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Deamus Headcanon 2

In their second year, Seamus refused to leave Dean alone for even a second because muggleborns were targets. Dean also found it hard to fall asleep after more students were being petrified.

Seamus started sneaking into Dean’s bed at night to help him sleep, he would sing him lullabies.

His voice would crack mid-song, but Dean didn’t care. It wasn’t the song that mattered, it was Seamus. Seamus right there beside him, holding him, as long as he heard Seamus’ voice he could sleep soundly.

Now imagine Seamus singing Siúil a Rún to Dean when he was scared, imagine this following into their older years as the war begins finding its way to Hogwarts, imagine Seamus singing this to Dean while he’s on the run and unable to hear, hoping that it will somehow reach him, imagine them in their adult years and this this song playing at their wedding and Dean trying not to drift off to sleep.

Them 🤲

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Deamus Headcanon:

Dean is a LOTTTTTTT taller than Seamus, Seamus is so short that when they hug his head is perfectly on Dean’s chest. Seamus has always hated how short he is compared to Dean, he was always teased (lovingly of course) about it.

After the war, he didn’t care about the teasing anymore, he loved how short her was. He loved that he could hug Dean and hear his heart beating loud and strong. He loved that he could hug Dean and know for sure that Dean IS right there hugging him, it’s not just a figment of his imagination. He could hug him and know Dean is alive.

Follow on from that ^^ Seamus also hugs Dean or puts his hand on Dean’s chest when he is scared, sad, worried, etc. if there is a loud noise, he needs to know Dean’s ok. If they’re watching a scary movie, he needs to know Dean hasn’t somehow been sucked into it. He needs to lay on Dean’s chest each night just in case he starts to slip away in his sleep. He always needs that reassurance, and Dean thought he was just being clingy until he found out the reason Seamus now loved his height so much.

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I can’t be the only one who thinks The Knack members look like the marauders

Prongs, Moony, Pads, Wormy in that order

Edit: Prongsfoot could switch tho

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IMPORTANT QUESTION

Do y’all think Remus Lupin snores like honk mimimi or snork shuuuuu

Coz personally I think he’s convinced himself he’s a snork shuuuuu when he’s rlly a honk mimimi

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Just found out that Canis Major, the constellation of which the star Sirius is apart, is the “hunting dog” for Orion A.K.A Sirius Black’s father.

No wonder Sirius didn’t like his dad lol thank you sister for this depressing Astronomy lore

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I’m glad that J.K. Rowling has never written about the marauders and that no company has made a marauders film adaptation because 1, it would be boring (and straight) and 2, what’s great about the fandom is that we made the whole thing up. Some names were mentioned once or twice in the book and we gave them full on personalities. Everyone has different opinions on different characters and I think that’s the best part of this.

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Sirius, introducing Regulus to his friends after they reconcile: …and this is my friend Remus!

Regulus, rolling his eyes: Sirius, I’ve seen you two in the hall. I told you I’m gay. You don’t have to lie to me.

Sirius, confused: What?

Remus, nervous: What?

Regulus, turning to James: Are they seriously that oblivious?

James, distracted by Regulus’s eyes: What?

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Random Marauders Things Pt2

Sirius has always run cold, his skin is always like ice and no amount of layering helps it.

Remus has always run hot, he’ll be wearing singlets and shorts in 7 degree weather and everyone thinks he’s crazy for it.

That’s why they love cuddling up together, Sirius keeps Remus cool, Remus keeps Sirius warm :]

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Random Marauders Things P1

I feel like James would be rlly good at those pause things on TikTok, like his reaction time is so good he always gets it first try so the others always go to him for help w them

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you know I'm right

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Remus: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Sirius: It was autocorrect.

Remus: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Sirius: Yes.

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Rich people are vampires, they always have been.

Thank you for your time.

