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Stephanie has got a gun, tra-la-la-la how fun 🎶

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ME MY AO3 IS JUST THEM MAKING OUT FURIOLY AND MY GOOGLE DOCS IS JUST THEORIES AND BREAKDOWNS OF THE SUBTLE IMPLICATIONS OF EVERY ACTION THEY TAKE

Me: [having an orv-induced existential crisis] Kim Dokja’s relationship with the story of Yoo Joonghyuk is a direct metaphor for how he comes to terms with his trauma. This implies that their companionship is akin to a psychological—

Me two hours later: [writing my latest romcom fic] MAKE THEM KISS.

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new addition to the orv research paper

It seems the go to flirting strategy in ORV is to first provoke your crush into trying to kill you LOL

Also how much do you wanna bet Kim Dokja and Han Sooyoung would absolutely hate themselves if they found out they both share the same flirting technique? Lmao

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:>

Kim Dokja: but babe- Yjh: don't babe me we are NOT going buy another pack of miniature boba charms off a suspicious chinese site

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ficposting again (girldinner for the orv stans)

babe pt 2

tags: orv, han sooyung, kim dokja,

Kim Dokja regretted everything.

Why did he think it was a good idea to start for the airport three hours before the flight? Oh right, he didnt. Yoo Joonghyuk did.

God he loved his wife but he would kill himself for Yoo Joonghyuk's homecooked breakfast right now.

He pulled out his phone to scroll through instagr*m for a while, liking every post about the famous writer Han Sooyung's latest novel. Little did the readers know it was a self insert fanfic she had written of the three of them.

"DOKJA-YAH!!!"

Kim dokja looked up, startled at the mention of his own name, to see a crazy woman with more luggage than the volume of her own being grinning manically at him from a distance, through a crowd of tired and jet lagged arrivals.

His crazy woman with more luggage than the volume of her own being.

Ba-thump.

He stared for a second, processing one of the loves of his life right in front of him, the person he had seen decorated with a skype window, right there in person, no longer pixelated and limited.

She looked shorter.

He ran towards her, his manic smile mirroring hers, untill he skidded to a halt just in time to face her. She was pretty.

She held out a hand to greet him. He pulled her hand forward and wrapped her in a hug.

"I missed you too, you rat bastard," Han Sooyung pressed her head against his shoulder, trying to discreetly hide her eyes tearing up.

"Let's go home Sooyung-ah," Kim Dokja said, his voice slightly cracking. "Yoo Joonghyuk would kill me if he knew I'm keeping you too myself for even a moment longer."

Han Sooyung nodded ferociously against his shirt before letting out a wet laugh, "Get lifting then loverboy, theres enough bags here to go around."

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Hope you enjoyed it!! i have an ao3 where I sometimes post nsfw <3

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ykw fck it ill update it and then pack my bags move to a different country and create a new identity

I WROTE AN ORV FANFIC BUT I CANT UPDATE IT BC IRLS FOUND IT

oh and its joongdok smut btw

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Im just gonna be ficposting here

Babe pt1

tags: yoohankim , modern au, fluff, domestic stuff

"Dokja."

Dokja grunted in his sleep.

"Kim Dokja."

No response.

"Dokja-yah"

Kim Dokja clamped his pillow over his head and turned to face the other side.

Yoo Joonghyuk gently turned him over again, "Han Sooyung came back last night."

Now this got his attention. Dokja released the bent pillow and opened an eye to peer at Yoo Joonghyuk's face leaning over to look at him. Cute. But it was too early for this.

"Oi, I know you're awake now you rat bastard", Joonghyuk poked his face.

Dokja let out a louder groan as he stretched his arms. Why were his quilts and pillows the fluffiest and warmest in the morning? It was light out. Glowy. The room was full of soft mellow sunlight filtered through the sheer curtains that were drawn over the large bay windows.

He yawned and sat up, still contracting and relaxing his muscles and flexing his toes, regaining feeling into his body as he faced the bog man who had climbed onto the bed. A good view to wake up to.

Yoo Joonghyuk's hot pink Kiss The Cook Apron was characteristically spotless, adding some flavour to his bland low strung grey sweats. He looked almost unreadable to an ordinary person, but to Kim Dokja he looked less grumpy today. A good morning was in order. The only thing that could make this better was Han Sooyung. Too bad he had to be the one to bring her over.

"You promised you'd pick her," Yoo Joonghyuk reproached, trying and succeeding in looking stern.

"Fine," Kim Dokja croaked. His voice was hoarse and throaty, which was an extremely attractive quality to Yoo Joonghyuk apparently. However, now was not the time to be sidetracked - he needed to start breakfast for his wife and her husband.

tbc - part two soon <3 theres a plot i swear i just wanted to set an introduction. HSY was on a book tour. She just wrote fanfiction about the three of them in a post apocalyptic world.

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I WROTE AN ORV FANFIC BUT I CANT UPDATE IT BC IRLS FOUND IT

oh and its joongdok smut btw

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OMG THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME THIS YOUR A BLESSING

my orv research paper docuent wip :)

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my orv research paper docuent wip :)

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HELP VOTE FOR NO.2!! ORV FTW

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princess carry, then and now

thanks for a great season haoliners 

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beefleaf power couple doodles

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cry

kim dokja… (based on this post)

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epilogue