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MK1 Raiden Headcanons

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This man is the biggest cheeseball by pure accident. He’s so in love with you it drives everyone else insane bc it’s like this guy is the standard of a good partner. He loves kissing your knuckles when he greats you, and loves giving you a kiss on the forehead to say goodbye.

Very gentleman like, he’ll let you wear his jacket if you’re cold but also loves it if you return the favor for him. He’ll have it on and someone will try to talk to him but he’s so distracted bc of how much your jacket smells like you. He just loves you so much that most of his thoughts are just filled with you. Such as “did you eat?” “Have you been taking care of yourself?” “Did you know I missed you so much?”

He’s not big on pda but he loves interlocking your pinkies together, thinking it’s the cutest and yet simplest way of showing your love to each other.

Looking at this mf he has the softest cheeks as well, he loves when you pepper his face in kisses and blow raspberries on his face. He’s quite ticklish there and he has the cutest laugh when you do that. He’ll tear up as he’s giggling for you to stop bc he’s sensitive there, but just hearing him makes you wanna do it even more.

Loves leaning against, or putting his head on your shoulder when the two of you are sitting together. He feels so relaxed that he just wants to be as close to you as possible. Sometimes he’ll look up at you and then he just has this silly love drunk face that Kung Lao likes to tease him about.

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im sorry if I asked this twice but when I went to submit my question it glitched out so I’m not sure whether to not it submitted but what would happen for example since Graves is an Eagle variant he had a bird variant significant other was a bird since birds will preen with their mates so what would happen ? I’m truely sorry if I asked this twice last time it glitched and I wasn’t sure it submitted.

Eagle Graves with a Eagle variant S/O

100% my bad i got this but got into another stump !! im also staritng college soon so hopefully i can start doing more since i'll be alone. I'm also on a overwatch binge and i rly want the pacific mercy skin</3

Like all my other headcanons where the Reader is the same as them, he’ll get more confident with pursuing you since you know the mating/social behaviors already! He first approached you by trying to make himself bigger than you, looming over you even if you’re taller. Height isn’t gonna stop him from tryna bag him. He’s big with sticking by you, when the two of you are talking his tail is always swishing and his tone is slightly softer and less commanding, showing that during free time he treats you differently than the others and that you clearly mean something to him. He likes having a hand on your waist, especially if you lean into him while doing so his tone goes up a pitch. He’s just so excited to give the guy a break.

He’ll ask his shadows for advice on what type of gifts to give you if you’re close to any of them. They’re all cheering their boss on and will gladly also talk to you to find out more about your interest to report back to him. Graves shows a big deal of trust to you, letting you watch over his back and making sure that he has yours. He lets you take care of his wings behind close doors, and if someone comments on how nice his wings look he puffs them out just a bit to show off how nicely you take care of him.

I like to think that Graves is a bit protective of his Shadows/You, so during harsh weather in a mission, he'll cover you and as many as he can under his wings. Or you'll assist him with your own wings as well and the others will make a comment on how they're like your babies. He tries to seem annoyed by it but the idea of taking care of your young together has his heart soaring!! You're already such a perfectly capable mate, and with the shadows following along, the both of you are practically parents.

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FtM Soap Headcanons - John MacTavish x Male!Reader

Soap is very confident in his gender/body. He’s not yappin about it but he does talk about it proudly, he’s not ashamed of being trans and it’s not something he shimmies away from. He’s totally open about it and so he tells you on the first date but more so in a confident, take it or leave it type of deal. Soap doesn’t find it awkward if you find out before he tells you, he won't be bothered by it and just talk to you the same way. I wanna say he keeps his tiddies free but at the same time I have this funny idea that Gaz found out by accident because of his top surgery scars and was like “Soap what happened to you??” all freaking out and of course, Soap lies and tells a bizarre crazy story before slapping his back and being like “I’m fucking with you mate, I got my tiddies chopped off way back.” He probably does that to a bunch of other soldiers who are curious by the scars, the stories getting crazier every time.

If he hears any soldiers talking smack about it behind his back, or just spouting transphobic trash he’ll smack them behind the head and tell them to repeat what they said to his face. Regardless  If they get too nervous to repeat what they said or not, Soap will mutter “That’s what I thought.” and say next time during training he’ll be sparring against them and then later files a report to Price about their inappropriate behavior. He just kinda makes life hell for them, making them run extra laps or do more chores around base. To be honest he’s an aggressive force to be reckoned with out in the streets if he hears that though. He appreciates it if you're willing to throw hands for him but don’t worry he’s got it. 

