More Things I Have Learned from Diabolik Lovers Games & Drama CDs
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RIFE with misogyny. I hate to break it to y’all but the Sakamakis are not your feminist kings. They’re all also into slut shaming.
Apparently, the boys are used to assassins coming after them??? They say that they’re often targeted by people from the demon world and (if I understood correctly) regular people who don’t like Tougo Sakamaki as a politician, as well as vampire hunters.
Shuu doesn’t like it when you talk to him, but he hates when you give him the silent treatment 🤷♀️ You can’t fucking win
Shuu also CONSTANTLY has a knife on him. In his versus CD with Ayato, he pulls it on the listener to make her scared and says, essentially “You’re scared because, knowing me, I might stab you to death.” Meaning this is not the first time he has used his knife on the listener, and he has gotten overzealous with it before.
In their versus CD, Kanato lashes out at Reiji for not translating a book of dark spells for him by biting the listener in front of him. Kanato demands that he stay back and watch while he drinks you dry, and continues to taunt Reiji. He tells the listener that regardless of how Reiji acts towards you, that he’s ‘horribly fixated’ on you, and that he thinks of you as his. Not only is this shocking to hear, but Kanato continues by saying Reiji’s desire for you is essentially written all over his face.
(In the same CD) Reiji flings Kanato off you, potentially throwing him through the roof (?) and then destroys the stairs to keep Kanato from hogging you anymore. He then tells you that your blood smells nicer than tea.
I know Shuu is portrayed as this very lazy guy, but it seems to me that it’s SUPER easy to make him do thing. (At least, for his brothers to make him do things.) All they have to do is call it a challenge. Shuu becomes cocky and pretends to be annoyed, but I get the feeling that he likes to win and prove he’s the best.
Despite his fear of ghosts, Reiji teases the listener saying that the school library must be haunted because they overhear (what they think) is a woman crying. He really hams it up, mocking the listener for being afraid of monsters even though she lives with vampires, and I’m like … sir … you’re scared of ghosts, too. Shut up.
Kanato mocks Reiji for not understanding technology, calling him an old man and claiming to be far superior with computers because he’s from a younger generation 💀
All of the brothers at some point bite Yui/MC’s feet. I’m convinced they have a fetish.
The familiars are literally everywhere, all the time. You never see them but they’re constantly lurking. I believe some of Laito’s familiars are past brides he has killed. They drive the Sakamakis to school and function as butlers and maids in the manor and the castle.
Reiji can and does say ‘Fuck’ but only when he’s really worked up. As opposed to Shuu, who says ‘Fuck’ whenever, though not nearly as much as Ayato.