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Me trying to act normal when confronted with female Sakamakis:

Me with male Sakamakis: ROACHES 😒✋️

Me with female Sakamakis: 🧎‍♀️🛐🙏😫

finisheedd ♡ ♡ ♡

Fem.Kanato ft. Yuu and Yui

♡ I love Yuu, I want to bite him too

She’s using her homosexualik vampire dark magic to turn Yui into a homosexualik coquette doll

♡ I've got a figure like a pin-up

Got a figure like a doll ♡

*me using all my brain and neurons trying to imagine Kanato’s female voice*

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This is something I've wanted to ask for a while. How would the boys react to an S/O who can't sleep so they ask them to drink their blood so the blood loss helps them go to sleep.

Sorry if this is weird.

(not weird at all Hun I love this ask! Its such an incredible idea—absolutely peak Diabolik Lovers energy.)

Sakamaki Brothers

Shu:

He’s lazy as hell, but the idea you want him to drink from you? That's deeply satisfying. He smirks lazily, murmurs something like, “What a needy little thing…” before pulling you into his arms and sinking his fangs in—slow, indulgent, dragging it out until you're trembling in his lap. Afterwards, he’ll curl around you, still licking the wound absently, murmuring, “Sleep, now. You asked for this.”

Reiji:

At first, he scolds you—“How foolish. Using bloodletting as a sedative?” But behind his glasses, he’s intrigued. Once he agrees, he’s careful, precise, and annoyingly clinical about it. But his hand lingers just a bit too long on your pulse. Afterward, he tucks you in and watches you sleep, whispering, “Such an obedient pet… even your insomnia bows to me.”

Ayato:

He lives for this. “Heh? You can’t sleep unless I bite you? Too bad, you’re mine anyway!” He gets cocky and greedy, maybe a little rough, feeding more from you than necessary just because he loves watching your eyelids flutter. Then he gets oddly tender, playing with your hair while you're dizzy and whispering, “Oi… you better not die on me. Who else would beg me like that?”

Kanato:

He’s obsessed. “You want me to hurt you so you can sleep…?” His voice trembles with excitement. He might hum a lullaby while feeding, gripping you tightly like a doll. It’s oddly sweet—if you ignore the feverish gleam in his eyes. He makes you sleep in his arms, cradling you and whispering, “You’ll never sleep alone again. Not without me.”

Laito:

Moans dramatically. “Nfu~ Bitch-chan, do you know what you’re asking?” He’ll absolutely tease you—run his tongue along your skin, draw it out, murmur filth in your ear. But when he drinks, it’s unexpectedly gentle. Deep down, he finds it… romantic. He’ll tuck you into his chest, stroking your back and whispering lewd lullabies.

Subaru:

Instantly flustered. “Wh-Why the hell would you ask that?” But deep down, he’s honored. He’ll grumble, pout, and growl—but then do it very carefully. Almost reverently. After feeding, he holds you close, his heartbeat thudding in his chest, whispering shakily, “You really trust me that much…? Idiot…”

Mukami Brothers

Ruki:

He finds it adorable—and useful. “Livestock relying on me even to sleep… how poetic.” He’s very composed, makes you lie down properly, and drinks in slow, measured pulls. Afterwards, he reads beside you or strokes your hair while you drift off, lips still faintly stained red.

Kou:

“Oh? Does my pretty little doll need me that bad?” He pretends to tease, but he’s touched. When he bites, it’s deliberately gentle—soothing, almost loving. He hums soft tunes while you fade. Then he snaps a photo of you curled up in his lap, sleepy and flushed. “Mine forever~”

Yuma:

He’s a bit startled at first, like, “Huh? Ya serious?” But the idea grows on him fast. “Shit, if that’s what ya need, come here, sow.” He’ll hold you firm, bite deep, and let you slump against his big chest while stroking your hair. He might even mutter, “You sleep best when I’ve marked ya, huh?”

