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she’s so small she can’t smell anything bc smell molecules are too big to fit into her nose. she can’t see bc light is too big to get into her eye. she can’t hear sound is too big for her little tiny ears. when she was born her mom didn’t even notice. she went to an ant carnival and she was not tall enough to ride any rides. and yet she is so brave. being held like a fresh honeycrisp apple
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The big problem in this country is the glorification of the use of guns by young adults. Especially on tumblr. There's nothing sexy or responsible about posing with a gun either naked, half naked, or with drugs.

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This ABSOLUTELY works.
I have used this for many years. Definitely b do it.
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prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.
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its so surreal that like, every day the internet churns out videos of fucked up people doing fucked up shit, like fights in restaurants, naked people running into convenience stores to yell at the staff, all manner of "karens" and "crackheads," and nobody bats an eye its just a normal type of daily content
but the minute a trans woman is in one of those, a statistical rarity bc there's not that many of us, its a headline on Tucker Carlson and supposed to be some sort of conversation topic for our community and a bunch of women are supposed to walk around with shame that some random woman who they have nothing to do with far away was a freak and it got posted on the internet
and that's why this idea of "we need to be normal so they accept us" is a losing game, because the content mill will always find someone somewhere acting weird and the right wing media will put it on blast, regardless of how shitty and judgmental you decide to be toward other trans women
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when i promised a kart racer and ended up making scopeable sniper rifles and a team-based battle mode and realize that i made halo instead
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Baby Yoda is the closest thing to a physical manifestation of nihilism we have. Baby Yoda is emptiness. Baby Yoda is the void you feel inside you. When you see a Raytheon float at Pride or are stalked by targeted ads after looking at one product on Amazon, the spirit of Baby Yoda brushes against your soul. He's the fleet of single-occupant cars whose fumes you choke on in your hour long commute to work. He's the dirt-filled stroad lit by the ugly neon of fast food signs where you have your "dinner." He's $5 gas prices. He's the smog and the filth and the rot. He's why you can't cum without using your hand anymore. At the heart of it all, the green devil is there, smirking and staring back at you with his empty black eyes.
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i feel like people are missing out on the prime character interaction of susie not really liking scc/sweet especially
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Twitter users will say some shit like “lesbians are (definition of lesbian)” and the comments will be like “I will genuinely murder you”
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