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Hey fellas, I bring a sliiight spoiler for the next chapter of Give me the shards! Not telling who this is, but feel free to speculate till it comes out! I just wanted a visual reference for an OC.

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What if instead of Tim Drake he was called Tim Bike and absolutely nothing changed

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just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset

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Might just be me, but does anyone else feel like the image in their head is sorta superposing what they're writing at that moment??? Especially when being super descriptive 🤔

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Chapter 6 of my BNHAxDSMP fic is officially up!

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If i was a director I'd be like yeah the ideal way to watch my film is on your second monitor while playing video games after you torrented it

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Wow what? One year already??? That's crazy!

Anyway, new chapter for gmts tomorrow!

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I drew this to calm myself. I think that I don’t like this hair/face Color combo. He doesn’t look like Technoblade.

Just turned in my bachelor work. I really hope I did it right XD

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Writing is like a drug when you're really into it

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Just finished art (fanart?) for the third chapter of my BNHAxDSMP fic!

You can read it here

The Fic is currently being re-editted, with a new chapter coming out on the 1st of June!

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Nothing quite like answering a fuckton of exams and then rawdogging the next chapter of my fic

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Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.

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Just realized I was conditioned to just... chug water when I'm bored

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I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams I hate exams

I just wanna go back to writing my fics

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Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!