WHEN MY ADRENALINE JUNKIE COWORKER GETS REPORT ON HIS TRAINWRECK OF A PATIENT
he’s just like,
Overheard in ICU...
“I don’t want to put a tube down your throat because you tried to die the last time we did that”
Critical care attending telling it like it is
Watching local sports teams win big during night shift
Also might explain why our patients suddenly require more blood pressure meds
Pt was in an MVC...she t-boned a car. Both passengers in other car died instantly. She walked away with a broken calcaneus, a few ribs, and a ulna/radius. Yikes.
Posted in the bathroom at work...
I’ve been meaning to record my everyday life in EMS for some time now, more for me than anyone else.
I’ll be writing tidbits about my personal experiences and reblogging funny/interesting stuff I find…so…yay.
Lame intro, I’m more funny in person I promise