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last two fingers tucked in the top of your waistband. casually, in a moment of stillness or even polite company. you agree.

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yall have got to be more normal about Southern people and I'm not kidding. enough of the Sweet Home Alabama incest jokes, enough of the idea that all Southerners are bigots and rednecks, and enough of the idea that the South has bad food. shut up about "trailer trash" and our accents and our hobbies!

do yall know how fucking nauseating it is to hear people only bring up my state to make jokes about people in poverty and incestuous relationships? how much shame I feel that I wasn't born up north like the Good Queers and Good Leftists with all the Civilised Folk with actual houses instead of small cramped trailers that have paper thin walls that I know won't protect me in a bad enough storm?

do yall know how frustrating it is to be trans in a place that wants to kill you and whenever you bring it up to people they say "well just move out" instead of sympathizing with you or offering help?

do yall understand how alienating it is to see huge masterposts of queer and mental health resources but none of them are in your state because theyre all up north? and nobody seems to want to fix this glaring issue because "they're all hicks anyways"

Southern people deserve better. we deserve to be taken seriously and given a voice in the queer community and the mental health space and leftist talks in general.

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psst... check out my latest original piece. or else !!

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god has to be dunking on me rn . fucking up my back dragging in the mattress i spent hundreds of dollars on...so that I could unfuck my back. god HAS.to be playin mf whore games with me rn

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this is in fact an improvement on last year however. we don't talk about Nutter Butter Summer

have noticed that I no longer crave my vape after cutting down to 0 nic anymore, except when I'm writing. replaced it with sunflower seeds. this is going well, however: ouch owie my entire mouthhole

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have noticed that I no longer crave my vape after cutting down to 0 nic anymore, except when I'm writing. replaced it with sunflower seeds. this is going well, however: ouch owie my entire mouthhole

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our very first published Ford x reader fic: a birthday gift for a dear friend, known to this blog as "deranged anon," ft. pegging ;) enjoy!

unhinged collage skills under the cut.

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mainlining cracked pepper sunflower seeds made my tongue and throat so numb i deepthroated your dad last night no problem. but stay hating ig ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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life with ADHD is truly diabolical. was looking forward to a long writing session this afternoon. instead spent my wrist strength transcribing and entire fucking album on Genius. I'm seriously just gonna bust out the typewriter next time fml

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Bc you said to tell you what music we’ve been listening to :) : I have been falling asleep to Houseofpsychoticwomn by Ethel Cain every single night by looping it because I find it very soothing but I cannot decide if it’s kind of a wild song to fall asleep to??

I don't think it's wild at all!! Ethel Cain in general feels very...sleepable to me? idk. like her music already makes me feel like I'm in a dream if that makes any sense :)

i don't really listen to music to sleep, however, my #1 song lately for looping on repeat has to be "Nothing Completed." in general, Teeth of Time is an incredible album and i could probably just have it on indefinitely, but especially "Nothing Completed" and "Teeth of Time/Mountain" :)

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i'm dual wielding the dill pickle and the cracked pepper ones that i grew up eating lmfao. it's like chewing gum for squirrels

I ate 3 slices of cheese, a bowl of rice and beans, embroidered part of my bee, watched an hour and a half of Minecraft videos

It is 2.44 am.

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HELL YEAH chad dinner

OOOH been too long since i embroider something....

GOD I JUST LOOKED. Chase in a corset is SO. FUCK YES.

im currently cracking the shit out of some sunflower seeds [trying to quit vaping once and for all]. trying to finish up a super secret gift fic so i can get started on other pursuits, both serious and crack alike...i miss House MD! need to do smth new for this fandom soon...

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"say something gay" my girlfriend of a year and a half broke up with me out of the blue a couple weeks ago and im moving to new york city about it. sleeping around era maybe??? who could say. idk that feels very gay in a very niche way

o shit. 1st of all sorry to hear about your breakup, out of the blue is crazyyy but yea im sorry moving cities about it is . i would call that gay. /loving

if you do have a sleeping around era then i hope that the sex is good and that you feel nurtured by it, that it's healing and maybe a little devastating in a good way, and that in general this move brings you a lot of beautiful things and good experiences <3 it's always tough when things end and you've probably heard every platitude in the book already so just know this internet stranger has you in their heart tonight and that i hope you find catharsis however is best for you.

i also appreciate that you chose my inbox to share this lmfao. even if it's just shouting into the void for you, it feels like a very raw thing, so i'd like to hope i've treated it with the gravitas it deserves. lmfao <3

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Stan smushing Fidds with his belly (I love that fat fuck send tweet)

Also, based on a Twitter post from months ago, Stan overeating and being very dramatic about it with Fidds silently judging/consoling him.

Fiddlestan brainrot has set in for me btw it’s terminal

woughhh. idr fuck with weight insecurity type stuff that often but i do def see Stan as someone who's a bit more self-conscious abt it. i mean. mans wears a girdle. Fidds however WOULD NOT stand for it whatsoever !! look. he needs him a man with a paunch ok.

sorry 2 hear about your terminal diagnosis. thots & prayers [the call is coming from inside the ward...]

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I ate 3 slices of cheese, a bowl of rice and beans, embroidered part of my bee, watched an hour and a half of Minecraft videos

It is 2.44 am.

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HELL YEAH chad dinner

OOOH been too long since i embroider something....

GOD I JUST LOOKED. Chase in a corset is SO. FUCK YES.

im currently cracking the shit out of some sunflower seeds [trying to quit vaping once and for all]. trying to finish up a super secret gift fic so i can get started on other pursuits, both serious and crack alike...i miss House MD! need to do smth new for this fandom soon...

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say something gay

i lost the original "say something gay" post lmao. every time yall get crazy in my inbox, the writer's block gets smaller for some reason. u are all a part of the big rat swarm in my head. help me girl ur my only hope,

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you're the cutest and sweetest ever and i giggle uncontrollably talking to you. your writing wrecks me emotionally and makes my subspace go weeeee!! i give you a forehead kiss 💋 and maybe also a neck kiss or two if you ask nicely 🥰

- subspace anon

PRETTY BABY!! *runs around* you make me do zoomies all around my yard!! does that count as asking nicely ?? bc if not pls picture me giving you the biggest puppydog eyes. you are my shining star, thx for putting up with all the babble during my writing sessions and being the sweet, compassionate, and hilarious gem of a friend that you are. ily!!!

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered