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You said in your answers to a question thing that you've never cheated in any way that matters, what does that mean?

Hey, thanks for the question :)

While I was in a relationship I became close to a coworker and we were sending messages back and forth. My partner had previously given me permission and I did tell her about it. The co-worker left the job near the start of it and we only met up once or twice in public settings since. So while there was messages, nothing ever happened between us IRL, and my partner knew also.

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10 years ago when I went holiday I went to my cousins house after a few drinks my cigarettes finished so I asked her brother to go to the shops After he left I did kiss her and I did fuck her on the sofa Sex was so nice now I’m going again what do you think if meet her again

Thank you for your confession.

I think it sounds like you had a lot of fun 10yrs ago, and would probably like to repeat the experience. Whether you do or not depends on the relationship you have with your cousin right now, and how she feels about what happened then. Give us an update when you come back, and don’t pack too many cigarettes!

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1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? Sex obvii, but tbh sometimes you don't have the energy for the effort so your hand will do

2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated? Left side of my neck, right side of my neck

3. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? Nope. BUT I do have major erogenouse zones outwith there ((hint hint kiss/bite my neck you sexy vampire))

4. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation? Clitoral is easier because I am a man

5. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt? No, because I'm a man and do not have one.

6. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? I have heard of it but have not had it stimulated because I am a hetero dude

7. Do you like having your anus touched? Yes. But, as a dude, the in-out motion feels weird. Just touch the outside or shove it up and stay up ffs

8. Have you ever been fisted? 4/5ths of the way there I believe

9. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? Yes yes yes

10. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? Umbrella? I am in to a lot of things under the BDSM canopy lol

11. Have you had sex in the shower or bath? Yeah. Shower was better tbh. Bath makes a mess of the floor tbh

12. Do you like being naked? Yes

13. Do you sleep partially/fully naked? Fully for preference

14. How many sexual partners have you had? 2/3 fully, 4/5 depending on your definition

15. What kind of underwear do you normally wear? Since lockdown, none tbh.

16. Do you ever go commando? All the time <3

17. Have you ever orgasmed in your sleep? Nope. I just wake up horny

18. What are you more into, boobs or butts? Hmmm, butts in pictures tbh, but sex and sexy contact in general irl

19. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? Shave

20. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? Nope. I will dive into the hairiest or the barest muff there is.

21. Do you have or want any genital piercings? No no no no no

22. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? Mostly crotch-centric, BUT I have had some full-body ones and just <3 That is the dream we look to acheive

23. Have your ever squirted? I am biologically male so every orgasm I have is a squirt lol

24. Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yes

25. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? Yes/no.

26. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam? Most definitely

27. Have you had phone sex? Indeed I have

28. Do you often imagine people naked? My imaginations not that good. I will look at you and wish you were naked but my imagination will have it all wrong lol

29. Have you ever made your partner orgasm using only your hands? Indeedy

30. Have you ever had anal sex? Yes. Yes I have.

31. Have you ever tried scissoring? I have tried that position, but it involved penetration cause I'm a heterosexual dude.

32. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 19

33. What's the weirdest thing you've masturbated with? My gfs mums vibrator...

34. How would you feel about taking someones virginity? Partly honoured at given the chance, but also I wouldn't turn it down because if they wanna lose it thats their decision and I'd respect their choice and try to make it as much fun as possible.

35. Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Pornstar. They have more control over their partners, get paid more(?) and it'd be hot knowing randomers are getting off onto me

36. Have you ever cheated on someone? No. I most certainly have not. Not in any way that matters.

37. Are you dominate or submissive? More dominant but I do have some submissive tendancies tbh.

38. Your biggest turn ons? Neck biting, neck liking, neck kissing neck everything.

39. Would you ever fool around in a movie theater? Have, would again.

40. Do you like it rough or sensual? Both. Ha. Idk at this time I'd just like it.

41. If you could sleep with anyone, who would it be? Someone who I have not spoke to for a while but for a long time she was my only friend and we flirted and she knew I was more interested and she lead me on and she provoked me and she said I had a chance and then the last time we met she got engaged to someone else the same day and didnt bother her arse to tell me until I found out from her facebook so short answer is I'd sleep with someone who is beautiful and sexy but also not deserving of my attentions, I just Cant Get THem OUt OF MY HEAD/FANTASIES

42. Would you ever have sex with a transgender person? I think I would yeah. I've never had the chance but my type has always been those interested in me so why not?