Azusa:

This is perfect for him. “Mm… You want… me… to bite you… so you can sleep…? That’s… really nice…” He finds comfort in your pain. He’ll murmur sweet, broken things while feeding and fall asleep right next to you, your blood still on his lips. He’d probably do it every night if you let him.

Tsukinami Brothers

Shin:

At first, he laughs—hard. “You’re seriously asking me to suck you dry so you can take a nap?” But his amusement turns to possessive glee. “Tch… pathetic little thing. Fine. I’ll help you sleep—just don’t cry when it hurts.” He drinks fast and messily, then wipes his mouth and lays beside you like he owns your dreams.

Carla:

Intrigued but suspicious. “What a strange request…” He does it regally, elegantly, and keeps complete control. His bite is sharp and efficient. Once he’s done, he holds you like glass. “Sleep… You will feel no fear while in my arms. None shall touch what is mine.”

Other Vampires

Kino:

He’s surprisingly flustered, but likes the power trip. “Y-You really want me to…?” He bites you while hiding how red his ears are, then watches over you like a watchdog. Underneath all the awkward bravado, he’s honored you trust him like this.

Karlheinz:

Ah… now this pleases him. “You come to me for sleep, little one?” It’s dangerously sensual. He’ll cradle you, kiss your neck, and drink in a way that leaves you boneless. “So vulnerable… so trusting… I think I’ll keep you like this forever.” The man lives for you handing over your body like that.

Richter:

Slightly resentful but strangely gentle. “You’re playing with fire, asking me that…” He might test how far he can push it, just to see you squirm. But after the bite, he holds you close, brushing hair from your face. “Rest now. I’ve taken enough—for now.”

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Y’all remember Meet the Robinsons lol

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NOT the sakamakis playing Dora the explorer talking bout " you guys know the answer dont you? " Boy about to pop out with " Ricther no swiping, Richter no swiping " 💀🙏

// Hmm… maybe Shu had a point when he sacrificed Subaru and Ayato in LE by sending them to a high-risk area as main targets. 😂😂

Credit to: dialovers-translations

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PLEASE This Laito Kid epidemic is KILLING ME 😭😭💀

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Aa a ginger I have received many of these type of videos from my friends my family 😭😭 (for some reason im the only redhead in the family)

@fedora-pervert @the-only-takoyaki-king life be hard for us redheads out here ✊️

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AYAYUI IDOL AU: Chapter 6

// This might be one of my favorite chapters I’ve written so far! I tried to blend some fun with a bit of seriousness, so I really hope you’ll enjoy it. It’s kinda SPICY at some point, hehehe. I know it takes me a while to post new chapters, but I promise I haven’t forgotten about this fanfic, sometimes I just don’t have enough time. T-T

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5

— Ayato opens the door —

Ayato: Haa… What happened?

Chief: Come with me! It’s about Subaru-san!

Ayato: Subaru?

Yui: ( Eh? That’s Ayato-san’s co-worker, right? I hope it’s nothing bad…! )

Place: Reception

Manager: Unfortunately, the cooking contest, as well as the filming, will be stopped for today.

Subaru-san picked a dish to make with one of the girls here, but he didn’t know it had garlic in it. After tasting it, he started feeling sick—bad enough that he had to throw up.

Ayato: Damn it…

Yui: ( Come to think of it... he’s in a group with a vampire concept and he has garlic intolerance. I can’t help but find this a bit ironic. )

( Still, poor Subaru-san... get well soon. )

Ayato: I’m going to check——

Manager: Don’t. Subaru-san is most likely resting now. He needs sleep more than anything after what happened.

Ayato: Tch… fine. But let me know when he wakes up!

Manager: Once he wakes up, I'll ask him to contact you. In the meantime, since you two share a room, I’d appreciate it if Ayato-san could spend his time elsewhere in the hotel.

Ayato: ( Did I indirectly get kicked out—? )

Well, whatever. But where exactly am I supposed to go?

