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erenville is so funny to me. everything about his backstory wants him to be a protagonist but he's so effortlessly normal that it just never happens. he worked for the secret government space-ark of noah project. he's childhood friends with the princess of unified continental america. his mother was essentially one of the american warriors of light and told him to find the legendary golden city that nobody ever returns from. his hometown got swallowed by the tokusatsu dimension and that same mother died as part of an underground resistance movement in the tokusatsu dimension but persists as a cyberghost. erenville is normal though. he's a guy with a job and he never learned how to fight. his special skill is being a completely regular wildlife expert and he is far too employed for any of this high stakes sweeping epic business.

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meow!

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an assortment of niryahna doodls from the end of stormblood into shadowbringers (+bonus little ladies day for the retired heroes)

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meteorgraha / wolraha (tgcf crossover)

is this anything...

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Hrothgar make condom (in space)

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Changing your appearance in ffxiv is so funny to me, like you need to ring a dainty crystal bell to summon a fancy gay elf just to put on a swatch of a different colour lipstick. And you have to pay him 2000gil for the privilege. You can only do this after convincing a passerby that he is actually a hairdresser not a serial killer, then he'll allow you to skip his years long waiting list and summon him with the bell. And he calls you dishevelled.

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Meowdred on a cold day.

The self-turning cat crepe.

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hell of a first meeting @entropii

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The new variant dungeon is so funny like this was all I could think of this is Mount Rokkon to me

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FINAL FANTASY XIV: DAWNTRAIL

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his name is cres and he's my first actual wol out of like a million xiv ocs hehe

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My birthday (and Gale's lol) is coming up and I wanted to celebrate it by hosting a little art party! 🎉🎂 Come on over and draw with us!

Friday | Mar 31 | 6pm-9pm EST (3pm-6pm PST)

Aether | Adamantoise

Mist | Ward 21 | Plot 30

⭐️No dress code! But you I will definitely not frown upon anything tomato themed 😚

⭐️This party will take place INSIDE the <<TMTO>> FC house!

⭐️ gposes, drawing, hanging out are all ok to do~

⭐️ You can post your drawings via the #tmtobirthday tag!

Rbs appreciated~!🔁

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peace and love✌️✨❤️

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WoL and Azem design for hopeful sticker exchange!

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mostly... i think the main virtue of this game is how honest it is. how every xpac has you be part of the most epic story you've ever heard of... and then the patches are about doing the real work. sure, you've ended the dragonsong war/liberated former imperial provinces/avoided the 8th umbral calamity/literally saved the entire universe but NOW we are going to REBUILD and tackle the complexities and differences between all the people who now have to reinvent their entire lifestyle (clergy, lowborn, highborn in heavensward; former resistance/collaborationists, different factions and tribes in stormblood; dismantling eulmorean hierarchies & dealing with the Empty, healing the wounds left by a century of horrors in shadowbringers...). and it's all very honest and hopeful and it's not saccharine at all. thinking especially of the healer RQ in endwalker like. wow