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Hunting Season

You are there, in the forest. A king with a crown of horns atop your head.

I stalk in the bushes. A peasant with a crown of thorns atop my own.

Soon enough, we will both be stained in blood. One shot, straight through the heart, and you’ll be dead. I’ll have won, and my prize is you.

Your heart and your body and your soul.

I’ll be elbow deep in your stomach, pull your entrails out and away, where the dirty things go. I’ll take your heart out of your body and cradle it to my chest, pretending that it’s still beating the same as mine.

You’ll be mine, 200 pounds of meat under my knife.

A warm body to take home and claim as my own.

Your crown will mount on my wall, hailed as something beautiful, because you were something beautiful.

Now you’re mine

and you’re dirty

and your fur is red.

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MADE THESE PINS (with friends) AT MY LOCAL LIBRARY!!! Live laugh make everything yourself and support ur library -local socialist

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PUH LEAAAASE tell me Glisten kisses Roger, I'd go crazy

Decided to post this here too why not. HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🔥

PART TWO

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Oooohhhhh I LOVE this trio

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Shh... The Glistenling is sleeping.

(me if you even care!!!)

My more painty style, I barely use it since it's so time wasting.

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We as a society need to acknowledge Glisten and Toodles' interaction more, like.. that's her stepdad guys

umm reflectivedectective stuff!! [bc ive seen so many 'fruitcake proof!' videos]

-the little notes in glistens rooms.. helping rodgie :3 and 'HIM' [rodgie.] noticing hes not doing okay [he has a keen eye] -matching duo skin.. [cos and sprout have their caramel skins, glist and rodgie have their cozy sleepware skins [[not both of them having a blue ribbon around their handle??]] ]

-their interactions.. aaouhhh my babies. hes so real with rodger,, so much queer friendly banter.. [they both collectively watch eachother,, and rodger implying hes watching glist 'ive got a keen eye, /dont forget that/' and then implying glist looks out for rodger appearance..] -TOODLES INTERACTION W GLISTEN??? 'even when you do that thing where you cry and complain to rodger'??? WHY ARE PEOPLE SKIMMING OVER THIS?? narc crash glisten canon?? holy carp? -HE IS SO COMFY WITH RODGER WHAT!!??? he isnt proven to be vunerable with anybody else?? he is like?? circling around rodgie?? hes helping that little bastard like crazy. HE ALSO WANTS TO SPEND MORE TIME W HIM!! -me after he calls boxten + shrimpo awful [and finn worse thenshrimpo..]. side eye. he called boxten awful for ruining his beauty sleep & just hated on shrimpo in general. [' oh but kurt errmm he helped boxten get water 🤓🤓' and ur comparing that to be emotionally vunerable with somebody? it was a favour.............. 'oh kurt he asked boxten to look at him 🤓!!' he wants everybody 2 look at him be so on cod..]

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My human glisten and rodger designs!!

And they're BOYKISSERS. Who kiss EACHOTHER.

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I have fallen into a dark pit (hyperfixation on Dandys World) and I fear I can't escape the urges (making fanart of gay people)

Anyways!! Them in sleepwear

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Work of art 😻

a collection of DCAS memes so far

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I finger fucked your mom's toeeee

It makes my dick go boing like a yo-yo

Yo yo yo yo

She makes me scream

"cream pie supreme!"

Holy shit that crevice deeeep

Going crazy

For that lady

Got my fingers fucking her toe ah woahs

That's new 🤨 thought it was ur uncle toe fucking ur mom

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?

ALLISON WHO GAVE U MY TUMBLR ?!?!?

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what college does to a motherfucker 😭😭

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For my life of luxury friends out there, a lil tommy sketch for ya.😊

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Made a silly "What saw character are you" quiz during school to avoid paying attention..

https://uquiz.com/5eqGg0

Take it if u want, or don't idc

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I had a bad idea...

Anyways we should be getting new Life of Luxury content this month!!!

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Me and a friend made totally amazing ship art!