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Now you may be thinking, surely kermit would be louis? But oh no, Gonzo, the soft hearted yet brave stunt man, is a much better fit for Louis du won't drink from humans pont de lac. while kermit, controlling head of a theatre, sometimes bitter ex of miss piggy, is a much better fit for armand. Miss Piggy as Lestat is obvious- brat prince blonde diva queen that she is. Claudia was a difficult choice, as none of the main muppets really fit her character. Santiago as fozzie just makes alot of sense.

(When transformed into a vampire daniel would be scooter.)

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Okay I don't usually post anything but I have to say something because Needles is a red herring and I can't just sit and watch everyone fall for it!!

Like his need to cause fear is clearly outlined and made blaringly explicit, and magnus archives/protocol as a story thinks more highly of its listeners than that- things tend to be more subtle than that, especially so early on. It's a clearly outlined reference to tma in a way that is obviously purposeful, it can't be anything other than a red herring. Needles is desperatttte for fear, from the getgo he reminded me of someone trying to act creepy or edgy but not doing a very good job- like a joker wannabe, or a bad creepypasta. He gets self conscious when the cop on the call isn't scared. Either he's some leftover avatar from the TMA world pulled into this one, trying to be scary after losing connection to a fear entity, or he's just some guy. Even returning to the theme of desires- if he is paranormal- he very much WANTS to be scary, more so maybe then he actually is.

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mildly bitter about the master saying "i hate your piece of shit dad" to kate to taunt her instead of the inherently funnier not to mention far more traumatising "i fucked your dad"

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BIRDHOUSE DOLLS,

find the series on youtube

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Jasper the Clown,

(I have like 14 clown dolls)

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An Analog horror series about clown dolls, corporations, and grief.

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MARTIN STABBED JOHN IN THE EYES RIGHT?

ALSO WHAT WAS UP WITH BASIRA SAYING GOOD LUCK??? WHO WAS SHE SAYING THAT TO? US????

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THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES IS A PODCAST DISTRIBUTED BY RUSTY QUILL, and licensed under a creative commons non commercial share like 4.0 international license

:(

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Just wanna say it’s highly likely the last words will be ‘the magnus archives is a podcast’

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[Magnus Archives season 5 spoilers]

Did I slip through the house on hill top road hole??????

So a ?week? ago I saw a post where someone was annoyed that ‘the hill top road house plotline was dropped and jane prentiss coming back to life good came from nowhere’ and I’m on the latest episode now, 199, and that’s not happened???? Was I in a different reality or something?

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The magnus archives theory:

OKay so I’m on season 3 so

What if WE are the beholder? Like we’re the one listening through the cassette, we want to know what’s happening, we want to know the answers.

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~Sappho

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sorry I haven’t posted in AGES but here’s something

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Choose a path.