Formerly Rubberduckyimtheone & boyfriend of Maxypantsyo 👬My name is Michael,nickname is Ducky and I'm Gay, Bitter, and am a Licensed Cosmetologist ✂️💈💇🏼Obsessed with all things Britney Spears, Beyoncé, and cats ��. Located in New York, Boston born and raised, educated in Maine.
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my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater
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Someone: why do u always say u feel sick
Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I’m gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville
Me: haha
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Water, Earth, Fire, Air
watercolor, papercut
EDIT: Sword, Fans, Knives, Chi
EDIT: artwork re-photographed and updated 07-13-16
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Do you have explosive shits that leave you debilitated for 15 minutes until round 2 empties you out for good or are you normal?
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The only fool I see is YOU. The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
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What just happened on CNN? Im at work and so wasn’t somewhere I could watch
Sure I’ll sum up.
So there was a very good peaceful protest by.... Lafayette Park? Right outside the White House. They were chanting, they had multiple reporters in the crowd, it was fucking CHILL, people were waiting for Trump to do a speech in the Rose Garden.
Then, out of nowhere, truly NOWHERE, the cops closed in from three directions and threw gas into the crowd. They used rubber bullets on the crowd IMMEDIATELY. One dude told the reporter “They don’t care about new, move.” They drove out the totally fucking peaceful, pre-curfew protestors.
They moved them all out, and Trump started speaking, and you could hear the fucking gas going off over his speech. CNN fucking did a splitscreen to show the peopple being shoved back as the motherfucker stood up there and said he would protect our rights and would mobilize the military against people.
Then back to the reporters, and everyone was forced further and further away. One woman on a bike told the reporter “They are getting the water cannons ready, you wanna move.”
TURNS OUT.
ALL OF THIS.
WAS BECAUSE TRUMP WANTED A PHOTO OP AT THE CHURCH ACROSS THE STREET. HE WANTED THEM OUT OF THE WAY SO HE COULD STAND WITH A BIBLE IN FRONT OF A CHURCH.
Even CNN is calling him a dictator, at 7PM.
Then the Illinois governor came out and called him a racist, xenophobic, misogynistic failure.
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Aang: i don’t know what to do, i can’t bring myself to kill the guy who wants to commit mass genocide
Roku: yeah i wussed out on killing a fire lord too and that got us a hundred years of war so you should probably kill him my dude
Kiyoshi: sis… kill him.
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David Corenswet in HOLLYWOOD 1.01 “Hooray for Hollywood″
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