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Water Gun

Rogue, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down. Reality: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven... Ruby, visibly confused: Okay, so Reality decided to put the cutting board in the oven? Rogue, spraying Reality: You FUCKING DUMBASS! Reality: Dude, I forgot- Rogue: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!? Ava: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

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Reality and Rogue

Reality is in Blue ^ Rogue is in Purple

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Self defence

Gambit: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Rogue, Logan, & Daisy: Okay. Gambit: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Daisy: Bold of you to assume I have money. Logan: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Rogue: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Reality: how much are we pretending I mean Gambit you are unironically the theif we've established this: you are the theif, Daisy is the hacker, Logan is the one who kills, Rogue is the badass and I'm the idiot oh yeah and Wade is the wild card

Wade holding a mallet: damn right I am

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Saving Reality

Daisy: I couldn't do this without you, Rogue. Rogue: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.

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College AU (Rogality and Poolverine)

Wade: Hey, Reality, how are you doing? Reality: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school. Wade: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good! Reality: Yup! Wade: I lost my phone and my cat died. Reality: Hey, not bad compared to last week. Wade: I know right! Rogue: Are they okay? Logan: I don’t think they are.

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Safeword

Reality: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.

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when Cosmic Ghost Rider kills all the heroes

Reality with rage and possible annoyance with his Powers on maximim overdrive: FRANCIS CASTLE GIVE ME THAT HELL SPAWN OF A BABY!! Frank: no I am raising him to be better Reality: you caused my wife to die most the heroes are dead and I am super pissed never happened before because no one is stupid enough to kill my wife

Baby Thanos: kill Reality

Reality: yeah I'm gonna kill you *stabs Baby Thanos*

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Which Infinity Stone I'd give the Unity Squad (1st iteration)

Mind: Rogue (Mind - Powered by the user’s mastery of SOUL. Can grant telepathy and intelligence)(Rogue is the soul of the team)

Power: Daisy (Power - Powered by the user’s mastery of MIND. Can make a person more physically powerful)(Daisy is a great hacker plus is Director of SHIELD)

Space: Thor (Space - Powered by the user’s mastery of POWER. Can allow the teleportation through space)(Thor is physically the strongest)(fyi it's realistically Reality but for this Thor is)

Time: Reality (Time - Powered by the user’s mastery of SPACE. Can allow a person to travel through time(Reality has seen all of the multiverse)

Reality: Logan (Reality – Powered by the user’s mastery of TIME. Can allow the user access to the multiverse)(Has seen so many apocalypses)

Soul: Wanda (Soul - Powered by the user’s mastery of REALITY. Can preserve the soul to allow life after death)(Wanda is one of the most powerful reality waprers on the planet)

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And the results are in so come up with a ship name and spread the word to all of tumblr if you must

Poly or no?

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*Rogue and Reality looking at a locked gate into a park* Rogue: Aw. :( Reality: You know what they say. Rogue: Please don’t- Reality: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate* Rogue: Frick-

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America: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look? Kamala: Like its slips on and off really easily. America: Kamala: No, I didn't mean it like that- Rogue: We know what you meant.

Reality looking at a red button to reset the universe: I'm tempted to press you

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Quake convention

Reality: Rogue, gather the others. We need to have another Daisy-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

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Reality is MIA

Wanda: You can track Reality? Rogue: Of course I can. If the Sentinels can do it, so can I.

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Kids

Kamala laying on a bean bag: Hey, America, what do you think it would be like if we had kids? America on their bed: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly. Kamala: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it? America: Can't really say I have. Kamala: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes. America: Sorry, Kamala. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. 2 kids. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

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Reality asking Rogue to join X-Men

Rogue: I’m here for the cult stuff. Reality: How did you find us? Rogue: I saw your ad on craigslist.

Reality: you want in?

Rogue: only if you do as well sugah

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scary wife

Logan: Rogue, what do you have? Rogue: A KNIFE! Logan: Okay, have fu- Reality: NO!

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Friendship goals

Wanda: You know what’s funny about Reality? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.