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sapphic-danvers · 3 years
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*sirens going off in the distance*
Peter Parker, who has never done anything wrong in his entire life, sitting on the floor, rocking back and forth: They found me.
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sapphic-danvers · 4 years
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Carol: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.
Maria: Are you okay?
Carol: Goose stole my garlic bread.
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sapphic-danvers · 4 years
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Wanda: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Vision: That way is arson and those people are witnesses.
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sapphic-danvers · 4 years
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Valkyrie: I'm having problems with a guy.
Carol: 'His body won't fit in the back of my car' problems or 'I like him' problems.
Valkyrie: I like him.
Carol: Too bad, I could've helped with the other one.
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