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Hufflepuff - I ship very gay and I HC very queer - I hate JKR with a passion, she is transphobic, racist, misogynistic and antisemitic amongst many other things and I do not stand for this

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harry potter characters as things my friends have said

ron (about snape): EW SO MANY PEOPLE LIKE HIM BUT HE'S SO GREASY

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sirius: ik you're not a smoking hot alpha but remus would want you to try

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ron: HOMEWORK IS FOR LEMONS actually no lemons are cool what’s an insulting fruit

harry: I dont particularly like kiwis

ron: HOMEWORK IS FOR KIWIS

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ron: harry i wanna open your eyes to the amazing possibilities (most are admittedly made of bread and cheese just like pizza)

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crabbe: but tbh the sexual tension between me and the desire to commit arson and then jump in that fire too

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harry: we’re cyberbullying the minister on moviestarplanet

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neville: interesting, so i wouldn’t be prosecuted for having muppets most wanted on my old phone from when i was 14?

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luna: those are some nice eye sockets you've got

ginny: Thank you they’re designer

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dean: im not american shut up leprechaun

seamus: that's leprephobic

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bellatrix: I love my friends from the Death Eaters we swapped contact details I’ll call them when I’m in prison

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hermione: just read the swedish dictionary ron it's not that hard 🙄

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harry (to himself): Okay for the entire three hours just scream. If they scream back, scream louder 💞

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cw: nightmares, ptsd

seamus stirs as he feels his bed dip and a tall figure drapes itself almost completely on top of him. he doesn’t startle though. who in their right minds would do something of the sort except for his boyfriend?

he grunts, only weakly protesting against the weight resting on him, both because he’s not actually uncomfortable and because his sleep-addled brain can’t file any complaints at the moment.

“nightmare?” his voice is scratchy but he knows dean doesn’t mind at all. he’s told seamus before that he likes hearing him like that, even. makes him feel domestic, he’d said.

dean groans as an answer, his elbows leaning on the bed and on the sides of seamus’s head while his face is tightly pressed against seamus’s own. their cheeks are smooshed against each other and it reminds seamus of babies’ neverending desire for skin-to-skin contact with their trusted ones.

they lay in silence. dean’s not crying at all, not even shaking. he’s breathing slow and steady against seamus’s chest, but he feels the other’s pain nonetheless. he still doesn’t know of everything that transpired during dean’s time on the run and at the basements of the manor, but he knows it’s terribly daunting. dean’s been having nightmares and jumping at unexpected noises here and there, noticing every little thing when they go for walks outside.

“y’want me to sing a lullaby for you?” seamus asks, half joking.

dean’s silent, still with his slow breathing. seamus thinks he’s fallen asleep when he hears, “just love me.”

seamus scoffs, fond. “been loving you for years, you ponce,” he says, positioning dean in his arms instead. it’s a much more comfortable position, with dean not being unceremoniously on top of him and instead secure in his hold.

dean buries his nose in seamus’s neck as seamus squeezes, and he feels dean’s lips on his skin. he runs his hands up and down dean’s back, pressing his fingers along his spine, trying to relieve the soreness and the stress he carries seemingly all the time.

“thanks,” he feels dean mumble against his skin, his breath hot and ticklish.

seamus scoffs again, still unbearably adoring. “the right response is i love you too,” adding a slightly nettled honestly just for the sake of it.

“love you, seamus. so much.”

seamus places a kiss of his own on dean’s forehead, humming because dean’s actually never said no to his offer of a lullaby. he recalls the one his mam sung to him when he had nightmares but can’t seem to remember the words due to passed time, especially in his sleepy haze.

so he simply cradles dean’s face, still humming, and peppers him in more kisses, loving him as dean asked. he puts them on dean’s forehead, his temples, his nose, eyes, cheeks, jaw, lips. he feels dean smiling when they kiss, face muscles contorting, cheekbones raising and his nose crinkling.

a few minutes pass of seamus loving and adoring and comforting dean until they finally settle down, closing their eyes and sleeping with arms around one another. smiles on their lips and songs singing in their hearts.

SFDT MICROFIC MASTERLIST.