@crazy-obsessed-enby, He’s literally only been on screen for at least 10 seconds, yet I screamed so loud when he appeared out of no where. He do be such a cutie patootie 🥰 (And enjoy a little interaction of Ness and Madpat). Also, don’t get me started on C O R Y, listen to the rhymes, my man is just 😫💓💝💕💗💞💓💝💓❤️🔥💘❤️💘💛💙💘💝
Anyways, I was for sure sad that Mark couldn’t be in it, but I’ll still be rooting for when Iron Lung comes out, catch me be the first in line to get a ticket.
All in all, I cherish the movie that helped my inner child grow to become the person I am today (mentally ill), and I owe it all to these favorite YouTubers.
p2 is a picture I drew for a fanfic that I was stuck at the beginning and couldn't write on( (so I cut off part of the picture to avoid spoilers
(But of course, the premise of not spoiling is that I can finish writing this fanfic lol
ps.The theme is succubus literature
(really? literature? (Yeup, literature(?
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pps.I hope this won't happen this time that dumblr won't show my posts once I tag Mitpit (it's him who retired, not me (omg so rude no wonder I was blocked (no
i just realized that matpat and markiplier were both in fnaf: the musical and now my hypothesis is that mark saw him act fucked up and evil once, and then years later, he's doing the casting for a heist with markiplier and goes "hm. i should make that guy insane again, he was really good at that"
and then, another few years later, he's doing in space with markiplier and someone goes "hey, uhh, mark? sean can't make it here bc of covid. is there anyone else available to play mack? do you know any other youtuber that's good at screaming?" and mark goes "yeah....yeah, i know a guy."
so i took somewhat of a hiatus and now i'm back and i need some new people to follow
If you post Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Natewantstobattle, Matpat, random encounters, youtuber egos or anything like that - like or reblig this post so i can find you and give you a follow
Original or reblogs, dont care, get in my follow list
(The Detective, MadPat, Mack, The Hermit, WarfPat, DarkPat)
The Detective:
- Are you kidding? This man is the sweetest!!
- He likes bringing you flowers a lot. His favorites are lilies, because they remind him of you
- Physical touch is definitely his primary love language (have you seen him and Ro in Escape the Night?!)
- He’s a very patient person most of the time, unless he gets too stressed out. Arguments (because, let’s be honest, they’re inevitable in all relationships) with him are rare.
- He isn’t always the one to apologize first, but he makes a point to always make up for it after you’ve both cooled down
MadPat:
- What?? A serial killer can’t be a good lover, right…?
- Ha! Wrong!
- Well, mostly. Sometimes he gets so caught up in work that you don’t see him for a whole day
- I have no idea how he does it, but this man will somehow work his ass off every day at the pizzeria, and then come home and manage to give you all of his attention
- He likes listening to you talk. Not always anything in particular, either. Hearing about your day, reading to him… all of it is nice. He especially likes it after a long day of work, or after, uh… his less-than-legal hobbies
- If he can help it, he tries to keep you separate from the whole… serial murder thing. Though, I’m sure it’s inevitable you find out eventually…
Mack: (Crewmate & Head Engineer)
- For crewmate Mack, he’s obsessed with you. But not in a creepy way. He just loves being around you, and probably even went as far as to beg the captain to put you on similar jobs so he can stay with you as long as possible
- Loves forehead kisses! Both for you and for himself, but every time you two have some alone time together, it’s cuddles and forehead kisses if he has his way
- Head engineer Mack is more bold. He’s less outwardly touchy, and is far less obsessed with you, but that’s mostly because he has a reputation to uphold. He’s the second-in-command of the whole shop, after all. People look up to him!
- However, he does use his title and his power to keep you around him as much as possible, same as crewmate Mack. Maybe it’s you being assigned the job of cleaning the same room that he’s stationed in, or specifically keeping you from working on one particular day so you can spend the whole day with him
The Hermit:
- He’s the most protective of all the egos. He knows the danger out in the world, and is very adamant about keeping you safe.
- Admittedly, sometimes this protectiveness borders on possessiveness, but he’s a sucker for you. All you have to do is tell him that you appreciate his concern and that you’ll be okay. Sometimes you have to agree to take him with you, but overall, you’re usually allowed to go on your own
- It sounds absolutely insane, but with him as your lover, you are treated like royalty. Sure, he lives in a cave on a (mostly) deserted island, but you have everything you could ever want.
- You swear he has some kind of extraterrestrial abilities…
WarfPat:
- Oh dear, let’s hope you’re up for the chaos
- His love language switches like… every time you blink I swear. One day he’s all on you, hugging you, kissing you, etc. and the next, he’s giving you gifts like there’s no tomorrow
- He’s overall a pretty energetic guy, but around you, he simply cannot sit still. He loves being around you!! It makes him really talkative, too, so he ready to hear him infodump about anything
- You are his favorite guest on his talk show, easily. You’re a fan-favorite, he always says
- He’s kind of like a teenager when it comes to some things in the relationship. Like, for example, he is a sucker for matching things. If you made him matching bracelets, he’d love you until the end of eternity (he already does but you know)
DarkPat:
- I know he looks like an asshole, but it’s mostly just for show
- DarkPat is a mix between The Hermit and Mack, really
- He doesn’t like physical touch all that much. Not just in public, either, but all in all. He will hold your hand sometimes, but kisses make him uncomfortable when they’re unprompted, and he isn’t really one for cuddling
- He makes up for the lack of physical touch with gifts. Specifically expensive jewelry. Seeing you wear it makes even him smile, and then he buys you more
- Rich man fr
- He also likes taking you to fancy dinners for dates, which kind of freaks out the people around him, seeing a glitching entity with too much eyeliner, but as long as you’re happy
Here are some doodles of all of the matpat egos, from canonical egos to fanmade ones by me and the lovely @wouldntyou-liketoknow and one doodle of Steph and Matt because they’re my bio parents /J
Matpat is brainwashing me to make more content, the parasites are calling me @crazy-obsessed-enby
I am frothing at the mouth as the brain rot is going insane