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If god was a woman, she for sure would not have created men 😔
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We could resolve this Sabrina Carpenter discourse by killing every man in the world, just saying
#this is obviously a joke mostly#I am not advocating for killing all men in a way that would make me legally liable if any law enforcement are reading this (wink)#radical feminists do touch#radical feminism
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please do actually specify in tags or comments if you picked an option with specify in it i want to know everything in as much detail as possible
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They have those accents from the telly in England
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the vampire trying to eat me: im not gonna do it if you keep moaning
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boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I think about my pussy getting eaten on company time
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Microdosing on weihnachtsmarkt by walking through dunstwolken aus glühweindämpfen auf dem weg durch die innenstadt
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anon i'm the wrong person to ask for advice about that.
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You’re a trophy wife, until you’re no longer a trophy
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If your feminism doesn’t include trans women, good 😊
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Women are expected to work harder and still are less appreciated than an average man
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ive said this before and ill say it again. this is a pussy zone. pussy only. i only talk or care about pussy. no one i care about or spend my time on will have a dick and balls. thank you.
- MANAGEMENT
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“Male loneliness epidemic” if it was a real epidemic, it would finally kill them
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yayyyy i love going onto ao3 original works sorting for f/f explicit fics and no matter what without fucking fail no matter how many exclusion tags i add theres always penis in at least one. totally doesn’t make me want to commit acts of a violent iIIegal nature.
#bestie#another banger as always#I cannot keep up with the tags#and then they DONT TAG IT#hetero sex is soooo revolutionary 🤪
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wait why does my toaster look so yonic right now

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