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Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

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I was thinking... no order 66, everybody is happy, padmé and anakin have their twins au.

I like the happy familu aus out there. They are cute and i need my dopamine.

But i also agree with that one post somewhere on tumblr, that it's honestly not realistic. If we have no jedi genocid, palps and his pals were stopped, war ended au, anakin did not fell au... Well, anakin would still be obsessed over his wife and would hate all the time she gives attention to anybody else. Including his kids. He would not abuse them, but he would not be happy about their existence. There would be some... proprietary behaviour. Because twins are his kids and no body else's. For sure some controlling issues.

That there's padmé. Who since age of baby was in politics and was the politician. Who would not drop her career for anything, including high risk pregnancy (which considering she had no ob-gyn would be even without twins and choking). She would have no idea what is normal childhood. And she would not stop working, being a senator, one of the leaders.

So. If there would be no jedi genocide, palps and his pals stopped, end of war, no fall to the dark side... it would be without happy skywalker-naberrie family. It would be workaholic negligent mother, jealous obsessive father, and twins raised by droids and nannies.

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I want somebody to publish The Jedi Code For Dummies, and it's all just four lines:

- do no harm

- take no shit

- the force is your friend

- don't do drugs the dark side, kids

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Dracula and Jonathan’s Tango - from The Polish National Opera production of ‘Dracula’.

With Choreography by Krzysztof Pastor and Music by Wojciech Kilar.

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Drazí followři, které nemám.

Lego má stránky zvané lego ideas, kde lidi z davu můžou dávat svoje nápady na lego a pokud nápad dostane 10 000 hlasů, tak to lego zkusí předělat na skutečné lego.

A tohle je super úžasný lego, kterému dochází čas!

https://ideas.lego.com/projects/f2690384-a591-455d-8276-687dee6b9eaa

Bud Spencer a Terrence Hill a Jestli se rozlobíme, budeme zlý lego!

Jestli můžete, běžte hlasovat, pěkně prosím. Nápad není můj, ale mám několik členů rodiny, co by pro to lego trhalo ruce.

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It's very endearing to me how many people are willing to keep an eye on a video feed so they can push a button and let a fish in the Netherlands get to the other side of a dam.

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i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.

there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.

anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.

A Better World - create an alternate history timeline

Alter Ego - abandonware birth-to-death life simulator game

Seedship - text-based game about colonizing a new planet

Sandboxels or ThisIsSand - free-falling sand physics games

Little Alchemy 2 - combine various elements to make new ones

Infinite Craft - kind of the same as Little Alchemy

ZenGM - simulate sports

Tamajoji - browser-based tamagotchi

IFDB - interactive fiction database (text adventure games)

Written Realms - more text adventure games with a user interface

The Cafe & Diner - mystery game

The New Campaign Trail - US presidential campaign game

Money Simulator - simulate financial decisions

Genesis - text-based adventure/fantasy game

Level 13 - text-based science fiction adventure game

Miniconomy - player driven economy game

Checkbox Olympics - games involving clicking checkboxes

BrantSteele.net - game show and Hunger Games simulators

Murder Games - fight to the death simulator by Orteil

Cookie Clicker - different but felt weird not including it. by Orteil.

if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.

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STAR WARS The 212th Fan Film

Aaahhhhhhh this is Insane Impressive Awesome! Take a look, like it, share it 🔥🔥🔥

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Because i made it post war au, it means that clones and clone commanders are running around...

So while jedi masters were too busy tackling down the plo before he reaches the crèche, our dear commanders were with collaboration with half dozen of their favourite crèchelings (and probably with help of like half of the men who decided to stay with their old generals) preparing presentations, why their generals should take said half dozen as their padawans and how it all is possible due careful planing and diligent work of their husbands/bffs/commanders. And some assistance from other men as enrichment for both men and padawans.

In AU, where jedi started few reforms, mainly lead by post war reasons like too many kids, not enough adults, this idea happened...

After long long looooooooooong debates jedi high council with collaboration with other councils decided, that jedi master (already a master, not knights) can have more than one padawan at the same time...

Councilor A: you put there upper limit for having padawans, right?

Councilor B: why would i put upper limit, everybody know you can have one or two padawans only???

Councilor A, horrified: oh no

Councilor B: why are you-

Councilor A: where is Plo?!

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In AU, where jedi started few reforms, mainly lead by post war reasons like too many kids, not enough adults, this idea happened...

After long long looooooooooong debates jedi high council with collaboration with other councils decided, that jedi master (already a master, not knights) can have more than one padawan at the same time...

Councilor A: you put there upper limit for having padawans, right?

Councilor B: why would i put upper limit, everybody know you can have one or two padawans only???

Councilor A, horrified: oh no

Councilor B: why are you-

Councilor A: where is Plo?!

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Kostkáčovo auto

Nissan Harlecube, 2009. A special edition of the third edition Cube

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Technically true.

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we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

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As per mandocreator and their mando'a dictionary...

BIR means pocket.

DURIK means vermin, small undesirable animal. Many mando'a words staring with DU have bad vibe, therefore, with power given to me by me and the late hour, I decided that RIK is the part meaning a small animal.

Therefore!!!

BIRIK - noun - [BEE-reek] - plu. birike

English: pokémon

Also, pokemon trainer would be KAROYA

Because it's mandos we are talking about, so no trainers, only hunters.