Chief: Actually, now that the contest's cancelled and the other team is not present anymore, the onsen is completely free for you!

Ayato: Heh, is that so?

Chief: Y-Yes, but... since you, mister, are a celebrity, I’ll need to look for a private key first.

Can’t have fans fainting in the hallway if they see you half-dressed, right?

Ayato: Pfft, true… wouldn’t want to cause a stampede in a towel. But hurry up then. The sooner I’m in the hot water, the better~!

— Chief nods and starts searching —

Yui: ( I feel like I’m just a third wheel at this point, so it might be better if I quietly leave too. )

( Besides, my job is supposed to be done for today… and Ayato-san probably wants some space anyway.)

Chief: Wait! I almost forgot about Komori-san!

Yui: Hm? What’s with me?

Chief: Since you were Ayato-san’s cooking partner, the original deal included you getting a chance to use the onsen too, no?

I’ll find a key for you too, in case you want privacy! Just give me a sec——

Yui: …!

( Eh—!? Me? In the onsen? With Ayato-san still around? That’s…! )

Chief: Here they are~!

— hands them the keys —

But I should also mention... because the onsen is a relatively new feature of the hotel, we only have one single room so far. So, uhm... it would be great if you two wouldn’t go at the same time.

— Yui blushes —

Yui: ( Just one onsen... but what if we truly run into each other? )

Ayato: Alright, I’ll go there right now. You can go after I’m done, ‘kay?

I’m not exactly in the mood to wait around, so I’ll make it quick, no worries.

Yui: S-Sure, take your time.

Ayato: Will do~

— takes key and leaves —

*timeskip*

Yui: ( I wonder if he’s done by now… it’s already been three hours. )

— looks at clock —

( Yeah… I suppose he must be. I should start getting my things ready. )

— walks over to her bag and gets her towel —

( I hope the water helped him relax. He did seem tense after all… )

— leaves room —

Place: Onsen Entrance

Yui: ( It’s so quiet... he definitely left, didn’t he? )

( A-Anyway, I should knock or say something, just in case. )

*Knock Knock*

Uhm… Ayato-san? Are you still there?

*Knock Knock*

( No answer once again… )

— tries the handle —

( It’s locked? )

( Ah, he most likely locked it after he left, right? Yeah… that must be it. There’s no way he’d still be inside after all this time. )

— opens door with key and gets inside —

( Just as I thought, nobody’s here! )

— locks door —

( Hehe, time to finally relax! )

— starts unbuttoning her clothes —

( This indoor onsen is way bigger than I thought… The ceiling’s high, the walls are lined with smooth stone, and the pool is so huge that it almost covers the whole room! )

( No wonder the second one isn’t finished yet. This must’ve taken forever to build. The attention to detail alone is amazing! )

— slowly gets into water —

Ah~ so warm…!

( And to think they let me use this… I guess being partnered with Ayato-san really came with some unexpected perks, fufu. )

— stretches —

( So good… I feel like I could instantly fall as—— )

* Ring Ring *

( Eh!? Someone’s calling? )

— her eyes snap open—

( Wait! That’s... that’s not my ringtone? )

( Don’t tell me—! )

Ayato: “Haa... What is it this time?”

Yui: ...!

( That voice… it’s coming from the other side of the divider! )

( No… no, it can’t be— )

Ayato: “Yeah, it’s just me, why? Heh, so he finally woke up? Damn, can’t blame him though, since I had a pretty long nap too. So how is he feeling?”

“Oh, understandable. You took mine too? Mhm, it’s better this way.”

Yui: ( He… He’s been here the entire time…! )

( If he finds out I’m in the same onsen while he’s still inside, I’ll surely get in troubles! )

( What if he thinks I planned this!? )

Ayato: ( Ugh, my phone's dying.)

"I'll call you again, just need to find an outlet for my charger, 'kay?"

