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THIS WAS AN ACTUAL POST BY THE POKEMON COMPANY. 

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My Baldur's Gate 3 headcanons are that Lae'zel and Karlach are both fightsexual, but not with each other, and that Lae'zel and Shadowheart hate-f*ck

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There needs to be a version of Yelp where employees can leave reviews about customers they deal with.

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I'm sorry, did you mean....

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We don’t talk enough about the two identical old women who just hang around Azula saying ominous shit in unison. What’s their deal. Is there a comic about them. Are they paid for their services

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The funniest thing about this episode is that they spend all this time trying to prove Kyoshi didn't kill someone. Then she shows up and she's like "Yeah, no. I killed him. He died like a bitch"

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Justice for Andrew!

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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More fascists for the MEAT GRINDER!!!!

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I died at Jowling Kowling Rowling

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dark science beyond belief

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Perry the Platypus is Doofenshmirtz's emotional support nemesis

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Reposting because this will never not be funny to me

Velma was willing to kill a man with a book over a font choice

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Old Testament God was kind of a dick

Hey, Job, buddy. I'm gonna give you some boils all over your body. Cool? Cool. You're still gonna be faithful to me right? Great, thaaaanks~ Heyyyyy, Abraham? Listen, I'm gonna need you to kill your son for me. Cool? Cool. and then later he was like It was just a prank, bro. Here, kill this sheep instead Listen, Moses. I know my people have been suffering in Egypt for a long while now. I got a plan for how to end their suffering.... MORE SUFFERING

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English: OwO what's this? German: OvO Vat's zis?

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"Honey, you can't dilute a war crime"

My favorite Dylan quote

How I see it.

[Dylan’s not evil, but the things he makes usually are.]

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There is a foul voice on the air!

Never Before Seen Mountain Top Tornado 🤔