#mcyt sexyman

[shepscapades]

However smug Scott may be for bribing tumblr with flower husbands crumbs, we all know who the real winners today were <3

[moon1ee]

LET HIM HAVE THIS WIN #JIMMYSWEEP

[crabbbage]

#scarsweep

[pixiemage]

My favorite thing about the MCYT Sexyman poll is that it has 100% breached containment on a multitude of levels. ZombieCleo knows, which means Joe Hills is vouching for his own sexyman-ness, and because Cleo posted about it on Twitter, MythicalSausage is proclaiming himself as the sexyman-est of the lot. It's being discussed on CaptainSparklez' subreddit, it's being talked about in Minecrafter livestreams, even Technoblade's dad is telling fans to go vote for Techno. And above all, almost everyone agrees that GoodTimesWithScar is gonna win by default with very little competition.

This thing has bypassed the walls of Tumblr completely to the point where the creators themselves are campaigning for their own MCYT personas to win, and I've never been prouder to be part of something so silly and joyous.

May the best MCYT Sexyman™ win!

[madkatiscool]

Highlights from the entire MCYT Sexyman Tournament

Before the Tournament Began (Nomination Phase):

-Goodtimeswithscar getting over 2000 nominations for the poll

-Two people's minecraft ocs were nominated, and one of those ocs actually got into the competition

-The runners of the poll telling people not to tell the CCs about this, only for every CC to find out about this poll and start rallying their fans to vote for them

-Joe Hills got very jealous that Scar had more votes than him to the point where he literally used Tumblr Blaze to promote himself, and posted a video of him swimming in a pool on his blog

-Technodad also encouraging people to vote for his son after finding out about the polls

The Main Tournament:

-Dream getting absolutely decked by Seepeekay (deserved)

-Clownpierce and Tubbo's poll ending in 50% by 50% where the people running the poll had to go into the polls literal code to find out that Clownpierce won by only 18 votes

-Clownpierce getting beaten out by Aimsey in Round 2 immediately afterwards

-Quackity and Schlatt losing their polls at first, only for people to churn out propaganda, and getting them the wins by very close calls

-The Dominion SMP fandom made alliances with other fandoms (the Lifesteal fandom being one of them) to try and get Vikingpilot more votes

-JimmySolidarity looking at the polls and seeing that someone called him a "wet paper bag of a man"

-Martyn voting for his friends in the polls

-One Tumblr blog made a straight up news channel for the polls

-Someone else also made an easier way to read votes on polls

-Another person converted the voting data into line graphs

-Scott calling Jimmy a queerbaiter when their characters went up against each other

-The Scar vs Techno fight, the Wilbur vs Joe fight, and the Grian vs Quackity fight, all happening in the same round

-Huge amounts of voter fraud

-Grian winning his fight with Quackity, only for Quackblr to change the tides in the last few minutes (perhaps one of the craziest fights I have ever seen)

-The poll made it onto Tumblr trending

-Quackblr made an alliance with the Ethogirls, which eventually led to fanart of Quackity and Etho together, along with a few "infamous" edited photos (you know what I'm talking about)

-The voter fraud in the poll eventually lead to the possibility of Tumblr actually dealing with the pornbot situation

-The whole entire event had powerpoint presentations for peoples favorite blorbos, propaganda, fanart, alliances, even a few written oneshots

-Literally just every poll with Quackity

-Other people made polls inspired by this one (@mcytblrcringefail as one example)

-The fact that the poll literally revived the entire fandom

-The poll became canon in Jimmy’s 30 day Minecraft Hardcore server

-And most importantly, Joe Hills, the one MCYT who did the most campaigning, won the polls against Scar

Thank you @mcytblrsexymen. You have done an amazing job.

[girltimeswithscar]

beetlejhost IS a sexyman. and because he possesses joe hills , by transitive property, joe hills is a sexyman. vote joe hills

[maahes0]

A quick primer on Joe Hills for those that do not know him. In addition to the weird crazy stuff, Joe Hills is one of the best human beings in the world.

Joe - Defender of the Gays - Hills shot Scot Smajor without hesitation on stream when Smajor said "I hate the gays" He didn't realize Smajor was joking and was ready to throw down instantly.

Joe moderates his own chats except for events because he believes that if he is making money on the stream, chat moderation should be paid a a living wage. He pays his chat/discord mods a living wage for the hours they put in.

Joe has on several occasions gone off on a major rant on stream decrying hateful groups after banning a person from his chat. He isn't shy about defending people.

Joe's hired specialists to come talk to him and his discord mods on ways to make sure his community is inclusive and accessible to as many people as possible.

A major reason Joe doesn't have merch yet is because he hasn't been able to get things set up with a local shop where he can inspect the product and working conditions, and make sure everything is acceptable to his high standards. He doesn't want to get cheap product from somewhere in Asia forcing people to work in terrible conditions.

[cerealdog]

The sexiest of them all

Came out of my grave just for this

[theminecraftbee]

some more joe hills propaganda, and reasons to vote joe hills: have you seen the pinball machine pixel art?

[image ID: joe's pinball machine. the side with completed pixel art is shown; the art is made out of minecraft blocks, and shows a section of the jwst's deep field image. /end ID]

this is deep field! it's his pinball machine project! and that art? it's all hand-placed, in minecraft, by eye. he did it all live on stream by referencing a very zoomed-in version of the deep field photograph and deciding, by eye, what block he thought corresponded to the color. the galaxies and stars even glow, as he's been using froglights and sea lanterns for their center. he did it all live. it's one side of the machine; he's going to do another side, as well, and even put to-scale pinball parts inside. but this art is so, so genuinely impressive, and needs to be shared with everyone.

the video where he does this only has 15k views, incidentally. more people should go watch it! the timelapse of this is the last part of the video, but it's also a good video for vibes with joe hills. he even improved his recording setup so he could record it in 4k to do the best justice to the art for everyone to see!

anyway, i just think more people should see this project, because the project is sick and the art is so, so, SO impressive.

vote joe hills!

[summertideempire]

Round 6:

[moon1ee]

for the flower husband battle for tumblr sexyman, please remember that this is tumblr sexymen, not traditionally sexy people. scott's characters are all highly intelligent, highly skilled, main-character ass gays. meanwhile, jimmy solidarity is the most pathetic man alive (/affectionate) and does not know how to play minecraft despite playing for over ten years, he's bullied by his friends, and is both woobified and badassified by the fandom. i've seen the sheriff fanart. y'all are not subtle.

[bugflies00]

VOTE FOR WILBUR SOOT FOR MCYTBLR SEXYMAN OF 2023 TODAY !!!

[phosporo]

vote etho . vote cleo . vote now

[in-study-hell]

Help

[red-space-ace]

i emerge from my slumber to present some memes for your dining pleasure

[moodie-mincrawave]

Maybe the real JoeHills is the difference we made along the way