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I literally post whatever I want, mostly nonsense
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They are being penalized by being forbidden corners
Odd numbers are round and even numbers are sharp and I will fight you on this
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When you get ten compose a poem of a gruesome cult murder that you witnessed, and when you hit 50 write a story about the poem
yo i got 8 followers should i do something snazzy when i get to 10
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Odd numbers are round and even numbers are sharp and I will fight you on this
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Mr Sexy
My sister is getting married in a week!
im happy because now I won’t have to live with her anymore 😀 😁
can we seriously get a congrats for @lifeinspiredpoems tho!
🎉 💍 👰‍♀️
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My sister is getting married in a week!
im happy because now I won’t have to live with her anymore 😀 😁
can we seriously get a congrats for @lifeinspiredpoems tho!
🎉 💍 👰‍♀️
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😩 i don’t want to. also, Miss Poems, screw you and mr. Right, I blame both of you for this
Goodbye wonderful weather and nice, cool breezes, hello humidity and hot and stickiness and waking up in a small puddle each morning
Hello Missouri
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Goodbye wonderful weather and nice, cool breezes, hello humidity and hot and stickiness and waking up in a small puddle each morning
Hello Missouri
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Yeah, we’ll just leave it up in the air and acknowledge that everyone has different opinions :)
btw I love your new avatar
Guns are sooo cool until you realize their only use sucks and guns aren’t really that cool
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Hehe yea, it was a wild ride before I learned to look at the tags and completely ignore some things. Sometimes you just have to look up from the phone, stare at a wall like you’re on the office, and then go back to dying inside as another person destroys your humanity
whatre your pronouns if i may ask
Call me betrayer for all I care
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Hmm, the solution to that is making guns what... illegal? Hmm? Great. Because we all know the person breaking into my house obtained their gun completely legally. There is literally no way to get rid of guns completely. somebody will always have one. I get that that isn’t what they’re saying here, but I thought I would throw it out there And I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to be a law abiding citizen without a gun, defenseless in my home while someone who is breaking into my house and doesn’t give a damn about gun laws shoots my and my family. and who says it’s to kill? I shoot close to them, they get scared and leave. I shoot their leg/arm, they either get the fuck out of my house or are defenseless. “what are they going to kill you with“
haha. guns aren’t the only weapon that exists, and if they’re stronger than me (they’re probably going to be a man so...) how am I supposed to fight back? Unless... I have a gun and don’t have to physically fight them.
guns don’t stop violence, they just make it easier for the people being attacked to defend themselves. I still think you have a great blog, and you don’t have to own a gun, but I’m going to, because I really like living and i don’t want to be killed in my own home
If they don’t have one, they’ll kill me with something else. If I don’t have one, I’m dead
Guns are sooo cool until you realize their only use sucks and guns aren’t really that cool
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Ahh not the shcroissants
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Do you mean... self defense????? When someone breaks into your home???? Saving your children??? That use??
Guns are sooo cool until you realize their only use sucks and guns aren’t really that cool
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DRAWINGS HAS THE SAME FINGERPRINTS AS A MURDER SUSPECT
(it’s worth saying that the reason she’s in the system is because a friend gave her “candy” that turned out to be drugs and she was caught with it before she knew what it was)
SO THE POLICE
THE FUCKING POLICE
CAME TO OUR HOUSE TO TALK TO HER
THEY LOOKED SO UNCOMFORTABLE THEY HAD TO ASK A 13 YEAR OLD FOR HER ALIBI TWO DAYS AGO (June 4)
(the murder lives in Utah so the officers weren’t even the ones working the case they just had to come check in because they got a hit on the prints)
they were very nice and gentle and explained what was going on and that it was just a formality
and this is when I realized that she could totally get away with any murder she wanted and they would never believe it was her
ao thirteen year old girls everywhere, now is your time and you will never get a better chance. im sure like up to 17 would be fine too
so anyway that was a fucking ride
DUDE
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THE POLICE CAME BY OUR HOUSE TODAY
DUDE
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OH MY FUCKING HELL
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