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bad things come in threes

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haikyuu artbook redraws pt 2

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Kenma does not understand Fukunaga

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Remus in PoA: Your mother was there for me at a time when no one else was..

James, Sirius, and Peter who learned how to turn into animals so that he wouldn’t be alone during the hardest time of the month when no one else was there for him: Bitch what

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Constant internal mantra from guy who is very cool and in no way lame

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Hinata: Books are just tattoed trees.

Nishinoya: That's metal as fuck.

Sugawara: I love the way their corpses smell.

Daichi: Now that's just creepy.

Tsukishima: I collect their corpses and display them in my room.

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Daichi: *carrying groceries with both hands*

Suga: *reaches out to help*

Daichi: *switches all bags into one hand and holds Suga’s hand with the other*

Suga: That’s not what I——

Suga:

Suga: Okay.

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Ever since I saw this incredible comic I wanted to redraw it with daisuga and Asahi because I just can’t picture them without him skjfhsjk. I know it isn’t really how they act in canon but it’s how they are in my heart… They would also think it was very funny to unveil their anniversary cake and just have a big picture of Asahi on the top.

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Vice captain wanted quiet time~ 🤭

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Ukai and Takeda in a secret relationship bc of workplace rules; Daichi and Suga in a secret relationship because of not wanting to disturb the teams equilibrium; Asahi and Noya in secret relationship due to anxiety and everything being new; Tsukki and Yamaguchi in a secret relationship bc privacy is important; Kageyama and Hinata in a secret relationship bc they're embarassed.

Everyone so absorbed in hiding their relationships that they keep fumbling incredibly obvious clues about the other relationships.

*Tsukki and Yamaguchi, accidentally stumbling in on Daichi and Suga in the broom closet, frantically smoothing down their clothes*

Daichi: hahahaha this looks bad we were just...... uh.....

Suga: Cleaning! And I... accidentally spilled cleaner. Thats why I was helping him change.

Daichi: ....yes, that.

*Tsukishima and Yamaguchi, who stopped listening the moment they set foot in here frantically trying to figure out an excuse for what they were doing coming into the closet 20 minutes after practice*

Yamaguchi, panicking: Ok. We're here to count brooms.

Daichi, whose more concerned about getting out of this without questions and doesnt realize how crazy that is: hahha yeah there's like six.

Tsukki: Thanks.

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pre-relationship bullshit haikyuu teams probably had to put up with before various ships managed to get their shit together

daisuga probably was really annoying with like small/petty jealousy, like a girl would hit on one of them and the other would be standing behind their back making faces about it and mocking it and everyone else on the team just has to put up with it. and then theyre all overly sweet to each other to make up for the petty jealousy or some odd version of "winning them back" after the flirting event and the team is rolling their eyes *so hard*

i think asanoya is so annoying bc nobody can convince Asahi that Noya likes him. Like full stop. Eventually someone pulls him aside and is point blank like "Noya said he has a crush on you ask him out" and Asahi is just like: "Haha he was probably joking" and just leaves the scene. Like the absolute refusal to believe it from Asahi combined with Noya's classic teen boy inability to be sincere means that even after theyve both been told they somehow still havent gotten together??? how long is this going to take???

tsukkiyama probably ruins everyone's week the week before they get together bc one of them *saw* a confession letter stuck into the other's bag and absolutely went (emotionally) off the rails for the days leading up to them discovering it was for them.

I am fully of the camp that iwaoi start dating before they label it/make it official so the whole team is screaming like "PLEASE HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT" meanwhile Oikawa is saying "we just went on a few dates and kissed a few times it doesnt mean anything" and Iwa is in the background shouting "yeah I dont wanna be anyone's boyfriend that's lame" and then they wander off to go eat dinner together holding hands and the team is left in frustration because ALL they talk about is how theyre *not* in a relationship.

for bokuaka its mostly just Bokuto pestering every goddamn person he knows for like 4 months asking "do you think Akaashi likes me?" or "do you think he'd say yes if I asked him out?" and then one day making Konoha *snap* when he says "I need to tell you a secret" and the secret is that he has a crush on Akaashi as if nobody had known that

with ushiten I imagine Tendou was probably really obvious with his crush/interest but in like a very casual "not taking myself too seriously" kind of way so he's comfortable openly flirting, and Ushijima, against everyone's expectations, doesnt seem to mind the attention but is still who he is, so the whole team just has to put up with the most INSANE interactions. Like Tendou walks into the locker room and cat calls him and Ushijima just replies with a formal "thank you" and Semi is contemplating slamming his head in a locker. There's like 12 months of this.

okay okay but I think arankita is *very classic* in that Aran compensates for his crush by over-supporting Kita. so like the whole team gets super annoyed bc Aran wont risk disagreeing with him, is always offering to do extra work, is generally just sucking-up really badly and the twins suffer the most for this bc Aran used to just ignore their antics but now he's super annoyingly on them all the time to try and impress Kita

kuroken is a little different. Yaku asks Kuroo every single day if he's asked Kenma out yet. Lev asks Kenma if he has a crush on Kuroo every chance he gets. Fukunaga gives them a wink when they leave practice to walk home together. This is the only pairing in which the team is the irritant pre-relationship and then post-relationship everyone loses interest and moves on.

I'd include kagehina but once again the entire goddamn show is everyone putting up with them flirting so whats the point.

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teasing hinata is a team sport too 😜

all credits to the artist @skyellux on ig & tumblr

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deh kr made me do this

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being in a small fandom is like being given a bone, chewing on it until you're done with it, burying it in your backyard, and then digging that same chewed up bone months later to continue chewing on it, and then the cycle just repeats.

this is especially true for small fandoms that you know won't be getting any new content, so you just have to consume the content you've already consumed thousands of times before.

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