Yui: ( Ah, he's coming this way...! )

— gets underwater —

Ayato: ( Now where are the outlets supposed to be? Can’t see any at all. )

Yui: ( Did he leave? I don’t know how much longer I can hold my breath… )

( The water is so hot too…! )

Ayato: ( Whatever. I’ll just leave it like this for now. )

( More importantly… what is that? )

— gets closer —

Yui: ( Uuh… this pressure…! )

( I… I can’t… brea—— )

*SPLASH*

Ayato: Care to explain what the hell you’re doing here?

Yui: Aya…——

— faints —

Ayato: Fuck…!

— pulls her out of water —

*timeskip*

— Yui starts coughing —

Yui: Ngh... ah... I-I'm alive!

( But wait… why can’t I move? )

— eyes widen —

( No way! I'm tied to a bamboo stick!? )

Ayato: Finally awake, huh.

Yui: A-Ayato-san!

— face turns red —

( I-I can’t even cover myself...! This is beyond embarrassing! )

( To think that he really went as far as to tie me up… that’s completely unreasonable! )

Yui: D-Don’t look at me like that!

Ayato: Tch. You're in no position to tell me what to do.

Besides, you should be grateful I didn’t report you. Most people would’ve called the cops by now, don’t you think?

Yui: I-It’s not like I did it on purpose! I merely assumed you left! The door was locked, and… and I had a the key too, so… it’s just a misunderstanding, I swear!

Ayato: A misunderstanding, huh?

Tell me then, did you even bother checking the whole room before stripping down? If you had, you would've definitely noticed I was still here.

Yui: That’s… I can’t argue with that. But I truly didn’t have any bad intentions, I was just careless!

Ayato: And why should I believe you’re not just some stalker?

You know I’m famous. You’ve listened to my music and watched my MVs—based on what you said in the kitchen. And then there's the fact that, when we first met, you acted like you didn’t recognize me at all. Even though you're working at Yume no Mori, the very hotel that’s known for hosting events for idols.

And now, after everything, you somehow end up in the onsen at the exact same time as me?

Wherever I go, you just happen to show up too. So tell me, how do you think that looks from my perspective?

Yui: I-I think you must be mixing me up with someone else. When did I even pretend not to recognize you, Ayato-san?

Ayato: Haa… When you handed me that bottle of water outside the club, you moron!

Yui: Eh?

( What is he talking a— wait a second! The bottle of water…? )

…!

— eyes widen in shock —

( No way! Ayato-san… he was the boy I met on my very first night in Tokyo!? )

( The one who had a chest ache… who paid for my taxi… That was him! )

Ayato: Now quit playing dumb, it’s crystal clear you coming here was not an accident.

So what’s the deal with you? Are you really that desperate to get a glimpse of my body? Or is this just part of some sick little obsession you’ve got going on? Either way, it’s disgusting!

Yui: N-No! You got it wrong! I didn’t even know it was you that night!

I just saw someone who looked like they needed help, so I offered some water… that’s all!

And as for me being here... I didn’t come chasing after you or doing anything weird! I got this job through a work exchange program. It was all just a coincidence, not some plan to follow you around!

Ayato: Tch, when will you stop lying?

Yui: But I’m not!

Ayato: ( She’s not only dumb, but also got a damn big mouth. )

Fine, I’ll believe you.

Yui: ( Phew, thanks goodness… I really thought I got him mad. )

Ayato: But don’t start celebrating just yet. I’ve got a condition.

Yui: ( That tone… It’s never good when someone says "but there’s a condition" like that. )

Uuh… what kind of condition?

Ayato: Simple. You don’t tell anyone that you saw me at a private club that night. Not your friends, not your family, not your coworkers, not even your boss—no one.

— gets closer —

Actually, I want you to forget the whole thing. Erase it from your memory. You didn’t see me alone in Tokyo, and you sure as hell didn’t hand me a bottle of water in some alleyway.

