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Egos with reader who is obsessed with true crime

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YES! Criminology nerd over here is going crazy

The Detective: - I was kind of 50/50 with him liking it because he can tell you about his cases, and disliking it because he sees it all day at work, and even more at home with you - Honestly I think I'm leaning more towards him enjoying it because when he needs to rant about a bad case, he can tell you everything and not spare any of the gruesome details because you just don't care - If you were to ask him about anything true crime-related, he'd be happy to answer! Especially if it's something you're particularly interested in

MadPat: - Do I even have to say it? - He LOVES this about you! - True crime fan x serial killer may be my new favorite trope now? Like just imagine it - If you know about him being all 🔪 🔪 🔪 he may come home covered in blood and tell you all about his recent kill, obsessed with how intently you listen to each and every gruesome detail

Mack: - Both Head Engineer and Dictator wouldn't mind. I think it'd be really easy to get them both into true crime as well, to be honest. If you nudge them in the right direction, they can very well be just as well-informed as you

The Hermit: - Honestly it probably interests him too, just to a lesser extent. For him, it's more like... "wow, I didn't know the human body could do that" - Or the fact that he's not used to murder (being in isolation and all) so hearing about it makes him curious

WarfPat: - Hehe I have an evil thought for this one - Him waking up in the middle of the night, drowsy, to see you wide awake at like 3AM, the light from your phone illuminating your face as you watch/listen to a true crime podcast/documentary - Being absolutely terrified that you're about to murder him - You will likely receive a gift with a note saying something like "I don't know what I did but I'm sorry"

DarkPat: - Like the Detective, another one that I have mixed feelings on. Though overall, I think he wouldn't mind it - If you're one of those people that listens to true crime podcasts to go to sleep, he may have a similar reaction to WarfPat, though with less fear of him dying, and more of a worry you’ll murder some random stranger - "Oh my significant other might turn into a murderer" - And he'd still love you even if you were, so...

Ness: - Given the movie LOOOORE (I am so sorry) for fun, we're going to say you have a special interest in the Missing Children Incident - He tells you almost everyday that you should be a detective with how closely you follow the case, even though it's a cold case - He gets concerned for you sometimes, but when you get too into it, he is always there to pull you back and force you to take breaks - For example, getting you to visit him at the diner. Or taking you out on a date

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I just had this idea and I can't get it out of my head.

Where, reader finds out that Madpat is a killer (or sees him k!lling someone) and starts to be afraid of him

But eventually reader isn't afraid anymore (idk how but-)

I accidentally wrote this one a little bit differently than I normally do, and I've also had this ask for like... ever. I'm sorry, but I hope you enjoy it

— You love your boyfriend. Even though he tends to be busy at work a lot of the time, he always puts you first when needed, and he’s such a gentleman sometimes

— But I guess nobody is ever truly perfect…

— You wanted to surprise him on one of his long shifts. His employees knew who you were, so they ignored you if not give a small, polite greeting

— You couldn’t find him at first, even when looking through the places you figured he was most likely to be (his office, the kitchen, even the store room and the repair shop)

— But, eventually… you found him.

— And it was right as he cut into one of his victims. A live victim, which was... not a wonderful sight to see

— If you scream, he'll immediately try to shut you up so he doesn't get caught. he does this by harshly pressing a hand to your mouth to muffle the sound. Even though he apologizes for this later, it's scary in the moment

— But even if you don't scream or make a lot of noise, he'll find out you're there

— You just look terrified, and it hurts him. He'll probably try to assure you he will never hurt you, but if that doesn't work, he won't have any idea what to do

— If you run away, he'll be angry (and afraid you'll leave him, or turn him in) but he won't force you to speak with him until you're ready.

— He's surprisingly understanding. He didn't want you to find out this way, and he regrets that you did

— Expect a large text spam from him after you take some time alone, mostly along the lines of "I'm sorry" "Don't hate me" and "I love you"

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your fics are a very guilty pleasure

,,please make more if you wanna,,

Absolutely! I love making them and I’m so happy I got back into it

Currently I’m waiting on more inbox requests because I’m out and currently don’t have any ideas of my own

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Hi hi hi I love your blog!!!! 💕💕💕 I love the Matpat egos so much and there’s not nearly enough content out there of them, so it’s wonderful to see it!

Aww hello 🩷

I actually started writing for them because there is a very small amount of content for them, so I’m glad you like it!

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I have a question!! Would the egos like playfighting? Like, pillow fights, play wrestling, stuff like that!!

(you write so well, thank you for all you do!! You are an amazing human being!! 🤭🫶)

Ooh, this is a really good one!

