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SQQ: Why would he have this in his closet, Airplane?! Are you under the impression that you and Mobei-Jun wear the same sized clothes?!?

SQH: Sha Hualing tried to taste one of the buns and he BIT HER.
SQQ: awww he’s shy :)
SQH: he is NOT.

Post-it cumplane (god i hate that name)
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The thing you gotta understand about Mr. Terrific in the new Superman movie is that he is always the smartest man in the room.
And he HATES it.
It's not that he hates being smart, he just hates how he can never quite predict how dumb everyone else is.
Just when he thinks he knows how low Guy's IQ is: "we are both of the cloth"
No, Lois, we can't repel down there, WHERE WOULD WE GET THE EQUIPMENT?
DO YOU REALLY NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CIRCLES AND SPHERES?!??!?
WHY WOULD YOU BRING YOUR DOG TO THIS TEAR IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY?
And then, when there's someone who actually is intelligent, it's like the intelligence only increases their capacity for dumbassery
Lex, you're supposed to be a super genius so whY WOULD YOU BUILD A GOD DAMN POCKET DIMENSION?!?!!?!
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personally? i enjoy being a fan of characters who have done Wrong. i like when a character is not a perfect victim, has hurt people, has transgressed, has done bad things. sometimes its nice to feel the sting yknow? and to recognize that a character is not a flawless perfect victim, but is deserving of understanding and compassion anyway. a lot of people in fandom refuse to let go of moral absolutism and its... rough.
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Continuing on with my lineless practice with Garnet making a little flower crown in the grotto surrounded by her animal friend….what im basically saying is that she’s a disney princess yes she is
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oh i really like the aesthetics of these shots from the new intro
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she’s definitely a demon..!
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Dandadan 2 Season ED
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I drew this as a joke a while ago and I’m still thinking about it. Real picture of Luo Binghe meeting the other MXTX main love interests
#mxtx#svsss#mdzs#tgcf#luo binghe#lan wangji#hua cheng#mxtx crossover#fanart#mxtx fanart#funny art#my art
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Titles
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what have i been doing this past year?? working on my career?? NO READING ABOUT GAY CHINESE WIZARDS
no but really diving headfirst into cultivator fiction is very fun, i have been making many keychains
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honestly wei yings misunderstandings about lan wangji were 100% understandable like imagine a nun yelling at you and insisting you cover up your ankles. and youre like holy shit this lady is old fashioned and a total puritan. then she reveals no actually i have a huge ankle fetish and being around you makes me so horny i want to become an enemy of the church for you. you'd never fucking see that coming.
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choose your fav puppy
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everything’s GNARLY 💚 #KATSEYE
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It’s so funny to imagine Wicked from the perspective of one of the normal students at Shiz. There’s this girl and she’s weird and an overachieving nerd and no one likes her, but then the popular girl becomes best friends with her overnight so you guess she’s chill now. They might be sleeping together but no one’s really sure. They’re also low key dating the same guy but you’re not clear on if it’s a polycule situation or a love triangle. Whatever. You’re just trying to study for finals. Your history teacher gets arrested and no explains why. You just hope this won’t effect your grade in the class. The weird nerdy girl gets a letter from the president inviting her to come see him. Wow, that’s exciting. She and her maybe-girlfriend go off to the capitol and you go back to homework and dorm room parties. One day later one of your professors is on the national radio saying that the weird nerdy girl, who used to be her favorite student, is now a terrorist, has stolen the nuclear codes, and is on the run from the government. You are still expected to show up to class tomorrow.
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Sorry if I was weird it's because I'm weird
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