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hello hello!

i just thought i’d come on and post a little update since i’ve been gone for like two months…

i’m alive! i just wanna say that none of my fics are abandoned (and i have no plans to abandon them either!), i’ve just been incredibly busy lately.

i’ve been working 20-30 hour weeks on top of being a full time uni student, and having some health issues recently too (nothing life threatening, just inconvenient!), which has taken almost all of my free time away.

i promise i won’t be gone for much longer, and thank you guys for sticking around 🩷

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Me: Yay! It's Christmas! Time to finish editing and upload the next chapter of my fic!

The despicable note I left for myself halfway through my draft:

Me: sighhhhhhh alright not time to upload

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Hearts In Bloom.

I’ve finally gotten around to editing/publishing the first chapter of my new fic! If you like saiouma, childhood friends, coming of age, slow burn, religious guilt…

This one’s for you!

Pairing: Shuichi Saihara x Kokichi Ouma

Rating: Explicit

Word count: 906

Summary: “Kokichi Ouma and Shuichi Saihara's lives were intertwined from birth.

It was entirely unimaginable for one to exist without the other. They'd always been together, essentially inseparable throughout their entire childhood.

When they are forcibly separated through no fault of their own, will they crash and burn; never to see each other again?

Or will their worlds collide once more, their unbreakable bond stronger than any other force in this world?”

You can check it out here:

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nevermind. dasher cancelled. life ruined.

Not only did my latest ao3 chapter apparently not upload (i have no fucking clue if it did or not. The entire work is still in my drafts) but MCDONALDS WONT CONFIRM MY DOORDASH ORDER. like bro I DO NAWT CARE if it is 2:47am give me my food!!! take yo shit offline it you aren’t doing shit rn! I WANT A FUCKING HAWAIIAN BURGER AND JALAPEÑO POPPERS. this isn’t FUNNY im drunk and have no food in my goddamn house!!

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THEY PICKED UP MY ORDER CHAT ALL I HAD TO DO WAS BITCH ON TUMBLR

Not only did my latest ao3 chapter apparently not upload (i have no fucking clue if it did or not. The entire work is still in my drafts) but MCDONALDS WONT CONFIRM MY DOORDASH ORDER. like bro I DO NAWT CARE if it is 2:47am give me my food!!! take yo shit offline it you aren’t doing shit rn! I WANT A FUCKING HAWAIIAN BURGER AND JALAPEÑO POPPERS. this isn’t FUNNY im drunk and have no food in my goddamn house!!

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Not only did my latest ao3 chapter apparently not upload (i have no fucking clue if it did or not. The entire work is still in my drafts) but MCDONALDS WONT CONFIRM MY DOORDASH ORDER. like bro I DO NAWT CARE if it is 2:47am give me my food!!! take yo shit offline it you aren’t doing shit rn! I WANT A FUCKING HAWAIIAN BURGER AND JALAPEÑO POPPERS. this isn’t FUNNY im drunk and have no food in my goddamn house!!

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HEEHEEEEHEHEEEHEEEE he replied chat. im in the process of making plans… 🤭

Me: I should really take some time to process and heal from the breakup I just went through.

My feral brain: nah y’know what you should do? Text your other ex.

Me: brilliant idea. I’ll do that.

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Me: I should really take some time to process and heal from the breakup I just went through.

My feral brain: nah y’know what you should do? Text your other ex.

Me: brilliant idea. I’ll do that.

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Loser, Baby.

Hi hi! I’ve uploaded a new fic!

Pairing: Kokichi x Kaito

Rating: Explicit

Word count: 2045

Summary:

‘“…Fine. I’ll do whatever it takes to end this killing game,” Kokichi spits, eyeing off Monokuma; his face contorted with disgust.

“Ahaha, I knew you’d do it! Well, I’ll leave you to it! Fuck him like your life depends on it, Kaito! Cause it does! Ahahaha!”

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Monokuma gives Kaito and Kokichi one final shot at survival in the Exisal hangar.’

You can check it out here!

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I love going through my notes and finding fic ideas that I’ve clearly written down while drunk/sleep deprived. Cause what the hell is this? (mild nsfw text under the cut :3)

Anyways this is what I’m gonna be working on for the next few hours :3

(also disclaimer I haven’t actually seen hazbin, I just think loser baby is a banger)

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I want everyone to know that this is me every time someone drops a comment on something I've written:

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Fic writing got me googling dumb shit again. “Did mobile phones exist in 2000?” yes girl, they did. Go to sleep, it’s 3:45am.

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Currently sitting outside on my balcony, writing a plan for a saiouma longfic… I have so many thoughts and I must make them coherent…

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approximately one drink away from writing irumatsu smut in the club i stg

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I knoowwww it’s November 2nd… but I’m about to go to a Halloween party.

If your costume didn’t have your tits out and COVERED in glitter, you did it wrong /j

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The final kinktober chapter is out! Thank you all for supporting me through this, I hope you’ve enjoyed reading as much as I’ve enjoyed writing!

Fair warning for this chapter though, it *is* watersports :3

You can find it here:

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my bf trying to get freaky: PLEASEEEEEEEE

me: no. danganronpa caramelldansen mmd :)

my bf, who is only on ch3 of thh: why are there two junkos

me: caramelldansen :)