Yui: ( That’s it? )

Yes, I promise.

Ayato: You better keep that promise, because if word gets out that I was in such a place, especially unguarded, it’ll stir up more trouble than you can imagine. One stupid rumor, and my entire career could take a hit. You get that, don’t you?

Yui: I-I do.

Ayato: Good. Then zip it and stop following me around. Or next time I won’t be this generous.

( I already took pictures of her in here. If she ever decides to snitch on me, I’ll make sure she goes down too. )

— unties her —

Yui: …!

Than——

Ayato: Don’t thank me. Just go put some clothes on. Then leave the onsen immediately.

— Yui nods —

Yui: ( He's scary when he's like this… But I guess I can't really blame him, can I?)

( It was stupid of me to come in without checking properly... so, I suppose it was indeed my fault. )

( To think he’s the boy I met that night after I first arrived in Tokyo... that truly caught me off guard. )

( Just what kind of person are you really, Ayato-san? )

I-I’m done!

Ayato: And why are you telling me this? You expecting an award or something?

Just unlock the damn door and leave already.

— Yui starts searching key —

Yui: ( Now where did I put it? I know I had the key when I came in… maybe it slipped into the towel?)

— checks towel —

( Oh no… it's not here either? Don’t tell me I dropped it somewhere in the changing area? Or worse… in the water!? )

Hey… Ayato-san? I… I can’t really seem to find my key, so could you maybe lend me yours…? J-Just for a second! I promise I’ll give it back right away!

Ayato: ( Seriously!? First she breaks in, then she nearly drowns, and now this? )

You're telling me you managed to lose a single key in a closed room in less than two hours?

Yui: Uhh… I must’ve dropped it somewhere without noticing...

Ayato: Haa…

— pulls out his key —

I guess if you beg nicely, I might give it to you.

Yui: B-Beg!?

Ayato: …Or do you wanna stay locked in here all night and explain yourself to the hotel staff tomorrow?

Yui: No, no!

Ayato: Good, then be a good dog and do as I tell you.

Yui: ( A dog, huh…? If that’s what you really want… )

— sits on all fours and looks at him —

Ayato: …!?

Yui: P-Please, give me the——

Ayato: You… you obscene bitch!

Yui: Eh?

( Wait what? )

Ayato: ( What the hell is wrong with her!? To sit on all fours in front of a man who’s only wearing a towel… did she want to suck me off!? )

Leave me alone already!!!

Yui: But I—

Ayato: I-I said leave me alone!

— shoves her out then shuts the door —

Yui: Ayato-san…

Yui’s monologue

So many things happened today… It’s almost overwhelming trying to piece them all together.

From carrying the luggage, to cooking with Ayato-san… and then—

The onsen. That whole incident. My heart still hasn’t stopped racing…

I came to Tokyo with simple intentions: to work, to learn, and to make new friends.

And yet…

The boy I met on my first night here and the one I couldn't stop thinking about…

He turned out to be Ayato. Ayato, the frontman of SAKAMAKIS. A name everyone knows. A face on billboards.

Someone so far removed from my world, it's really laughable to think we’d ever cross paths again—

Yet we did.

But instead of a reunion, it felt like rejection.

I made a mistake… and now he sees me as nothing more than a nuisance. Maybe even worse.

I keep telling myself that it shouldn’t matter. That it’s impossible for an ordinary person to get closer to an idol.

But then…

Why am I crying now?

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Yall are lying

LAITOS VA IS THE VA FOR THE NARRATOR IN PEPPA PIG??! I've seen it all 🚶‍♀️

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whole new meaning to " Go fuck yourself " 😶

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are u going to continue ur fanfic would you like to find out? i really really like it!

yes yes yes

would you like to find out pt. 3 (diabolik lovers modern college au)

Yui was beyond exhausted after the whole Ayato-Sakamaki-appearing-outside-her-classroom-claiming-he's-her-boyfriend situation. She slumped her head on the university cafe's table, groaning aloud as she looked back on everything that happened. Basically, she had to drag Ayato away from unnecessary attention until she settled for talking with him in an empty science lab.

