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feel like i never see tim and kori interact


Classic bonding with your older brother’s alien girlfriend
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For me the ideal is McDonald's fries w the vanilla milkshake
My girl dinner was french fries dipped in lemon sorbet
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SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
Sqsqsqsquirrels in my pants
saw someone post this lmaooo

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Istg Tim is the only sane one.
HAHHAAHHAHAHA JKJKJK LMAOOOO COULD U IMAGINE none of them are sane. That entire family is filled of all the most batshit crazy people in the dcu.


Tim is barely hanging on guys
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Everything @worstlesbianever said. One of the most amazing people I get to call my friend.
public shoutout to my number one bud @wvnderaliice bc gosh darnit they deserve a little recognition
She’s sososo wonderful and literally the sweetest person to all her friends (including me teehee) 24/7 just doing all the important little things to make everyone feel like they’re recognized and love (more of the same needs to be done to her too!)
puts up with the most bullshit. and I mean complete idiotic sometimes-incredible-purely-out-of-how-much-bullshit-it-is I mean COMICALLY bullshitty bullshit every single day and still. STILL,
still as someone that’s been hearing about this bullshit for years and years she’s still come so far and used all those bullshitters and their bullshit to build herself up into an absolute tank that doesn’t take anything from anyone (I am NOT being dramatic) and is able to balance calling tf out of what people should know is wrong and still showing kindness and remorse when appropriate. the pure level of self control and maturity there is insane dude.
still after struggling for so long she’s found ways to deal with all the bullshit and improve so much and surround herself with all the people who can help her that she possible could find and she still always makes time for others and still is so okay with being vulnerable and sharing her struggles and understanding that she WAS and might still BE going through shit and that’s okay. and that one day she’s gonna crawl out of that shit mangled and bloody and read 10000 books if it’s the last thing she does
still after going through hell and back SHES STILL HERE! SHE MADE IT THIS FUCKING FAR! and I KNOW I know from the bottom of my heart of hearts she’s gonna do something for this fucked up bullshit world and in 10, 20 years I’m gonna be able to brag to everyone I know that I knew her and I loved her and I was mutuals with her on tumblr (not that I don’t brag now lol…)
reblog this if your life has also been drastically improved by alice and you’re proud of her and love her !
reblog this if you’ve ever had the privilege of calling such a wonderful being your friend
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SWEET AND SALTY FOR THE WIN RAHHHHHHH
My girl dinner was french fries dipped in lemon sorbet
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oop. ok get it queen
Watch me wreck myself in real time !!
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because you are loved and you love others. Istg u are loved. by me, by ur other friends, and everyone who's ever had even a taste of ur funny and caring personality. ily and I would be devastated if u were gone. Being alive is lowk the worst fucking thing a lot of the time but being alive means u can give and receive love and that feels fucking fantastic. js remember that please.
Why cant i bring myself to die
How much longer will it take to break down this mental barrier
Why am i frozen in place
Why do i hear my heartbeat when all i want to do is die
Is this some sick joke
A reminder of how very much alive i still am
Why
Why
Why
Why
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but then how will u and i wreck the egos of all the dude-bros in our school?
Watch me wreck myself in real time !!
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pls don't tag me in anything related to anything anymore. feel like everytime u tag me i am insulted. smh.
dj pit kink wants to see u put your hands in the air
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HE'S FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER
did i do it? did i do the meme right?
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i love being a teenage girl and feeling like one.
constantly checking my phone to see if someone texted, putting off cleaning my room, eating chocolate for breakfast, being able to dance and sing, and everything else.
full of fear and anticipation and just waiting for that one person to text back. being so tired and being able to feel tired is one of the most freeing things.
being angry at someone for not asking for my number even tho we talk all the time, being happy someone remembered smth i told them about myself, feeling high off a new song i js found from a random movie track. i feel like im in a movie and like movies suck and like every other girl my age feels like me and everything sucks and everything is fucking awesome and JS TEXT ME BACK ALREADY NICKY I SWEAR TO GOD ASK ME FOR MY ACTUAL NUMBER INSTEAD OF JS CHATTING ME ON SNAP I CAN'T W YOU.
do you wanna be friends or not broooooooooo
but yea. love being a little tiny teenager.
#just a teenage girl#text me back#nicky i swear to god#cartwheels#im legit in a coming of age movie and it's not even a good one#my ego might be a lil big
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marvel fans should, in the nicest way, die in a hole and be reborn into marble fans so that people actually like them

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