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Gay Pride month is over, so gay people are mad. Now it's Gay Wrath month. And then it doesn't end in August, so it's Gay Greed month. By September, everyone is exhausted, so it's Gay Sloth month. Of course, October is Gay Gluttony month for obvious reasons. No Nut November makes us jealous of the horny people, so it's Gay Envy month. Making December into Gay Lust month to make up for it all

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*taps microphone*

ahem...

"We Don't Talk About Bruno" has the correct BPM to perform CPR. Thank you for your time.

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hmmm

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I was in an accident tonight. I'm not hurt, just scared as hell.

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See, I have to disagree wholeheartedly on this. Time travel sex would be closer to gay sex than clone sex. Clones are the exact genetic makeup, where your past self is NOT exactly the same. It's the exact cell structure, but younger. A clone is born the same age as you, because it's made from cells of that age.

Edit: Just remembered, it's not technically homosexual, it's selfcest.

Is fucking your clone masturbation, yes or no?

No. This is an easily solvable question that people pose all the time.

Clone or not, it’s still a completely separate entity from you. It may have your entire exact genetic make up, but will still formulate its own thoughts and decisions. It is another person, therefore its not masturbation. Just gay sex.

Now if it’s you from the future, that is masturbation, as that is literally you from a different time period having sex with yourself.

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I couldn’t help myself! XP

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me when a girl refers to her “partner”: 👀 me when i find out she was talking about her boyfriend with a beard: 😴

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I made some new Girl Scout cookie flavors. See a couple more on Facebook.

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When and where can I get this? It sounds like a masterpiece.

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YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS

I FOUND MY PATRONUS ANIMAL! MEET…. THE SHAME-FACED CRAB: 

JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE: 

IT IS CLEARLY NERVOUS AROUND EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING AND WAITING FOR SOMETHING BAD TO HAPPEN

LOOK AT THEM AWKWARDLY SCUTTLING OUT OF A SOCIAL SITUATION: 

LOOK AT THEM HARRUMPHING AT BEING TOLD ATTENDANCE AT A GATHERING IS MANDATORY:

LOOK AT THEM BURROW AWAY FROM THEIR PROBLEMS, PRETENDING THEY DON’T EXIST: 

I LOVE YOU, CRAB OF SHAME!

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Die for you? I'd end it all for a Klondike bar.

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#mood

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Since St. Valentine was also the patron saint of the plague, let’s celebrate this year’s Valentine’s Day by VACCINATING YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN

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In the mood to be hugged for an entire day

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IF YOU’RE ACTIVE, REBLOG THIS

I don’t care what you post, I just want to follow new people..

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Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.