"Can't believe you just forget we didn't happen that night," Ayato remarked, musing at Yui who was looking at her wits' ends. "I must say you hurt me, Chichinashi."

Yui blushed at the familiar nickname. "I have a name, you know! It's—"

"I know," the redhead interjected. "It's Komori Yui from the Bible Studies course."

The blonde girl was flustered, refusing to look at him because if she dismd, she won't be able to resist him. After all, Sakamaki Ayato will not be the famous IT boy of Ryoutei University for nothing. With his boyish yet charming looks and killer smile (plus the smooth and deep voice), he can get away with stealing her heart—

No, NO! Yui, focus. Focus. FOCUS. FOCUS.

"L-Look, I'm sorry about what I did," she started, hoping this will all end in a good turn. "Can we just... you know... forget what I said? I got caught up in a mood, and you did too. That's why—"

The next thing, Ayato was pinning her against the wall, his face void of any expression as he looked down on her. Yui felt scared at his behavior, looking away as she fiddled with her fingers. He was beyond mad, but not livid. Ayato had an inkling Yui will tell him her suggestion, but what can a man do?

It's simple.

Ayato smirked wickedly. "Oh? Ordering me now, are you?"

"It's not like that!"

He inched his face closer, and Yui wished the ground could swallow her whole.

"How brazen, Yui. You think you can make me give up after a few words."

I wish you would just give up. Please.

Afterward, Ayato ruffled her blonde hair and chuckled, letting her go but not without saying, "I asked if you would like to find out what it feels like to date, and you said yes," he pointed. "We have nowhere to go back now, Chichinashi."

He got her. He fucking got her under his palm.

"W-Wha—Ayato-kun!"

Ayato opened the door.

"I'll see you around, Chichinashi. Take a look at your pocket for starters."

And then he left her. Just like that. He just swept her feet in a few minutes and reminded her of their deal. Oh my gosh, she thought. What do I do now?!

Yui searched in her pocket and found a small piece of paper with Ayato's number written on it.

Back to present, Yui groaned again and slammed her fists on the table, alerting a few of the customers in the university cafe. She wanted to just disappear from the world. This is all my fault. If I just thought carefully of everything and refrained myself from falling with a handsome guy just because he was so nice, things would've—

"That's quite a face you're making there, Yui-chan," a feminine voice noticed.

Yui sat up straight, a startled expression on her face as she saw Maya serve her the usual strawberry parfait she orders at the cafe. Maya had been Yui's friend ever since she became her study buddy in the library. Despite Maya sounding so robotic and looking a bit cold, Yui actually found her presence soothing.

"S-Sorry," she mumbled shyly.

Maya sat in front of her. "The manager told me about you, so I had to take a break. What's up?"

Yui contemplated telling her. It was true enough that being involved with Ayato could lead to baseless rumors, and sure enough she might have one or a few tomorrow. But... she needed help.

"Maya-chan, can I ask something?"

"Hm?"

"Do you know someone named Sakamaki Ayato?"

Maya stilled. She knew the guy, but not because he's popular. It's because... of a certain someone she didn't want to name or else she'll complicate things.

"I know him," Maya answered. I know him all too well, to the point I don't want to talk to him. "Why?"

"The thing is," Yui hesitated. What would Maya think? That she's some promiscuous girl who opened herself up just because she fell instantly for someone in just a night? She hoped not. "I..." she leaned in to whisper. "Something happened between us."

"What do you mean?" Maya inquired, confused about her statement.

The black-haired girl observed Yui fidgeting in her seat and blushing. It took her a few seconds before finally deducing things.

"So you had sex with him," she concluded nonchalantly, sending Yui in full embarrassment.

"M-MAYA-CHAN!"

