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so we have a conversational safeword in my group of friends and it’s great, idk why more people don’t do this. whenever someone wants a subject to be dropped immediately no questions asked we just say “spleen” and we stop immediately and it’s a really good way to avoid crossing the line between teasing friends and genuinely upsetting them by accident, or stopping debates from turning into actual arguments

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floret wiggler strikes again

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Sweet girl in my arms, us both naked and pressed together with arms around each other, her head on my shoulder. The way her hair feels against the skin of my back. The way I feel her breathing against my chest. The way our breasts and tummies squish together. Our heartbeats steady, minds at rest. Her soft, content little sighs. Every little muscle twitch, empty swallow, sniffle, shift in position. Lazily rocking our linked hips, not so much for friction but to be even closer if possible. Just caressing each other’s backs and leaving slow kisses wherever our lips reach. Safe.

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Doctor: If you use estrogen you might gain weight.

Me: Yes. Tummy, ass, and titties are made of fat.

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apparently “gets unfathomably wet while giving head” isn’t a “legitimate qualification for a job”

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i cant be the only one who finds it incredibly funny that theres (to my knowledge) not a single colony sim that simulates capitalism within the colony. there is frequently inter-colony trading and currency, but never inside of it.

oxygen not included's dupes have no currency and no ruling class. rimworld lets you run an honest-to-Horax organ farm but the people running the organ farm work for the common good of the organ farm, the alternative is impossible. dwarf fortress, the granddaddy of them all, used to have capitalism but it caused infinite baby debt and fps death so now dwarves yet again work according to their ability and receive according to their need

could there be a colony sim that had capitalism within the colony? maybe. would it be fun? absolutely fucking not, it would suck massive ass, i would like my colony sims to stay commie and actually fun to play

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"Top or bottom?" I say we wrestle and do whatever feels good????

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im sorry i moaned when you slapped me

can you do it again

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phenomenon ive only ever seen on tumblr that i think we should start killing people over actually

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“You don’t have to be a person anymore/right now” is one of the greatest things people can ever say to me ever. I will look up at you with such big beautiful doe eyes full of so much love and affection that you’re giving me the ability to shed that role 💕

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Btw you should hug that t girl who's always putting others before herself

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I mean the only bad thing I’ve heard about the Netherlands is that the language is tricky to learn but idk :3

Looking at your reblogged posts,

If you happen to find yourself near the netherlands, I'm always down to cuddle girls.

-Penny

gesp

That’s exactly where I plan on moving if I can ever get out of America!

I’ll take you up on that :3

…maybe not soon but eventually

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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cock rings? aren’t you gonna answer?

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waiter! waiter! the kind of femme that needs her tits groped every other second please!

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