The Detective: - Unpopular opinion but I don't think he would - Pillow fights are a maybe, but I'm almost certain that play wrestling would scare him. Poor traumatized baby :( - If he was in a playful mood, he'd probably accept a pillow fight, though - You would win

MadPat: - He would tell you he hates it, but in reality, he loves the adrenaline rush from play fighting - He's scared of accidentally hurting you, though. He's a murderer but he'd rather burn alive than ever hurt you seriously - He sucks at pillow fights for some reason. I couldn't even tell you why, he just does - Play wresting, on the other story...

Mack (crewmate): - Ohhh, you're so on! - He won't often initiate a play fight first, but whenever you do, he'll jump to the occasion - He's a sucker for pillow fights. Play wrestling is fun too, but pillow fights are one of his favorite things to do with you

The Hermit: - If you try to start play fights with this man I fear he may take it as rejection - Like he'll think you don't want to be with him anymore and he will be so, so sad - If you explain it to him he might agree, though. Maybe. - Prepare to lose, though

WarfPat: - Yesssss, absolutely! - He'll start play fights every time he gets the chance! - He'll try to beat you every single time, but he loves when it's a fair match and he almost loses. - Sometimes he'll let you win just because he loves seeing your smile

DarkPat: - He doesn't particularly like them, though that doesn't mean he won't - You can, however, get him into a pillow fight if he's in a very specific mood, and if you initiate it - Almost always lets you win, like a true gentleman

Ness: - YES! He adores play fights - He has a tendency to start pillow fights that don't end until both of you completely tap out - And he's so competitive with it too - Play wrestling is less his style, but if you started something, he'd happily follow suit

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How would the Reader help the egos in emotional distress? Like how would Reader calm them down and comfort them?

I have a similar post here about the ego’s fears and how the reader would comfort them, if you want to check that out!

Since Ness (FNAF Movie) is the newest addition to the egos, I’m going to answer him here

Ness: - As a waiter, he’s seen a lot of things. From angry customers, to child temper tantrums, to adult temper tantrums. Not a lot is able to rattle him - But I do believe that he does sometimes get bothered by the rude comments that customers throw at him. Not like Aunt Jane, that was minor. But when customers say more personal things, or threats - If you work with him at Sparky’s, he will definitely go find you when he has one of these moments. If the restaurant isn’t busy, he’ll pull you into the back area and just ask for a hug. Maybe, if you have time, he’ll ask if he can rant to you for a couple minutes - But when even the restaurant is busy, and there’s no way to get a moment alone, he’ll cling to you for a little bit, helping you carry out dishes to customers, so you can work a little bit more efficiently. - Orrrr… yet another alternative, you help out on his part of the diner! And if someone says something mean to him again, you can back him up!

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With the release of the FNAF movie and the introduction of a new MatPat character, I am beginning to get to old requests from before I fell off the face of the Earth

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Would the egos let you do their makeup? If so, how would that go??

(I am such a sucker for your writing 🤭🫶)

Well, I am a sucker for asks 😉

The Detective: - He is all for you doing his makeup, but only if it’s subtle if he’s going to work that day - If it’s an off day, or a weekend maybe, he’ll be more willing to add some more flair - Literally the perfect model. He will stay completely still the whole time unless you tell him to move - He’s like a trained soldier 🫡

MadPat: - I was actually 50/50 on this but… - I don’t think he would let you unless you absolutely begged him for like… a week straight. - And even then, he’s picky about what you can and can’t do. He hates powder, refuses to use foundation, and… well that’s about it, but it definitely limits what you can do

Mack (crewmate, head engineer, dictator): - Crewmate Mack would think it’s the cutest thing! - He loves how pretty you make him look 😭❤️ - No matter when you ask, he always gets giddy and excited - Head Engineer Mack would decline immediately and act offended that you’d dare ask such a thing if you’re around people - But as soon as there’s no one else around he’s apologizing and asking (begging) for you to put makeup on him because he actually loves it - Little soft boy ❤️ but only sometimes - Dictator Mack is actually way more open to it than you’d think. He 100% puts makeup on for public appearances so he can look his best - He’d prefer you doing it over the artists he hires, though, even if you aren’t a professional

The Hermit: - Makeup is a foreign thing to him… best not try to put it on him - He probably has an allergy to it anyway

WarfPat: - Similarly to Dictator Mack, he likely gets his makeup done by professional makeup artists before he goes on his talk show - Also similarly, he’s very willing to let you help! Though, if you aren’t perfect, he’ll still get one of the makeup artists to fix it up just a little bit DarkPat: (PLEASE HELP THIS MAN WITH HIS EYELINER 🙏🏻 I AM ACTUALLY BEGGING) - He’ll be the organized one of the bunch who gives you instructions on what he wants done - Unless you’re just practicing, in which he’ll let you do whatever you please - Really sweet afterwards, complimenting your work no matter how good/bad it may be :)