43. When was the last time you had sex? last week

44. What are your turn offs? Tickling. Can't stand it tbh. More likely to knee you in the face!

45. First type of porn you have ever watched? (straight, lesbian, gay, etc) Television X or Adult Channel on sky channels 25/58 after 11pm...

46. Have you ever had any one night stands? Nope.

47. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them? I haven't told anyone but my gf and my mother have washed my clothes so I think the secret is not so secret

48. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious? Intended.

49. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? Either/or. [[Both. Both Is Good gif here]]

50. Would you have sex with your best friend? Yes, and I would, but they wouldn't so convince her, not me.

51. Would you ever consider being a stripper? I would consider it for like 2 mins and be like "Nah I'm ugly and cant dance" and that would be the end of that.

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Do you know a Miss LiLee from Literotica?

I do not, but I believe I may have found her through the member search. Is she one of your favourites?

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Hi Would you consider writing Literotica based on my fantasy?

Hi. Atm I have writers block with writing my own fantasies nevermind someone elses. I’m sure someone here will be able to help, or you could try writing it yourself? No one else will be able to describe what you see in your minds eye better than you.

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My confession is that I fantasize about eating out my mom's pussy while our dog mounts me and uses me as his bitch.

Thank you for your confession. That sounds hot, though I fear that it may need to stay a fantasy. Even if you could convince your mom, she may frown on the k9 aspect of this. Or not. idk. I wish you luck anon, and keep us updated if you do turn it into a reality!

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Do you have wickr?

Nope. Nor kik, nor snapchat, nor whatsapp.

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Is this a confession blog now?

I will gladly hear them and post them if you have any. Do you wish to confess?

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Plenty of pervs have their likes open and aren't deleted so I think you'll be ok

Plenty are deleted, and I’m now up to three who have had accounts de-activated, deleted or just plain disappeared whilst talking to me. Better to be safe than sorry, no? Plus, maybe I like a bit of mystery.

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I’ve never said I would answer every anon. Or even any of them. It’s how I’ve stayed here after so many are flagged and deleted. You wanna know? Message me. Or maybe think. The most obvious answer is usually the right one. Don’t hear hooves and imagine zebras.

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So that’s twice that someone who has been messaging me has been deactivated, literally while I was replying. Not impressed Tumblr, not impressed. If I didn’t know better, I’d be taking this personally! Don’t you have some nazis to delete instead??

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This was more than two weeks ago now, and I’ve not had any follow up from this anon. You can ignore the cheesy ending, I mean to say I don’t judge so you don’t need to be scared to talk to me; my messages are always open.

would u fuck me lol

I don’t know who you are so I can’t really say. Grey faces with shades aren’t really my thing tbh. Ask again without anon or message me and I’ll be able to answer properly. No need to be shy, I don’t bite. Unless you want me to... ;)

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would u fuck me lol

I don’t know who you are so I can’t really say. Grey faces with shades aren’t really my thing tbh. Ask again without anon or message me and I’ll be able to answer properly. No need to be shy, I don’t bite. Unless you want me to... ;)

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Why no new blog content?

Unsure of what to post tbh. Since my pictures got flagged after the ban, I’ve mainly just posted asks... like this one! Ask me more stuff and I’ll post it :) x

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confession: love going on anon to talk to fucked up guys that are older than me to tell them about all the sick shit that gets me off. if i wasnt so shy i would send pics and vids of me teasing and fucking my swollen horny wet hungry pussy. -XO

Thank you for your confession =) What does get you off anon? No need to be shy tho. idk if I’m older than you, but if you want to send pics or vids then you wouldn’t be the first. And I’d share them anonymously, or keep them in my inbox if you wanted... just like the others ;) xx

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got any hard limits? no limits?

Still searching tbh. None so far. You have any in mind? Wanna help me search??

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Spam blogs will be reported and blocked Spam blogs will be blocked and reported Weirdos, freaks and perverts will be followed back but all of that spam shit will be flagged and reported and blocked