"What? Yui-chan, doing it is not something you should worry about." Unless Ayato did something nasty after then I will punch his face.

The blonde sighed in relief. "Well, the thing is we were in the moment and I casually told him I want to know what it feels like to have a boyfriend... or something like that," she narrated. "I thought he wouldn't think anything of it, but he did."

Maya frowned. Well, what did Yui expect? She had known the triplets ever since she was young, and Ayato had always displayed determination in achieving what he always wanted. No, that's a lie. The triplets have always known that they get what they want no matter when or where or what the consequences are. They're simple-minded like that.

"I like him, of course," Yui admitted, "but I have no confidence and for me, this is just a mere crush. What if things don't work out?"

And for this specific reason, Maya felt for her. There's the Sakamaki name to worry about, and the fact that dating for women can be hard as it is. She sighed, clapping her hands to gain Yui's attention.

"I have known Ayato-san ever since we were kids, and it's not all bad honestly," Maya started. "I think... you should find out for yourself where this situation will lead you and see if everything works out or not in the end."

"Are you sure, Maya-chan?" Yui asked, still having doubts about goung after Ayato.

Maya nodded. "Besides, there's no need to rush, Yui-chan. I am sure Ayato-san will have your best interest at heart. He's that type of guy, after all."

That night, Ayato was chilling with Laito and Kanato, playing a video game they rented from their favorite video shop when he received a message. When he opened the message, he grinned.

"Hello, Ayato-kun. This is Komori Yui. Please take care of me, okay?"

He typed his reply, sent the message, and went back into gaming.

"I'll give you the best time of your life, Chichinashi."

EXTRA:

Maya frowned. This is why she deliberately chose the morning shift at the university cafe, slightly glaring at the person who specifically requested her presence along with an order of an iced latte and takoyaki. And said person had the nerve to smirk at her like she's not mad at him for disturbing during her working hours.

"Ayato-san, for the last time, I am not—"

"I know, I know." Ayato held up his hands in defense. "You told me there is no way you are going to confess to Kanato, but that's not what I am here for."

Maya raised a brow while Ayato scrolled through his phone and showed a picture of Yui.

"You know her, right?" He wanted to confirm. "I asked around and they said you two are friends."

"And?"

"I want to know what kind of guy she likes."

Is she hearing things right? Ayato? Wanting to find out Yui's type in a guy? Normally, she wouldn't give any information, but this was Ayato, and knowing Ayato, he's as stubborn as a rock.

"Do you like her?" Maya asked curiously. Yui is her friend, and there is no way she will give him details if he had no intention of pursuing a serious relationship with her friend.

"So what?" Ayato didn't deny, which was a relief. "Is it wrong for me to like your friend? You like my brother, so can't I do that?"

Maya gave him a look that said, "Please stop mentioning your brother or someone will hear you," to which the redhead apologized.

Nonetheless...

"There's no need for you to know about that, Ayato-san. I am sure Yui-chan will like you."

"You think so? You're not bluffing?"

"You should go for her and treat her right, okay?"

"Sure."

Ah, thank goodness.

"If we work things out, I'll help you with Kanato."

Maya sighed in frustration.

Not this again.

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BOOM SHAKALAKAAA YES GAWD YES GAWD YES GAWD 🧎‍♀️💳💥💳💥💥💳

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Im literally so sad rn yall ataraaxias channel just got terminated 😭😭 wtf I literally just watched one of her videos this morning. Like what am I supposed to enjoy in my free time now?? Screw this imma go grab some hot cheetos to make me feel better 😞💔💔

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Ayyyy imma throw my own opinion to @metalprincessxoxo post on their blog asking what each of the Diaboys would smell like

