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God please go watch Jet Lag the game on youtube it’s such a fun and well produced series and it’s completely free. The fact that something like that exists without a paywall in this day and edge is astonishing to me.

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they’re not kids anymore :’)

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My favorite thing about jet lag is that almost every single season without fail Sam thinks up this super strategic and elaborate plan to win which can't fail EXCEPT if Ben and Adam do one specific thing. And then it immediately cuts to Ben and Adam doing that specific thing it's so fucking funny

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imagine you went to go running in the morning, and there's these two guys at your usual track. one is clearly recording the other, who is wolfing down donuts before sprinting around the track over and over even after he threw up. finally, he collapses on the ground. his friend, without any context, says "Are you ready to go to Italy?"

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YALL THEY’RE ADVANCING

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How's everybody doing without ao3? I don't know how to operate fanfiction.net, so it's back to physical books for me.

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THE GHOST APPROVES

from this fic by @adrianainthesnow

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hey girl, um, we were playing d&d with your boyfriend and um. yeah she has new pronouns now. yeah no she’s doing great, yeah, yeah no she made a girl character as a joke and well the rest is history. or herstory, heh. anyway yeah uh guess she’s your girlfriend now

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So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

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Shrimp week!

Starting on March 19, it's Monterey Bay Aquarium's Shrimp Week! They have this awesome quiz for you to find out what shrimp type you are. https://www.montereybayaquarium.org/stories/shrimp-personality-quiz

(Disclaimer: I am not associated with Monterey Bay Aquarium, I'm just a lad that likes shrimp :D)

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Mantis shrimp are cool.

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[ID: seven infographics, detailed below]

[ID: Infographic titled Mcytblr Sexyman Tournament, Preliminary Results, with the stats Total Nominations: ~16,000, Total Unique Nominations: ~780, Total Unique Nominations with 100+ votes: 35, Total Unique Nominations with 50+ votes: 56, Total Unique Nominations with a single vote: 437, 75+ Servers.]

[ID: An infographic about the mcytblr sexyman bracket, titled Round One at a Glance: total votes cast: 255,131. Average votes per Match: 3,986. Most voted match: CPK vs Dream, with 11,605 votes. Closest Race, ClownPierce vs Tubbo, 50/50. Biggest Sweep: LD Shadowlady, 91 - 9. The contestants are listed in order of votes recieved. They go: CPK, LD Shadowlady, Zedaph, Miss Trixtin, Niki Nihachu, fWhip, F1nn5ter, Eddie the Rabbit, ConnorEatsPants, GeminiTay, Awesamdude, Iskall85, Charlie Slimecicle, VintageBeef, Grumbot, Xornoth, FoolishGamers, Sneegsnag, OwengeJuiceTV, Clownpierce, Tubbo, Hbomb94, TinFoilChef, Skizzleman, ZloyXP, Illumina, Shubble, Herobrine, RTGame, JoJoSolos, Punz, PeteZahHutt, CaptainPuffy, Evil X, Stressmonster, BadBoyHalo, Dream, Joey Graceffa, Welsknight, Sapnap, Fundy, Katherine Elizabeth, XBcrafted, Bekyamon, Papa Caspicito, Helsknight, VikingPilot, ItzSubz_, Branzycraft, Hypnotizd, Karl Jacobs, Stampy*, BigBSt4tz, Fruitberries, SaintStarling, Reddoons, Jack Manifold, Laurance Zvahl, Rythian, Legundo, HitTheTarget, Reignex, Xephos, Ashswag.]

[ID: infographic titled Round Two At A Glance. Average Votes Per Match: 5,991. Total Votes Cast: 383,455. Most Voted Match: Schlatt v Zedaph: 16,548 votes. Closest Race: Martyn InTheLittleWood v Charlie Slimecicle, 49 - 51, and Schlatt v Zedaph, 51 - 49. Bigest Sweep: ZombieCleo, 90 - 10. Most Total Votes: rounds 1 & 2, Zedpah, ~14,800 votes. All vote totals are listed in order from greatest to least, which is: Technoblade, GoodTimesWithScar, ZombieCleo, Joe Hills, BDoubleO100, PearlescentMoon, MumboJumbo, ScottSMajor, Ethoslab, CaptainSparklez, Docm77, Renthedog, Jschlatt, Oli Orionsound, Joel SmallishBeans, Zedaph, Grian, MythicalSausage, Quackity, WilburSoot, Philza, Charlie Slimecicle, Pixlriffs, LDShadowLady, Eret, Martyn InTheLittleWood, TangoTek, FalseSymmetry, Xisuma, Iskall85, AimseyTV, Ranboo, Keralis, Jimmy Solidarity, ImpulseSV, Xornoth, Cubfan135, GeminiTay, fWhip, Sneegsnag, FoolishGamers, Clownpierce, Niki Nihachu, ConnorEatsPants, TinFoilChef, Hbomb94, Shubble, OwengeJuiceTV, RTGame, SeaPeeKay, Katherine Elizabeth, F1nn5ter, MissTrixtin, Grumbot, JoJoSolos, Illumina, VintageBeef, Awesamdude, Eddie the Rabbit, PeteZahHutt, Skizzleman, VikingPilot, ItzSubz_, ZloyXP]

