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“Let’s rewatch… rubber guy!”

- My Mum, asking if we should rewatch the live action One Piece series

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Truly a university experience, went into a practice room with my band, and we found an unopened monster energy.

Apologies to whatever poor soul lost their monster, it is mine now, thank you for kind your donation to another to a fellow broke musician!

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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

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If you take the bus, wave to the driver and thank them as you're getting off the bus.

Being a bus driver is an underappreciated and difficult job but still very vital to society. They still have to do customer service and deal with rude and even aggressive passengers, and on top of that have to deal with traffic and other drivers all day (and let's face it, there's a lot of bad drivers out there who aren't considerate about sharing the road). All while providing an invaluable service of getting us where we need to go. Showing them some appreciation can go a long ways for someone doing such an important job that usually gets little to no recognition or thanks.

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Hands up if you're sick of the IDF flying gay flags like they're doing this shit in our name

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i love the strange reality of being a human person with a human brain. one time someone said something to me in a foreign language (japanese, which i do not speak) and i automatically responded in a different foreign language (spanish, which i do not speak well) and then we both said "what?" in english, an experience made more surreal by the fact that everyone around us was speaking loudly in canadian french (as this occurred in Quebec)

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I'm SO excited! You may have seen my last set of 18 posters, and now I present set 2!

For those who don't know, these are workplace posters from a fictional government agency that deals with the supernatural called the Office for the Preservation of Normalcy. It's become an interactive unfiction world - check out my pinned post for more information!

All of these posters are available in my Ko-fi shop as 11x17 posters, stickers, buttons and keychains!

You can use these for your own stuff like TTRPG campaigns or print them out, but keep in mind these versions in the post are 50% size so not full quality. If you do use them, consider tipping my ko-fi as linked above!

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my collection of "weird social practices that are too funny to be considered rude"

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New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

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Had a wild (and slightly funny) trans experience at the train station the other day.

I was walking from one platform to another platform through a long tunnel, listening to music, wearing a long pair of shorts and a black t-shirt. Overall, I look pretty masc, right? Not to some kids apparently!

These two eshay kids are behind me yelling “Oi Miss!” And it becomes apparent to me that there is no one else in the tunnel. They are talking to me. The younger one (maybe 12/13?) comes around one side, the older (15/16?) on the other. The older one points at the younger one and goes “Yo Miss! He’s got the hots for you!” (Genuinely what he said).

Aha! They have fallen into my unintentional trap! Time to use The Man Voice™

“You know I’m a guy, right?”

They begin to panic about potentially being attracted to a man.

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You know that one picture of ii standing on his chair & kit? That was so fucking badass and such a rockstar moment (but also how many energy drinks did he consume to build up that courage)

Zero fears, just straight up running on pure adrenaline

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To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

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the flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea either

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And so does Dionysus!

the cards want you to take your pills

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