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mom watches mando, pt 1/?

mom: (skeptical but unimpressed) is that a yoda species

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name that produce

mom: can i take your carrots out of the bag

me: what carrots?

mom: your CARROTS

me: i know you said carrots, i don't have carrots

mom: your WHITE CARROTS

me: ohHHh those are parsnips

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the front street boys are my fave band tbh

dad: -starts playing I Want It That Way-

me: lol I didn’t know you liked this

dad: I listen to you guys

mom: is this... street boys?

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it's a killer vegetable

mom: do you like orca?

me: uh...... sure

mom: don't just say sure, do you like it or not

me: what?

mom: do you like eating it

me: WHAT? no i have never had ORCA, do people eat killer whales???

mom: not a killer whale, a vegetable

me: ....okra?

mom: not okra, oRCA

me: orca is a killer whale. okra is a vegetable

mom: fine ok then, okra

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the most dangerous flower

sister: oh this is a real flower, that's nice

sister: i can't remember what kind it is though

mom: i think it's an... ISIS?

sister: ?!??

me: ?!??!?!!!

...

mom: or... iris?

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chris evans alphabet | h | hand gestures

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So according to an interview with Neil Gaiman in the back of Good Omens, before Terry Pratchett became a full time writer he wrote at least 400 words a day.

I’ve been trying it out for a couple weeks now and let me tell you 400 words is a totally awesome goal. It is very approachable and not intimidating, often leads to more than 400 words cause well now I have to finish this scene. 

Seriously I probably would have written nothing in the last couple weeks, instead I’ve written 1000′s of words. 

10/10 would recommend.

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spoiler free sw discussion with mom

me: you know that ginger imperial officer

mom: what? what ginger

me: there's only one ginger

mom: i don't know who you're talking about

me: it's that kid from about time, you keep telling me to watch it

mom: i don't remember

-mom starts googling-

mom: i don't see anyone named ginger

me: what? no, ginger, like a redhead, ginger means redhead, you know ginger means redhead

mom: 🙅

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BB-8 in Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Fun fact: Bill Hader and Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) are credited as BB-8 Vocal Consultants for this film (x) (x)

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Natalie Dormer at a photocall during the 26th British Film Festival in Dinard (October 2, 2015)

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i realize i never post here but dem TFA feels be real mang so URL CHANGE!

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This is it Tumblies! The moment you have been waiting for! We’re doing our first ever online give away for one advanced reader copy of The Epic Adventures of Lydia Bennet! The rules are super simple, so you have no reason to miss out!

1) You must be following this blog.

2) You must also reblog this post to be counted for the give away. Each reblog counts as one entry and you are welcome to reblog as many times as you like!

3) You must currently reside in the continental United States. 

So that’s it! The winner will be announced on September 29th! Good luck everyone - and may the odds be ever in your favor.