In my head, using my mind powers Soap stopped feeling dysphoric once he started transitioning just because growing up he was allowed to feel confident in himself and his choices. He understands this is what he wants and so he doesn’t feel insecure about the process. When he does get dysphoric all he wants is you, just stay by his side and keep him company as you hold Soap close to you.

Soap loves it when you touch his top scars, gets him all giddy especially if you kiss them. Pinning him underneath you as he starts kicking for you to get off because he’s ticklish. BY THE WAY TESTOSTERONE MADE THIS MF HAIRY AS HELL!! He refuses to shave because it was one of the things that made him feel masc when he was younger, so now he just has an emotional connection to it. If you’re not confident in yourself don’t worry, your lovely boyfriend has enough confidence for the both of you to be the best hype man possible. Especially if you’re nervous about how you look, he understands your feelings and always manages to say the right words to make you feel better.

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I FUCKING LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR LIKE HYBRID HEADCANONS OF THE COD CHARCATERS 😭😭💥💥 They bring my mind such joy, never stop being you!! I like cannot express in words how much i love them

AWWW TYSM!!! They’re so fun to write so I appreciate it that people like them ^_^ I’m writing more stuff in bulk rn so that I can feed you guys content consistently for a bit 🫡🫡

BUT AUEGAHUU TY!!! You people are so nice, motivates me to continue on

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Well, about the Konig hybrid.And I got 7990/32000 characters . that is, all housing and communal services relations with him are described there, but the bot is still stupid lol.The bot decided not to take half of the important things into the important.

Idk how the bots work!! But best of luck to you my friend (^_-) my friend told me they tried making one but his character just kept repeating the same phrase 😭

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Hello again.And I want to congratulate you with over 200 subscribers! You really deserve it, your posts are so delicious lol. And thanks to an anonymous person who makes bots, I got inspired to make a Konig Bear Hybrid.But first I need your permission to create such a bot lol, because the idea of the Konig hybrid is yours.And I'm sorry if the translation is clumsy

ah dont worry it's fine!! Feel free to share the link if you'd like!!

I don't mind people making bots off of my headcanons!!

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Can I be the anon who makes bots? 🤖 anon maybe

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Thought you might like this one

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The devil works fast, but I work faster.

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I have a question if Ghost would get more cocky since your also a cat or a cat deviant than what would happen if Horangi figured it out ? Would he get more cocky or just more touchy and more affectionate like he found out cause you the reader were sleeping like a cat in the sun in a private spot or maybe he sees the ears or tail you were hiding? Maybe your also a tiger what would he think about the reader also being a tiger ?

Tiger Horangi With a Cat Variant Reader

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The thing with Ghost and Horangi both having a cat deviant partner is that they now know you can handle their natural strength, along the fact you already understand specific social cues that was seen strange or weird to others. But Horangi finding out just ups this factor a shit ton!! He becomes an even more cheeky shit. He likes tugging on your ears with his teeth, giving them the occasional nibble just hear you yowl, and then give it little kitty licks to make it up to you.

He does the same thing with your tail and he’s so lucky he’s cute that you might let him get away with it. He’s just such a playful silly guy, commonnn you wouldn’t punch a playful silly guy now would you.

I’d also say Horangi likes grooming you, makes him feel domestic and cute. He’ll hold you in his arms with your back hitting his chest as he goes to town on your ears. He enjoys if you do it back to him but he likes having you like putty in his arms.

Cuddle sessions between the two of you is a mangled mess. His leg is over yours, your arms are tangled together, and he’s got his tail curled into yours. Anyone entering the room could hear just how loud the both of you are purring against each other in your own comfort.

Just relaxing the two of you like to go out and sun bathe, it’s exactly the same as my other headcanon except now you’re also just as willing to lay in the sun with him. But because it gets hot, instead of cuddling he just lays himself on top of you.

Horangi adores when he catches you giving him that closed eye squint. Knowing what it means it pulls at his heart strings and makes him want to gush all over you but he keeps a serious energy. Going back to the cuddling thing he’ll do it back to you and you guys are just rubbing cheeks against each other while purring AND DAMM ITS THE CUTEST THING EVER !!!

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Hear me out, tiger Horangi and reader whose scent is similar to catnip. Or panther Ghost. Or both. All up to you >:)

Tiger Horangi/Panther Ghost with a s/o who smells of catnip

Your scent to both Ghost and Horangi is addicting!! Ghost likes to keep it on the downlow but this just means more of you for Horangi to hog away, especially in public. Your scent to Horangi makes him interact in a hyperactive way, he wants to play around especially. He likes when the two of your wrestle or when you got him tangled in your arms. Ghost on the other hand, he/others use you to calm him down when he’s upset. It’s more of a relaxer and he can’t help but let his instincts kick in as he relaxes himself against you, rubbing himself against you as much as he can, purring into your neck.

