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Soap, of course

i haven't really thought a whole lot about training, like the clicker that you train your spouse to cum, y'know? but...

what if you had some old boyfriend who was into that and ended up doing it to you. you're broken up now, of course, but it's still subconsciously there, though you don't really fully realize it's still ingrained.

...until you're with Soap on a mission, its quiet, just you and him. unfortunately, when it's this quiet every noise is that much louder, and him reloading his gun mimics the sound of the old clicker.

have fun trying to be quiet and holding position knowing damn well you just came. how close Soap is to you, mixed with his own heavy breathing isn't exactly helping the situation either.

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thank you for 25 reblogs!!! That’s quick with how little I’ve posted [:

I didn’t wanna use the thing tumblr automatically sends you cause it was sorta ugly but thank you to anyone who did!!!

love ya all <3

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Hey. Soap’s making me foam at the mouth and I just came back from a concert so here

going to a rock concert with the boys definitely seemed cool. Cool people, drinks to get their minds off work, maybe ending in a fun night.

unlucky for him, staring at the singer, you, looking stunning and playing the guitar loudly, quickly, yet still on beat- mixed with the vibrations from just how loud the drums were, and he was harder quicker than he’d ever been before.

dammit. Now he can’t go home with a random girl. It’d be no fun anymore.

bonus bits below <3

listening to your voice in the microphone is fine until you’re singing and make a moan. For the song, of course. Though all it really does is make things worse for Soap.

and just wait till a song gets to you talking about a shitty boyfriend. He’s planning your entire life together already and MAKING SURE he’d always treat you right. Yup he’s already deep in the illusion that he has a chance with you.

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More soap!!!

soap obviously learns close up magic to screw with the rest of the team, and annoy them on missions. Often they’ll complain too, until word reaches all of base. Of course you, a sweet new nurse on base, have only heard whining, but you’ve always enjoyed magic.

so next time Soap’s in the meat seeing his favorite oblivious nurse with some new injury that he most likely purposefully did in order to get here, you ask if you could see a magic trick.

there’s some great tricks, and the last one gets you excited. “Look in your mouth,” he said. Oh this was one of your favorites, the one where your card from the deck is folded in your mouth and when you reach to grab it- oh that doesn’t feel right.

pulling it out it’s Soap’s room key. He blows you a kiss and leaves the room with the half wrapped wound and no explanation.

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more soap shit <3

soap would 100% go get ice cream for the two of you only for him to sit there and watch you lick it while his own melts

confronting him about it only makes it stop for five seconds and otherwise does nothing

He’s such a loser. Also probably awfully hard after all that.

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Hashtags for posts?

#my husband <3 is for any Soap related posts [whatttttt??? me???? a simp????? i doubt it]

#incoherent mumbling is basically just gonna be shitposts

i'll continue to add :]

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uhm incorrect mumbling

Soap bringing his best friend (you) to base to hang out with, and the rest of the team knowing immediately that you were head over heels for Soap, but just had to sit back and watch him get with countless other girls

they all help you make him jealous (and realize his own feelings) by literally all of them fucking you and leaving Soap out

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requests for when you put in asks <3

I LOVE asks! They make me feel needed. Whatever you wanna ask i’ll probably answer in one way or another.

Emoji anons used: none (:

If you’re anon, that's totally cool too! Here are some things i’d appreciate

If you plan on comin’ back, I'd love it if you were an emoji anon!

If it's a writing/drawing/etc. Request, please put the actual request in colored type and extra info. In plain white/black

Don’t be afraid to ask whatever. The only thing i wont take is those fuckass bots that ask for donations

Putting /j,/srs,etc. Also really helps me so if you’re sending something that could be interpreted lotsa ways just be careful!

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DNIs

Hardcore republicans/MAGA

Pedophiles

Racist

Homophobic

Transphobic

Ableist

Sexist

bitches/hate mailers

Otherwise have fun <3

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How is this SO Soap coded

From a Green Day biography I was reading <3

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Intro Post!

originally just DNIs but i plan to be a lil more active on tumblr so redoing it

Hello! Thanks for stumbling across my blog! I’m Charlie, 19, and I've been on tumblr a bit but haven't done a lot. I’ve seen lots of blogs with intro posts so here’s mine! Gonna keep it short so I'll add links to specific parts. Once something is underlined it’ll be in use.

DNIs Info if you want to put in an ask Masterlist Tags ill use Info about me/fandoms/etc. More political focused views Bands i listen to list Favourite books Favourite art pieces