[ID: infographic titled Round Three At A Glance. Total Votes Cast: 259,428. Average Votes Per MCYT: 8,107. Most Voted Match: Mythical Sausage v Quackity: 21,018 votes. Closest Race: Pixlriffs v Charlie Slimecicle, 49 - 51, and BdoubleO100 v LDShadowlady, 51 - 49. Bigest Sweep: MumboJumbo, 78 - 22. Most Total Votes: rounds 1 - 3, GoodTimesWithScar, ~24,100 votes. MCYTers are listed in order of votes received. In order, they are: GoodTimesWithScar, Technoblade, MumboJumbo, Quackity, Ethoslab, Grian, ZombieCleo, MythicalSausage, PearlescentMoon, WilburSoot, Charlie Slimecicle, ScottSMajor, Pixlriffs, Joel SmallishBeans, Joe Hills, Renthedog, Jimmy Solidarity, Docm77, TangoTek, BDoubleO100, Ranboo, LDShadowLady, Philza, Oli Orionsound, FalseSymmetry, Eret, Xisuma, Jschlatt, AimseyTV, CaptainSparklez, Keralis, ImpulseSV.]

[ID: infographic titled Round Four At A Glance. Total Votes Cast: 203,383. Average Votes Per MCYT: 12,711. Average Votes Per Poll: 25,423. Most Voted Match: GoodTimesWithScar v Technoblade: 46.459 votes. Closest Race: Joe HIlls v WilburSoot, 50 - 50, Grian v Quackity, 50 - 50, and GoodTimesWithScar v Technoblade, 51 - 49. Bigest Sweep: MumboJumbo, 63 - 37. Most Total Votes: rounds 1 - 4, GoodTimesWithScar, ~47,800 votes. MCYTers are listed in order of votes received. In order, they are: GoodTimesWithScar, Technoblade, Quackity, Grian, Joe Hills, WilburSoot, MumboJumbo, Ethoslab, ZombieCleo, BDoubleO100, Docm77, Joel SmallishBeans, Renthedog, PearlescentMoon, Charlie Slimecicle, ScottSMajor.]

[ID: infographic titled Round Five At A Glance. Total Votes Cast: 131,996. Average Votes Per MCYT: 16,495. Average Votes Per Poll: 32,992. Most Voted Match: Joe Hills v Quackity: 61,775 votes. Closest Race: Ethoslab v MumboJumbo, 51 - 49, Joe Hills v Quackity, 50 - 50. Bigest Sweep: GoodTimesWithScar, 80 - 20. Most Total Votes: rounds 1 - 5, Quackity, ~65,200 votes. MCYTers are listed in order of votes received. In order, they are: Joe Hills, Quackity, GoodTimesWithScar, ZombieCleo, Ethoslab, MumboJumbo, BdoubleO100, Docm77]

[ID: infographic titled Round Six At A Glance. Total Votes Cast: 46,057. Average Votes Per MCYT: 11,514. Average Votes Per Poll: 23,027. Most Voted Match: Joe Hills v ZombieCleo: 24,964 votes. Closest Race: ZombieCleo v Joe Hills, 48 - 52. Bigest Sweep: GoodTimesWithScar, 61 - 39. Most Total Votes: rounds 1 - 6, GoodTimesWithScar, ~78,000 votes. MCYTers are listed in order of votes received. In order, they are: Joe Hills, GoodTimesWithScar, ZombieCleo, Ethoslab]

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I've been wondering what color I should redye my hair...

I'm so sorry (only a little) for the fact that apparently there's now nearly a hundred people dyeing their hair green because of the sexymen tournament. In my defense: I had no idea that was gonna happen

sorry. nearly a hundred???

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Nothing has taught me that my vote matters more than the mcyt sexyman polls.

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Screenshots of when Scar just overtook joe :)