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MatPat Egos w/ Reader who’s had a Long Day at Work

A/N: I will be as active as possible this week, but next week (starting Monday) I will be extremely busy with school, extracurriculars, and work. Thanks :)

The Detective: - He, more than almost anyone, understands - Chasing criminals around, trying to solve their crimes, is exhausting - He’s also a great comforter. His hugs are heavenly 💛 - He’ll encourage you to talk about your day, but only if you’re comfortable. If you’re not, he’s perfectly fine with just holding you

MadPat: - Ugh, him too. Come on, let’s talk about it - Sits with you on the couch and you two both rant about your day, actively listening to each other - Afterwards, he’s down to watch a movie with you to cool off and unwind

Mack: (crewmate, head engineer): - Crewmate Mack feels for you. He knows how hard work on the spaceship can be, and he’s had his fair share of bad days - He will be so, so upset if it was something someone said that ruined your day - Definitely down to talk to one of the heads about the coworker’s behavior if he needs to - Head engineer does not want to listen to you. I’m sorry - He does, however, make tea (for himself) and your favorite drink (for you) and go stargazing with you so you can take your mind off it 🩵

The Hermit: (If you’re with him, you’d have to be living on the island [we all know what happens when he leaves 😅] buuut I can work around that and just make it a bad day in general) - He’s so excited to see you after you’ve been out of the cave for a while, but is shut down quickly when he sees how dejected you look - Asks what happened and is very willing to listen as you rant - Hugs :) and cuddles afterwards of course - He WILL find you flowers the next day and bring them to you

WarfPat: - “A bad day?? We can’t have that, now, can we?!” - MASSIVE bear hug that’s inescapable for about 15 seconds. You likely can’t breathe during this time (RIP) - Aaand then he’ll manage to whisk you away to somewhere like a carnival where you can forget about everything that happened at work by riding rides, playing games, and eating so much cotton candy you might explode!

DarkPat: - “Love, why have you been distant since you returned home?” - You don’t even have to tell him, he can see it in your body language and the way you carry yourself - Eek, it better not be someone else’s fault that you’re upset, because he might come back covered in blood (whaaaat??? noooo…)

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I had an idea to add onto your post about the Detective and the Hermit. After talking to him, the Detective takes pity on the Hermit. The poor guy is just scared. Besides, he’s so filthy and thin. So Detective ends up taking Hermit home for a while until he can locate the Hermit’s island. Meanwhile, the Hermit’s freaking out about all these new things. He gets to discover technology and things around Detective’s home. Not only that, but remember- human interaction is foreign to him, this man is practically a wild animal.

TLDR: Detective gets a pet hermit

I’d love to get your thoughts on this if you’re up for it!

I’m so sorry for not answering sooner

All I can think about right now is The Hermit discovering the TV remote, somehow managing to turn it on, and then jumping at the dark screen becoming full of colors. Just flipping the television on and off repeatedly will keep him quiet and entertained for hours (Just wait until he discovers how to flip through different channels)

Music! I feel that he’d find music fascinating, as the closest thing to it he’s found on the island was birds singing. Though, certain types of music he is not very fond of. Loud genres of music, specifically

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I've been reading your works and, oh my GOD- they are just amazing

You are a very good writer! Keep up the good work! (I'm not good at giving feedback lmao)

-Sonia <3

Thank youuu 🩵

I love receiving comments like this, so don’t even worry if you think you’re not good at giving feedback :)

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Egos with reader who has adhd?

(also I love your content!! 🫶)

Thank you :)

The Detective: - Literally doesn't even notice at first - More than happy to let you rant about your hyperfixations, he even encourages it! - If and when you get overstimulated, this man is trained. He knows exactly what to do to help you and get you out - If you are medicated and have to take your meds at a specific time, he is absolutely on top of making sure you take it. If you forget, don't worry, because this man has your back

MadPat: - He doesn't really notice either, he just assumes you're a very energetic person - He's perfectly fine with it when you tell him, as long as it doesn't become an annoyance (you could never be an annoyance to him) - Actually grows to like your stims. Specifically the smaller ones like leg bouncing or playing with your hands. He thinks it's cute - Overall completely unbothered (in a supportive way of course)

Mack: (head engineer) - "I noticed." - Pretends to be annoyed as an excuse to get you some fidget toys so he doesn't look soft when he just wants to help you :) - If he ever sees you using them, he's definitely smiling on the inside - He lets you play with his hands, too, if you'd rather do that instead of playing with the fidget - Space gods have mercy on anyone who comments on it, though, because they may or may not have gotten themselves a one way ticket to the afterlife

