.