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NCMEKWLKDKANWJJEWJNWEBDK I’m on c.ai talking to Billy from burn and he said I’m the sweetest girl in town (stopppppp your feeding into my delusions) 🎀

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I’m talking to Billy (from Burn 2019) on c.ai and he just said I’m insane in a cute way 🎀

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I would be a kitten or a bunny 👼🏻

my blog is for the girls who just name a bunch of prey animals when asked what animal they would be

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I’d let Josh Hutcherson eat me

Something we don't talk about enough is the fact Josh Hutcherson said he wants to try human flesh.

Like. Oh my god. Why does no one post about this?

I stumbled across this whole thing one night when I was googling "Josh Hutcherson scandals" to see if the man has EVER done a bad thing in his life?? Because oh my god how can one guy be so perfect??

(I'm a firm believer in DON'T IDOLIZE CELEBRITIES because they are also just people but Jhutch... he tests me.)

Anyways literally the ONLY scandal I could find was this. Cannibalistic cravings. And it's so fucking funny watching him defend himself. I can't find when he first said it, apparently it was during a Hunger Games press conference/interview??

Full 1st video | Full 2nd video

PERSONALLY I think you're not a true Josh fan if you wouldn't let him eat you after you die. Reblog if you would also let Josh eat you 🙏

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I feel like a stalker aahh, I have a whole ass notes page of facts about Josh Hutcherson, I even have his shoe size and his parents jobs

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YES.

BRO i need mike to baby sit me as i smoke and when i smoke too much he either comforts me or takes advantage of me <3

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I just shouted WOW

Favorite Peeta moment in catching fire: When he’s a puppy, helps his rival and stays super sexy

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I just remembered something random 😭 When I was like a really young kid (b4 I knew what sex was) I used to think that the weddings that had no kids, instead of kissing their new partner, they fucked them in front of anyone (to be fair i didnt know what sex was) 😭😭😭😭😭

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Does anyone else get these random nights where you feel extra poetic and depressed so you write a deep ass poem in your notes app whilst listening to classical music…or is it just me

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YES.

kinks from the top of my head that mike likes

ok basically anything w him being submissive, he’ll pretend to hate it

all of these go both ways

pegging

nipple sucking and tugging

choking

cig burns

biting

knife play

gun play

cnc (but will say he’s only doing it for you)

obsessive stalkers (both ways, if it’s mutual he’ll devour you in a heavenly way)

over stim

edging

size differences

cross dressing (josh futturman would happily n nervously do it but mike would pretend to hate it but actually loves it)

degradation

NUDES FOR HIM HE LOBES IT HE FEELS LIKE A SPECIAL BOY

kinks ik people will disagree with

underneath here

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sounding…. i’m sorry

piss denial

in O N L Y (emphasis on only) roleplay scenarios, n!crop!nillia

blood play sorry he’ll do anything to make u happy even if that means duckinh u on ur period (he’s happy asf while doing it too)

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XNSNWJKSKEKWOSJBWKWKS MY UNDERRATED FAVVVVVVVV

Josh Hutcherson did not need to serve that much cunt while playing Billy like…?

But he did it anyways

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I’m not a big Melanie Martinez fan but I CAN’T STOP LISTENING TO CRYBABY AND K-12!! THE VIBES SNXNKWKDIXJSNJEJD

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I have the fucking weirdest most diverse music taste, one second I’m listening to some angelic 60’s song, then I’d be listening to a cunty 2000’s song, and then I’ll be listening to every Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey and Olivia Rodrigo song 🎀

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Manifesting a farmers daughter spring and a vintage americana summer ✨🍒🎀

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UGGGGGGGH I’m rereading the hunger games books (im on cf) and fucking Gale is SOO annoying 😭😭

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If I could describe Mike Schmidt in three words it would be; sleepy, grumpy and ADORABLE

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This image represents how I feel about all of Josh Hutchersons characters