You’re more of a force to distract Horangi, they bring you into a room to get his focus onto something else sort of like Ghost. He could be lecturing someone and you walk into the room. He’s putting his finger in the air as he looks at you and back at the soldier. Saying he isn’t done with them but then proceeds to throw himself onto you.

Ghost is 50/50 about the affect you have on him. He loves that he feels so relaxed and safe with you, but at the same time he becomes so unaware of his surroundings that he can’t be 100% that he’ll keep you safe. It takes a lot of reassuring that you can keep the both of you safe when he’s in a tranquil state. He’s a little hesitant to fully let go but he eventually gives in the more you cuddle him against you.

When it’s the two of you together it’s literally opposites. Horangi has his hands all over you, leaving marks and nibbles as he tries to entice you to play with him. While Simons got his hands around your waist. Pulling you closer to his chest, as you feel his purrs vibrate through your back. Horangis giving your face little kitty licks while Simons nuzzling further into your neck. 2 kitty boys is the realest way to live.

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Young Master Hanzo crushing on Genjis Guard (Male reader Headcanon)

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Hanzo tries to not make it obvious that he’s got a new sort of fascination towards you, especially trying to keep it out of Genji's prying eyes. Although to his younger brother it’s very obvious how down bad his older brother is for his guard. The first few times he tries getting answers out of Hanzo, he pushed too many buttons such as “Anija do you like (Y/N),?!!?!”  which just led with a red faced brother stopping out of the room. He bumps into you on his way out and you ask what’s wrong, seeing as he’s fuming and stomping out of the room. He only looks you up and down, huffs and continues to walk away.

You enter the room he just left and look at Genji confusingly. “I don’t think your brother likes me all that much…” Muttering quietly as you take a seat next to him. Genji's only examining you, trying to come up with a plan to get that stick out of his brother's ass so that the two of you can get together. 

“Nah that’s just how he is, anyways about my brother. What do YOU think about him?” Once he figures out what you like about his brother he’ll take up any excuse to bring up your compliments about him. Like “Oh anija did you know that (Y/N) thinks you take very good care of your hair!! He says it looks so smooth,” or “Anija (Y/N) thinks it’s very impressive how strong and serious you are!! I heard that’s what he likes in a man!!” Once again Hanzo is ripping his hair due to Genjis actions, telling him to basically butt off and he doesn’t need his brother getting into his personal life. Genji only sees this more as a challenge and is willing to accept it. 

In moments where Genjis is not pestering either of you, he’s simply eyeing you. There’s a level of concentration in his eyes that differs from the way he looks at anyone else. He wants to memorize your features, he wants to remember the way you talk, and how you interact with your environment. He loves your protective nature for his brother, he’ll tsk at his brother for getting into a fight but seeing you step in between Genji and the stranger pulls at his heart. Hanzo for sure loves watching you train with his brother, especially if you’re winning. He’ll place a hand on your shoulder and congratulate you, Genji simply looks at the two of you. Wanting to complain about losing but also not wanting to interrupt your little bromance, as Hanzo gives you more tips for the future. 

I think before this bromance is created Hanzo has a little phase where he’s very in denial about his feelings for you! Especially since he is the eldest son to the Shimida Clan, he shouldn’t be thinking this way towards you. Genji knows this and does his best to try and console his brother, telling him that breaking the rules to be happy is sometimes a good thing. Of course he doesn’t listen and ignores the advice, instead choosing the next best thing. Ignoring you. You go to your master all defeated because it feels like his brother did a complete 180 on you, before he could at least tolerate being in the same room as you but now he wont even look at you!! You ask Genji if maybe his brother hates him. Genjis about to say know before he gets the best idea ever. All Hanzo needs a little push, even if he keeps insisting he doesn’t need it.

“Mmm knowing my brother who hates fun, he probably does. But don’t worry he’s like that with everyone!” That does little to comfort you and Genji knows it. This is what Hanzo needs, if not this will create a little bit of a better bond between the two of you once he finally talks to you. Which doesn’t happen for a while. The awkwardness between the two of you is terrible for Genjis mental state. He KNOWS you wanna talk to each other so bad but his brother is too stubborn and you’re too upset. The only person he’ll actually take advice from is his father, who begins to notice the behavior shift in each other. He calls Hanzo over for a walk, just to chat. He doesn’t try to make it obvious that he knows about Hanzos feelings but he talks about how he a leader needs to act mature.How little things shouldn’t get in the way of something bigger than he thinks.

