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Wade: Bradford says things sometimes that make me question your judgment.

Lucy: My judgment is fine.

Wade: mmm maybe but your taste is the problem.

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Lucy: Did you clean your room?

Tamara: Define “clean.”

Lucy: …Would your definition make me proud?

Tamara: No.

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Lucy: I think we should buy a boat.

Tim: No.

Angela: I’ll help you pick one out.

Tim: Why are you encouraging her?

Angela: Because it’s fun watching you panic.

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Lucy: We’re all stories in the end… so let’s make it a pizza.

Tim: …That’s not the quote.

Lucy: It is if you’re hungry.

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Tim: You’re both plotting something. I can tell.

Angela: No, we’re brainstorming.

Nyla: …For something you’ll probably hate. Which makes it better

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Tim: Did you just pause the movie to show me a ClipTalk of the same scene?

Lucy: It’s a different angle!

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Nolan: What are we doing this weekend?

Bailey: “We” are doing yoga and going to a farmer’s market.

Nolan: What’s me doing?

Bailey: Crying inwardly

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Tim: Why are you wearing my hoodie?

Lucy: Because mine wasn’t big enough to wrap myself in self-pity.

Tim: …Fair.

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Lucy: Tim, be nice. Penn’s still learning.

Tim: So am I—learning patience.

Penn: I’m standing right here.

Lucy: don’t mind him he’s naturally grumpy.

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Tim: We’re at a murder scene.

Angela: And yet somehow I’m the one killing it today.

Tim: …I hate that I almost laughed.

Angela: That’s growth, Bradford.

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Lucy: What if we just wander the city and see where the wind takes us?

Tim: The wind better take us to the hotel at check-in time.

Lucy: you’re very “vacation dad.”

Tim: And you’re giving me anxiety.

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Tim: Don’t you think twelve pillows is a little excessive?

Lucy: Don’t you think existing loudly while I’m pregnant is excessive?

Tim: …Carry on.

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Lucy: If I get arrested, you’re bailing me out, right?

Angela: Depends on what you did.

Lucy: Hypothetically… stole a dog.

Angela: …Was it cute?

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Lucy: I think my socks are haunted.

Tim: That’s it. You’re not allowed on ClipTok past midnight anymore.

Lucy: Then how will I get my essential life advice?

Tim: From me. I’m full of wisdom.

Lucy: You’re full of something but I don’t know if it’s wisdom

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Tim: You can’t adopt every stray animal you see.

Lucy: I didn’t! This one followed me home.

Tim: It was in a shelter.

Lucy: Details.

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Lucy: You’re grumpy today.

Tim: I’m always grumpy.

Lucy: No, this is extra grumpy. Like… advanced level grumpy.

Tim: I ran out of coffee and patience. In that order.