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David Benioff, Troy

// Adapted from Homer, The Iliad

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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Franco Marocco - Laura Troschel (Playmen 1981)

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come alone

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Rhubarb & Custard Trifle

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Do not allow yourself to become bitter, no matter how difficult life becomes.

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Hello, and welcome to the Cozy Bed Master Post 2.0! I posted one a while back and it got a lot of attention, so come, stay, and rest a while… even if it’s just your eyes.

Everyone needs a cozy bed in their life. Like and reblog if you love cozy beds!

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Note: None of the above photos have been taken by me or belong to me.

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Custard Oats with Mixed Berry Compote

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(via (24) Pinterest)

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Things I’d rather do than work in a people-centered job

* fight a bear with my feet

* eat worms

* hike blindfolded

* go surfing on the top of a semi

* backflip into the Grand Canyon

* hug a saguaro cactus

* go on a date with Kim Jong Un

* croak

My ultimate dream is working an easy, repetitive job where I don’t have to speak or deal with a single person. Six figures, too. Literally laughing at this post because it’s so ridiculous. Patients are so rude it just blows my mind.

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The pest guys came yesterday to get rid of the wasps that have commandeered the eaves of our house

Just for me to start my workday listening to them creating a brand new nest. Fuck wasps. Assholes.

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House Beautiful Color, 1993

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santa barbara — 20 may

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I used to dream those snoozy eyes..

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That last blog post had me thinking about this banger

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Walking down memory lane (Tumblr edition)

It's so weird looking at all my old blog posts and seeing every version of myself I've been for 8 years. I love diaries, I have since I was little, but it's so weird to read your own. College made me so miserable, friendships have ended, weight has been lost, SO many drunk nights and kvetch fests and shitty poems and ruminations. Glad to be here.

On another note, just found out one of my OG fav websites from like 15 years ago shut down (TheForumSite). Sad. I'll be so pissed if I dumped my soul into this blog just to have this site shut down, too.