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me trying to be nice: the dandruff in your hair looks like the stars sparkling in the night sky ✨

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harry, to his fourth child: i hereby name you tom lucius potter, because i'm running out of abusers in my life

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soooooooooo many griffindor

Griffindors love charms class

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My house is useless

I go away for TWO DAYS and guess what? Slytherin is losing by more than one hundred points. Like why. I’m the only person pulling my house together, without me we’d be useless. Being away for TWO DAYS, I’m still on the top of the leaderboard, BUT for SOME REASON WE ARE LOSING. this is not ok.

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“The officer who fired the fatal shots at the 16-year-old, however, was cleared of all charges by a grand jury.” 

W T F

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The policy position for a president Sanders or any Dem who gets the nomination and dares call themselves a progressive should be the continuation of the policy Trump stumbled into which is do nothing and let the two Koreas self-determine. Just without the drunken twitter threats!

All the credit to the Moon administration for rebuking Trump & Co’s threat of a preemptive strike and signaling to Kim that the South is willing to negotiate independent of any directives from Washington!

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My brother can play hide and seek and it’s the cutest most adorable thing ever. I love him.

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so.. I did a thing.

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Captain Holt:

Also Captain Holt:

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what century are we in

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Harry: Honey?

Draco: What?

Harry: Where are my auror robes?

Draco: What?

Harry: Where. Are. My. Auror. Robes?

Draco: I, uh, put them away.

[explosions outside]

Harry: Where!?

Draco: Why do you need to know?!

Harry, ripping through drawers: I need it!

Draco: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!

Harry: The public is in danger!

Draco: My evening's in danger!

Harry: You tell me where my suit is, Malfoy! We are talking about the greater good!

Draco: 'Greater good?' I am your HUSBAND! I'm the greatest GOOD you are ever gonna get!

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The mushgroomsmen were worried that they’d never see Tim again after he got married, which made them sad since he was such a fun guy.

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If water isn’t wet, is it dry?

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My friend and her sister were named after two ladies their dad considered hot and their mum considered smart.

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HELLOOOOOOO

Frank Walker from national tileeeesss.

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This ad.

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…holy shit

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Alternate universe where my life is ok.