Hanzo later takes his fathers words into consideration. It isn’t your fault, you haven’t done anything bad. So there really was no reason for him to give you the cold shoulder, how he’s acting like a child with the way he’s been acting around you. That wasn’t the way a future clan leader would act. He needed to make it up to you, are sadly there is only one person he knows that knows you like the back of his hand.

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Shimida Clan Genji X Guard Male Reader Headcanons

Watching over Genji is a full time job. His father had assigned him to you after Hanzo complained about having to retrieve Genji from his constant playboy duties. His father said all that mattered was that you followed him around to ensure that he was okay, which sounded easy enough until Genji tried challenging you by running away from your view any chance he got. Eventually he warms up to you just being around him, he even offers you a drink half of the time just so that you can lighten up. Regardless if you do drink or not, Genjis is always gonna be way more intoxicated than you so as always you say goodbye to his friends and ladies before picking him up to take him back home.

When he’s drunk and under your care he’s drooly and squirmy, very much insisting that he can take care of himself and doesn’t need you holding him. Of course the first time you let him back down he face planted onto the floor and that was the last time you let him try to walk home intoxicated. Afterwards he gets used to it, and at that point gets extremely physical with you while babbling nonsense. He’s messing with your hair, pinching your cheeks, groaning into your chest as he feels a headache starting to form. 

Hanzo gets on your ass about babying him the same way their father does, but Genji doesn’t care. He just tells Hanzo that he’s jealous about having you all to himself. Genji does find your protective nature cute, even if it is annoying most of the time. Now people don’t give him as much trouble in clubs unless they want to deal with you anymore, it makes almost everything so easy when you have a scary dog following you. He’s even bought you things, simply saying that he thought of you and so of course he had to get it for you. This usually includes either jewelry or trinkets. 

He’ll get so happy if he sees you wearing any of the jewelry he's gotten you, compliment how good it looks on you. He knows you’re supposed to just be a guard for him but it’s so hard to not get carried away when you treat him so nicely, he feels like he has to spoil you. If he even catches you looking at something for longer than a second he’ll buy it for you. It’s become casual for Genji to just plop himself in your lap and start up a conversation. His father finds it cute but Hanzo is pulling his hair and throwing up and crying, like please you can’t keep letting him get away with this. 

You assure the eldest that you don’t mind but that even furthers the problem to him as well, Genjis got you wrapped around his finger and you don’t even acknowledge this. He thinks you let Genji get away with too many things, which is true. That big mouth of his has almost gotten him in fights but you always step in, making sure that nothing won’t happen to him. He’s had to bandage you up a few times because others aren’t that easy to intimidate, and he always yells at you for taking the beatings, saying he could easily deal with himself. But you always have to remind him that you’d protect him, even if it meant your life. 

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Hiiii!!! I really really love your writing! if it's ok can you please do more Tiger horangi headcanon?

Horangi Tiger Headcanons

Horangi definitely is a drooler when the two of you fall asleep together 🙏🙏 he’s either laying on top of you or has his limbs all over the place on the bed.

Tigers squint or close their eyes to indicate that they’re happy and it’s another reason he likes to keep his sunglasses on, so people don’t see how much of a love sick fool he is.

He’ll take them off when it’s just the two of you, especially during cuddling as he’s got his arms wrapped around your torso.

I’ve said this in another headcanon but when the two of you are laying in the sun and you happen to fall asleep first he’s putting his sunglasses on you to give you a fucked up tanline. He’ll take them off when you wake up and pretend he has no idea how it got there.

He’s also like such a sunnabitch when it comes to affection because one minute the two of you are cuddling and next thing you know your shirt has tears all over it. He’ll enjoy doing this when he’s laying on your stomach and he’s making bread on your stomach, and you gotta make sure he’ll keep his claws out of you tonight.

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Not to be that guy bc I haven’t written in forever but if you’re not gonna give credit to the artist that you use then don’t put them in

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Spiderman Noir With a Superman Anomaly Reader

Stumbling into Noirs universe was a complete accident. You were doing some simple patrolling when you stumbled upon a weird portal, of course you did the responsible thing and reported in to Bruce. Telling him about your findings and from his mic you could pick up your uncle Kal, yelling about no matter what, don't go messing around with it until they arrive to check it out. You tease him a little about it, saying how you’re not that stupid to mess with something you know nothing about by yourself. Of course you’re above simple mistakes…such as tripping on your own cape, managing to get sucked into said other wordly portal. 

