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MY BABIGIRL'S BDAY IS TODAY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH EVERYONE SEND LOVE AND HUGS TO HIM NOW

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dazai making up a whole language with fyodor that no one else can understand is amazing but imagine him using codes that, very objectively speaking, you could crack, it's just that no normal person would ever make the insane leaps in logic that it requires. except for someone familiar with dazai's weird thinking patterns, that is.

i just love the idea of dazai's unhinged antics being dialed up to an eleven when he was in the port mafia, and oda being the only one who simply wouldn't bat an eye at it but chuuya was the only one who would actually get it.

like imagine ango at the end of the jailbreak, his boss saying he should allow himself to sigh and lean back and maybe indulge himself, pat him on the shoulder, tell him what he pulled off reading heart rates wasn't easy and he should be proud for being able to keep up with such a plan

but ango i-drank-with-teenage-dazai-and-also-had-the-records-for-every-soukoku-mission sakaguchi can only remember the time dazai was like using greek sign language through his breathing patterns to communicate from a submarine from beneath the pacific ocean or something, and chuuya could not fathom how no one else could understand him.

and that was the day mori signed off on skk being exclusive partners because every subordinate in the room was crying tears of blood by the time chuuya finished explaining which blood pressure level was warning them about a bomb, which blinking sequence was him conveying the vault password and which series of inhales was just him calling mori a bitch.

(ango also pointedly did not want to think about how smug dazai had looked after the mission when mori confirmed skk would only be each others' partners for efficiency and to maintain everyone else's sanity

or about how when he called chuuya to tell him about dazai's prison break scheme he could only get like 3 out of 276 steps into the plan before chuuya rolled his eyes, said "got it" then hung up and pulled the whole thing off without a hitch.)

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HELP ME our followers r ango

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Just in case

if you and lotus are really having a wedding i wanna provide the food (candy) please (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ i swear ill behave myself for once

Yes get us some good sweets!!! We will eat em in the office while signing the divorce papers

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if you and lotus are really having a wedding i wanna provide the food (candy) please (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ i swear ill behave myself for once

Yes get us some good sweets!!! We will eat em in the office while signing the divorce papers

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dazai would 100% do this

HELPPP LITERALLY gotta add this to my doodles list

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HI (i swear im normal) THIS IS YOUR INSTAGRAM RIGHT I WANNA STALK YOU

—ranpo handle user from the other time who sent in the catzai but i deleted that account oops

YEYE!!! Feel free to stalk me there 🤭🤭

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If the love triangle/wedding/divorce? situation is becoming too much you could always blow up a car and disappear for two years before popping up again at a new job in the same city as a way to put off the events. Whoever reunites with you at that time, and reignites your rivalry/partnership will surely be the best marriage prospect.

Oh u r so right for that!! Seems like it would work and won't leave my partner angry

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Take these quick doodles bc i really wanna draw but hit an artblock so

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this whole love triangle situation here is like a deluxe episode of trudne sprawy

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this is not a request for art but rather a request for you to go drink a glass of water and have a great rest of your day. sike get loved idiot

Done, thank u sm 🙏💛 NOW CHALLENGE FOR YOU, DO THE EXACT SAME THING (TAKE CARE OF URSELF)

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omg the live triangle u guys have going is so entertaining 😭

Things always stay fresh….I wonder who’ll finally end up with dazai anon tho👀👀 cause this is just turning into a fight for their hand atp💀

-avalanche anon

Have to admit that i think Dazai anon likes Lotus more than they like me atp, so 😔😔 i will let Lotus have that one

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You're still paying me for the outfits. I'll keep the location reservation out of the bill.

Sure Mika, one day when i have money i will 😔🙏

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im sorry but a "wedding with a divorce taking place" is just so 100% skk 😭

Can't ever beat the allegations 😔😔

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you two haven't even gone through the wedding yet and lotus is already flirting with dazai anon again idk abt you sab but i personally would look into how money and possessions split in a divorce

RIGHT??? (it's totally not like i was flirting with dazai anon first. They were supposed to be my side chick sobs) seems like this is really gonna be a skk themed wedding with a divorce taking place instantly

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Do you think Chuuya's ever lived for himself?

The man is at best passively suicidal and has been a protector since before he was 15, every time we see him doing things it's for someone else, to help someone else. So I'm just wondering if there's a time he can remember where he was living for his own benefit and not someone elses

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All dazai ships are just dazai with some mid

i agree. all dazai ships might just be dazai with some mid but yk which ship isn't?

me and you. we would absolutely solo, don't fucking tell me otherwise