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One of my brothers has this thing where he likes to be included on sibling movie night but he will not sit down or actually join us, he’ll just wander around the house and periodically show up to lurk in the doorway or lean on someone’s seat
And *I* have this thing where I always always know when he’s there, because every time he’s not wandering around like the ghost of bob marley and isn’t immediately visible it’s because he’s stopped moving to watch the film from directly behind me, which makes the back of my neck tingle like a dog sensing an earthquake
Which has on more than one occasion resulted in me interrupting the movie to tell him to just sit the fuck down and stop lurking in the shadows, Jesus Christ, it’s like I’m being haunted by the memory of ancient sins
Which has in turn been shortened to just “ancient sins”, every time I feel him doing it again
So to summarize, sometimes when my siblings and I get together for a movie night, we’ll all be sitting in the dark in complete silence until my ass deadpan announces “ancient sins” and a 90 pound 5’11” Slenderman looking motherfucker emerges from the shadows behind me like a jumpscare incarnate in Batman pajamas pants and informs me that we are out of orange soda
#story time#my grandma claims my wife did this once with her#lurking behind her to check out whatever it was she was watching that is#she said it like it was some kind of red flag and I’m like???#(this was back during our engagement)#(our long distance engagement so it’s not like my family has interacted face to face much with my wife)
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Absol (2024) - Illustration Contest Top 100 Illustrator: basiliskenvy
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We're not saying that everyone always runs into these things, but if someone did need protection, what do you think is the most serious or important reason for protection?
(Even if that reason is less common, e.g., maybe you believe "negative energies" are more probable but you don't think that's nearly as serious as being hexed by evil wizards; to you, hexing is the most serious concern)
#polls#witchblr#should rb this to the witch blog and I will#but for greater reach why not toss it on main#anyway the main thing I’ve cast protection magic for personally is mundane things#specifically for driving in snow or other adverse weather#I keep the spell jar in a drawer in my car’s dashboard and I refresh the components/re-cast around the first snow of the fall/winter season#so that’s the option I picked#but I’m generally an anxious butt nugget so ‘just in case’ also works
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This labor day thank the housekeepers who are cleaning up after tourists who travel to get drunk and party.
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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.
#I admittedly have precious little experience with the stuff#like a sip my dad offered me as a small child and I think it was coors or something#tasted like rusty water pipes as my nana would put it#but anyway#alcohol in general doesn't appeal to me#and that's for the best given ya know the whole diabetes thing#and both parents having a history of alcoholism meaning it would be a Bad Idea for me to even consider it#some flavor of aroace in a wlw marriage#tag games#reblog bait#food discourse
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Diarmuid, dearie, if you stopped looking like a Human!Shaytan I would regain that bit of mental health I thought I hadn’t lost yet.
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The Character pipeline
There was another comic like this that i was desperately looking for, but I couldn't find it. so i made my own
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#toby fox#good to see it's not just us little artists whose parents radiate 'a bit confused but got the spirit' energy abt our work
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
#polls#our last dog was allowed on the couch and bed and even had a table he would perch on beside the living room window#so he could bark at everything that came by#he is no longer with us but I still answered 'yes on couch and bed' bc when we last had a dog that was the case
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when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late
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祝10周年 by 色素 [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.
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“aros/aces can date/have sex too” as a way to coerce those who dont want to: bad. we dont do that. gross.
“aros/aces can date/have sex too” as a way to reassure romance/sex favorable/neutral aros/aces that they still have a spot in the community as long as they want it: good. do this. please.
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i love re-consuming media i used to love when i was younger. like wow! child me still is in me i am holding her hand and keeping her safe and doing her favorite things with her!!!!
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