The Hermit: - He isn't exactly around humans much so he doesn't realize that your ADHD-ridden behaviors are considered "unusual" to neurotypicals - Has absolutely no idea what ADHD is. And likely will continue to not understand until long after you explain it. - But he does make it clear that no matter what, he still loves you :)

WarfPat: - I headcanon that he has ADHD too! - Actually gets kind of excited because he feels he can relate to you more! - Hyperactive bursts are common for him, so if you have them too, you guys will get along great - He talks about his most recent hyperfixation almost constantly. He doesn't even mind if you don't listen, but if you do, he's going into an almost uncomfortable amount of detail - He kind of does the same thing for you if you're talking about your hyperfixation, where he isn't always 100% listening, but he focuses in occasionally

DarkPat: - I have stated this a million times but I will do it again! RANT TO THIS MAN! He will listen to you talk about literally whatever (hyperfixations!! Talk about your hyperfixations!) and will listen intently the whole entire time - If you want any kind of fidget to stim with or just to have, he will get you like... a dozen to choose from, and even more if you want to - I promise you, if you have a hyperfixation that you're REALLY into, he will spoil you so bad, getting you merch and other fandom-related gifts like there's no tomorrow

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THIS ONE IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE ONE I MADE

I am very… very sorry

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MadPat with Reader getting yelled at in the Pizzeria

Totally not based off my experiences with working at a pizzeria

Mad loves having you work with him. Even if it’s only part-time, every time you're at the pizzeria, he's in a noticeably better mood, and the other employees are grateful.

He sometimes just lingers around the area where you're stationed so he can watch you work.

He's in the kitchens, observing one of the new employees to make sure they're not messing up. It's his absolute least favorite part of owning the pizzeria, and he's definitely not pleased. All he wants is to go home and just spend time with you.

It's actually kind of surprising that he hears the commotion coming from the dining part of the pizzeria, because the kitchen is loud, but he does, and his attention is drawn to it.

He's mostly expecting it to be some child being scolded by its mother- god he hates those creatures- or some employee that dropped a pizza by accident.

But... he finds you, basically surrounded by three teenage boys.

They're yelling, and you're clearly not sure what to do, because your eyes dart between them and you're definitely scared.

"How hard is it to make a fucking pizza?" One of the kids, the one with the bad hair, yells directly at you.

He pulls you away from them quickly, now enraged that they would dare speak to you like that. It hurts him how you panic a little more at the feeling of being pulled away, but he hides you behind him, out of sight. You cling to him desperately.

"Is there a problem?" Mad says through gritted teeth, fighting each and every one of his demons to not murder the kids right there and then.

"We ordered a pizza ten minutes ago, where is it? It can't be that hard to make!"

"Did my employee warn you there would be a wait?"

"No!"

His eyes narrow. He's seen you work. You always let customers know about the wait for their food. So not only are these idiotic kids yelling at his best employee- his lover- but they've been ignoring you too. It's starting to look exponentially worse for them.

He wants to kick them out. The way you squeeze him a little tighter after the boy yells again only fuels that.

"Are we going to get our pizza or not?" Another one of the three teenagers says, frustrated for no reason at all, really.

He thinks for a second. "No. Get out."

"What?!" The teenagers all shout.

"You're banned from my pizzeria. Get. Out."

The boy with the bad hair scoffs. "Fine. Come on, guys."

The three boys and a fourth teen, a girl, leave. The girl, without the boys noticing, mouths an I'm sorry, and he nods slightly, turning to you to make sure you saw it too.

"Are you okay?" He asks as soon as they're gone, holding your shoulders.

You shaking from the encounter makes him furious, and once again he debates adding to the list of missing children in the pizzeria.

He doesn't even care when your shift ends, he's the owner of the place and he can do what he wants. He tells you to grab your stuff and clocks you out and takes you home.

He's literally so soft for the rest of the day, because seeing you being yelled at made him so angry and protective that he just wants to make sure you're okay :)

If you want to go back to work later that day, he'll probably let you, but he will keep a closer eye on you.

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I had this idea that I didn't really know what to do with but I want other people to get a kick out of it and. I don't know anyone in the ISWM fandom so anyway, consider for your entertainment:

Mark and Mack bursting into the bridge, trying to get the Captain's attention, half-fighting each other -- And the Captain mutters something about "oh great, the m&ms are fighting" and whoever was close enough to hear just dies on the spot (probably Celci)

get it? bc their names start with M?? m(ark)&m(ack)???

ANON. THIS IS GENIUS.

Share this with the world oh my gosh I love it

M&Ms! That’s so cute!

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Omg I loooooved that! I’m picturing Detective luring Hermit to start talking by offering him food. Hermit can’t remember the last time he’s eaten.

YES! I didn’t even think about this!