Credit to: @metalprincessxoxo

Shuu: I have ALWAYS said that Shuu probably smells. My man doesn't move. doesn't cut his hair, his nails, wash his face nothing. He just puts himself in a bath with his clothes. Dont even use soap, dont even dry himself. like GIRRRR YOU KNOW HE SMELLS LIKE WET DOG💀💀. Sorry to people to always say that he smells like oranges and fresh linen I just gotta be fr with yall 😭 ( the dandruff would also be WILD on this man )

Reiji: Tea and Hand sanitizer ( or just any chemical smell). Reijis smells like when a Dr office adds a air freshener to the room so it smells nice but the undertone is still like disinfectant. Why? Because with all that tea? Yeah he smells like it you know he does. AND he works with chemicals all day. Those 2 smells are LINGERING to his clothing fabric so yeah.

Ayato: I don't why I immediately think grease. Like when yall walk into a buffet or your around food stalls in public the air of grease cooking hits you. Yeah that's what I think he smells like. Ayatos messy, I mean look at his room. So he probably doesn't smell clean but I can also see him being grossed out whenever he does smell or if he's sweaty and he'll take a shower. But with all the takoyaki he eats, and he's mentiond that he'll visit multiple Takoyaki places to try them. I can imagine he smells like food consistently ( big back big back )

Kanato: Candy. Come on yall saw this coming 😒. His room and him probably smell sweet like a vanilla kinda smell because of his sweets and tea that he has whenever he has tea parties with some linen mixed in from all his clothes and stuffed animals. Think of a vinatge store with a sweet aroma that was sprayed before you walked in. So I'ma give him a THIRD smell because I can't help it. Sweet and dainty but a undertone of iron or rot because remember this man taxidermies women.......so....yeah under all that vanilla smell you can catch some blood or rot on him 👀 don't walk run baby.

Laito: My man my man my man 🤭 the one and only Bitch-Kun. PERFUME heavily. To the point that you can't even detect a specific aroma is just perfume in its entirety. Like your walking in a mall and BAM you hit the Victoria secret aisle and it's just a overwhelming fog of smell. This is from that one DL Cd when their looking for socks and they get to Laitos room and they cover their noses because his room just reeks. Also because he probably comes home smelling like a lot a women ( this happend in his MB route ) also to probably hide any other odor in his room or to create some sort of ambiance in his room because hey it's Laito. Like this man probably has a drawer full of different smells that he wears, like tell me that's not something you can see Laito doing.

Subaru: Probably legitimately smells like dust and lint because he's constantly in his coffin. I honestly do think he showers and doesnt just stay locked down like Shuu because Subarus honestly more reasonable then his brothers. He's just a chill guy what can I say ( sometimes * looks at his walls *) but yeah this man smells like dust and linen and that's it 🤷‍♂️ that's all I can imagine him smelling like. He probably occasionally smells like wood and fur if he hangs out with the woods and come across an animal at times but I mean other than that yeah.

I might do a Mukamki version of this at some point but yeahhhh, Besitos 👋💋💋

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The tea is EXPECTIONALLU good today. I've been fed today 😌

Kanato reminds me of Minako from Vivinos art in the first picture

✩ Don’t Spill the Tea ✩

✮ Remember that drama CD where Shu and Kanato had to reveal each other's secrets to win a challenge? And Kanato knew something about Shu, but Shu apparently knew a better tea about Kanato? And Kanato chose to lose that challenge as long as Shu wouldn't say anything?????

Well I still remember that, wondering: what is that secret?🤔👁️

So, Imagine that Shu had be using that to blackmail Kanato on other casual occasions when he doesn’t want to deal with him. In those interactions they don’t speak a lot, but they know EXACTLY what they are talking abt:

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On Another Day:)

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but Shu… said it pls

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older unposted art, sep 14th 2024

to those of you shocked about anzu liking laito, anzu did draw this while anzu was on a hiatus last year .. anzu was going to draw laito himself as well but never got around to it 💔 however demons possessed anzu and anzu had to draw caykun cosplaying no matter what. and himeru got collateral damage by anzu being obsessed w him at that time 🙏