It’s very easy for Noir to spot you because of the weird getup you’ve got going on. I honestly think one of his first instincts would be to web you and investigate what/who you are. But upon being webbed you manage to break them, brushing them off as you concerningly ask what the fuck was that. He’s a bit perplexed after that because there’s no way you got out of his webs that easily. You don't seem like an initial threat at first but he keeps his guard up in case. You explain your situation with the whole portal, of course skipping out on the tripping part because he doesn’t need to know that. After his whole ordeal with being in another dimension he knows your telling the truth and loosens up a little. 

The two of you are sitting on top of a building ledge as the both of you exchange different information about each other's universes. He admires that the symbol on your chest stands for justice and truth, happy that the people in the universe have heroes like you to protect them. Noir probably also makes a comment about how you don’t wear a mask and he truly feels your dedication to being a hero to others when you say you want people to trust you. Noir finds your attitude interesting, considering how bright and fun you contrast to his monochromatic world. He’s 100% amazed by what you can do, comic books are barely becoming a thing in his time and age but you’re exactly what he imagined they’d be like. He’s really curious as to what you can do, and doesn’t believe half of them. He’s a little suspicious when you say you have laser vision but he’s not willing to take the risk of you showing him, simply brushing it off by saying “Okay okay I believe ya, now put those eyes away before someone gets hurt.” Once he knew you could fly and had super strength he let the best get to him and asked if you could lift him. 

Of course always eager to show off you flew up and picked him up by his underarms. He knew it was coming but seeing you actually fly and lift him up is still something that could startle anyone. He lets you have your fun for a little bit before asking to be put down and you agree, fixing his hat on his head. Noir eventually asks you if there’s any way for you to get hope and you simply pop out with a nope. He murmurs to himself for a bit to see if there was a way for him to help you, so far your circumstances were different that his, and he was sure there was no one in his dimension trying to open any other dimension portals so this just must’ve been a fluke of nature. 

He invites you to stay with him until you somehow get home, in return all he asks is that you help with his crime fighting. He totally admires you even more once the two of you get down to business, throwing in a few compliments on your form here and there as he lands a punch. After a while of getting to know each other he’ll help you blend in properly by letting you borrow his own things since this motherfucker is built like a brick. He’ll have you wear his coat + hat when you’re out in public. Sometimes he’ll catch himself staring too much at you in his clothes but in my head he resembles that one joke that's  “I’m probably nonbinary but I have a job so idrc about that rn” except how he’s totally gay for you. 

Once Bruce finally manages to get you back, you were out doing normal things with Noir before you get dragged into an alleyway. Of course Noir senses this and follows behind. Seeing a man who looks like you along with a man in a batlike costume. He ask if this means you're finally going home, Bruce says its where you belong and hurries for you to follow along through the portal. You ask him if he wants his coat back but he insists that you keep it, saying that it'll be a memory of the two of you.

"Will I ever see you again?"

"I don't know."

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So I have a Overwatch request if you don’t mind…

Can I request Ramattra’s reaction to Zenyatta dating male reader since he’s a human? Also cause why not, make male reader a shy dude

Ramattra Dealing with Zenyattas Shy Boyfriend

Ramattra lowkey throwing up and crying on the inside, but he doesn’t let it show though because he’s not gonna let a meek human like you get the best of him. I'm like 50/50 on Zenyatta being either oblivious to this or knowing it but only prying in when Ramattra crosses a line. He tolerates you at best because you don’t cause any trouble and really only interact with him if Zenyatta encourages you too. Ramattra’s very passive aggressive in the beginning of your “friendship”, you could ask him a question and he’ll give you the driest response known to man. He keeps his words just below the bar of being mean because then Zenyatta will yap his ear off on being nicer to you.

After a while he starts to see you as like a dad that didn’t want the cat but fell in love with it. He starts keeping an eye on you, and if Zenyatta says anything he’ll just scoff and say it’s because you’re too weak to protect yourself. Regardless of what stage you’re in with Zenyatta, Ramattra is the biggest cock block and third wheel!! It only dies down later on because he becomes that annoyed friend that would rather go home than hang around. Zenyatta doesn’t mind, he thinks the whole thing is silly, like wow Ramattra really has one sided beef with this human. 

You’ve stated your fear of Ramattra once and Zenyatta held your hand telling you nothing would happen, and if he did ever cross the line then he’d just have to give his ass a good kicking. You didn’t know if he was serious and before you could get any clarification, he gently clinked your forehead, trying to imitate a forehead kiss and said he was off to meditate.

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🤭 I've been up to stuff.

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