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"Come now, I hear you called him a soft-spoken hypocrite. What did he call you to prompt that?"

Cliopher bit his lip. "A reasonable man."

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I hear the words "bichon frise" and my brain spends an uncountably long moment frantically overturning every memory I have, desperately trying to remember what foreign luxury car brand I have to pretend to care about in order for this conversation to go favorably. After my every mote of knowledge about cars has been thoroughly ransacked and I am on the verge of failing this social interaction, a smudged sticky note flutters into view that simply says "small white dog."

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autobiography of red by anne carson

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oh my god

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What's the punishment for breaking the laws of physics?

10-15 years in prism.

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News comes to Edonomee

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calvin onion suit

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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size

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Just contemplating how Victoria Goddard skillfully used worldbuilding to not only pack, but credibly pack, just so. much. parent-based narrative drama/suffering into Jemis Greenwing

You got your “tragically orphaned scion” “major daddy issues” “mysterious maternal-line powers” AND “only son of a forbidden marriage” and that’s before she even gets to his stepparents 😳

you can fit sooooooo much angst in this bad boy

(I’m not going to slap Jemis’s ass, that’s Perry’s job to do or delegate)

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IG : @emperorofmischief

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Rats rats rats!! 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀💛

Inspired by the designs of Juliette (@/cy-lindric)

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This is Maggie's worm collection

She loves her worms more than any other toy. She plays with them loads and carries them around the house

At night the worms have to go in a box so that she doesn't wake me up playing with them. So every evening before bed I gather up the worms, put them in their box and have Maggie say goodnight to them.

Night night worms!

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Artorin Damara | Fitzroy Angursell & Cliopher “Kip” Mdang Characters: Cliopher “Kip” Mdang, Rhodin an Gaiange, Ludvic Omo Additional Tags: nothing to see here folks, just some innuendo, in which everyone practices their poker faces Summary:

In the aftermath of @rattyjol’s “these unfaithful hands”, Kip tries to figure something out.

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