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-Okarun

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FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

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Spotify wrapped needs to come out and tell me which fanfiction I spent the most time on this year

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i feel like im the only one to have noticed that spotify wrapped has dropped on the first wednesday after thanksgiving for the past three years and im going insane watching everyone online make posts about it not dropping yet JUST WAIT A MINUTE DAMN!!!!!

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How do you explain this to someone who doesn’t watch Eurovision

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see that's why the countries should always sing in their own languages for eurovision, i have no idea if they're insulting me, summoning demons or telling me about their kinks

and i love it

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The six horsemen of Eurovision

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22.05.2025

Luv you JJ! 😘

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the video from this gif post

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Define "FEAR":

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Eurovision claiming to be apolitical is so funny to me because no, you aren't!

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It felt like victory over a villain...

100 points to win...

And they got 'em...*

THEY DID IT!

OPERA GUY KILLED THE DRAGON!!!

*107

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Despite the UK’s 0 points in televote, you can probably easily use its song title to express how you feel about the rest of the voting (both televote and jury):

What the hell just happeeeeened?

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Here's a radical idea for the EBU to try next year: since they won't kick the israelis out and the israelis won't leave of their own accord, invite palestine to compete as well

They have as much right to be there, really, neither country is actually in europe

Let's see how the political televote plays out then

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The stark difference between seeing Israël almost winning Eurovision to BBC immediately afterwards showing what's happening in Gaza is so jarring

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Someone please explain to me how Israel can commit a literal genocide and get 297 points from the public vote, while the UK is still getting null points.

This is absolute bullshit. 😭

Congrats though to Austria!! Very deserved, I can't wait to see you guys again next year! 💜💜

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Jesus Christ that was stressful, Israel nearly won Eurovision which would have destroyed it utterly.