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darcy_the_egg well at least mr farouk had a good time

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This really got me thinking - 13 years ago when I was watching Kurt and Blaine, a ‘groundbreaking’ couple, they’d kiss a few times a season at best. Most scenes you could have driven a bus between them. Now look! 🥰

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This was definitely my favourite moment in season 2. Because as much as you hate Ben’s character, you’re urging him to take that step forward. You’re thinking, come on, just walk in. There’s so many others like you. You know there’s a community that could accept him and help him accept himself, if only he could just reach out. But he doesn’t. And, no matter how much you dislike him, it breaks your heart a little to see him walk away.

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me: oh I’ll watch this lovely spanish romcom show because everyone is gay and it seems fun!

me six episodes later: sobbing over all the side characters, the main characters, the main character’s mom, the main character’s mom’s ex friend who was in love with her husband, the lesbians, the lesbians again, the lesbians AGAIN, me, 

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Smiley

TV Shows/Dramas watched in 2022

Smiley (2022, Spain)

Directors: Marta Pahissa & David Martín Porras

Writer: Guillem Clua

Mini-review:

This is the cliché gay romcom that we've always been waiting for and the one we deserve. It's hilarious, romantic, melodramatic, messy and full of feels, and I loved every second of it. The writing is fantastic, the acting feels absolutely natural and the whole cast shares some crazy chemistry that makes the relationships feel truly real. I also loved that it featured a wide array of LGBTQ relationships and characters of diverse age and looks, cause it's something that tends to be missing in the genre. This is definitely my favorite Netflix Spain Original (although that wasn't too difficult tbh) and one of my favorite romcoms of the last few years, and I strongly recommend you watch it. Hell, it's even holiday themed, so it's just perfect for the current season.

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Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.

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See also: not being allowed to use the internet til after 6pm, and fighting over who got to choose the desktop image because multiple user profiles wasn’t a thing

I’ve been on the internet since 1998 starter pack

Reblog this if you are an old fogey online

Reblog this instead if you are a young whippersnapper

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“I love everything that’s old. Old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine.”🥂

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Schitt's Creek | Heartstopper

Part deux.

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this is actually incredibly sweet

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“You have already left kudos here :)” not on this chapter bitch move over

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Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '