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You know how the Robins were trained to be able to fight enemies way bigger than them, since they started really young and also were taught by Batman (a Very Big Guy)?

It just occured to me that the reverse is also true: Batman is very good at fighting very short enemies.

I wonder if it ever came up.

Like if someone was trying to use their smaller size to their advantage and surprise Batman but it's just. Impossible. There is no move his little hypercompetent gremlins didn't already try against him.

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dick: but kicking their ass would be so much easier–

bruce: we've talked about this. jason is looking up to you.

dick: *sigh* born to be a menace, forced to be a good role model.

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just remembered this tiktok

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tim: hey, which do you think? red dress or black dress for tonight?

kon: oh i don't know, you'll look beautiful in whatever you decide

tim: thank you, but im actually having a hard tim deciding and i was hoping you could pick

kon: either way you're gonna be the prettiest one at the gala babe, i love you so much

tim: okay no- i love you too and i know you think im beautiful and this isn't a test. i just, which dress would you perfer to see me in tonight?

kon: i prefer you just the way you are

tim, stepping out of his room: oh my god- HEY JASON! red dress or black dress!?

jason, from otherside of the manor: black. red makes you look like a bitch

tim: thank you!

jason: no problem!

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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -

A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

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i like when you watch a video essay from 5+ years ago and they make a joke/apologize for how long the video is and the runtime is like. 35 minutes. when we now live in an era of 3 hour intricate breakdowns of bad kids shows being everywhere.

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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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Popular Opinion

Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind

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I love thinking about my little husband who isn't and will never be real I love him like no one else can

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I’m going through a really dark time right now so pray for me chat. (I’m reading on Wattpad instead of AO3)

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Also sorry I haven’t been posting, I just haven’t been able to draw bc work and a lack of motivation. But I have been reading a lot of fics and I just recently got Genshin Impact back on my phone again. (I deleted it a few months ago because I wasn’t playing it and it was taking up a lot of space on my phone) Also I finally got my Wanderer and his weapon to level 90! (I spent 3 million mora in less than 5 days on him and faruzan. I used to have 7 million mora and im already down to 4 million. I need to chill out on the mora spending and get back to the story quests bc i only just got to sumeru)

Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk. Also I might be losing my mind over those fics. And now that I’ve leveled up wanderer I don’t know what to do with myself bc i worked so hard to level him up and now leveling other characters up just isn’t the same.

Lmk if you want me to show you my wanderer build! And my teams! I’m building a new team that i think could be pretty strong once I level up the characters.

Chat i am actually diving into the deep end of my bsd obsession again. I spent over a year hyper fixating on spiderman and Danny Phantom (and dp x dc as a consequence). I haven’t been like this about bsd since I first discovered it about 2 years ago. I can’t even watch past season 1 but I have been reading so many fanfics and have seen so many spoilers it’s not funny. (And the two fics I’m praying most for new chapters of aren’t UPLOADING. I’m foaming at the mouth at the thought of them istg.) Istg I’m about to start begging my mom to let me buy bsd, bsd wan, and dead apple on her amazon account because oml I hate that I can’t find it for free any any streaming sites I use. Also Crunchyroll is giving me the bare 🦆ing minimum here and it either won’t load or I can’t see 💩 from how blurry the video is because my internet is actually 🐶💩 at my house.

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Chat i am actually diving into the deep end of my bsd obsession again. I spent over a year hyper fixating on spiderman and Danny Phantom (and dp x dc as a consequence). I haven’t been like this about bsd since I first discovered it about 2 years ago. I can’t even watch past season 1 but I have been reading so many fanfics and have seen so many spoilers it’s not funny. (And the two fics I’m praying most for new chapters of aren’t UPLOADING. I’m foaming at the mouth at the thought of them istg.) Istg I’m about to start begging my mom to let me buy bsd, bsd wan, and dead apple on her amazon account because oml I hate that I can’t find it for free any any streaming sites I use. Also Crunchyroll is giving me the bare 🦆ing minimum here and it either won’t load or I can’t see 💩 from how blurry the video is because my internet is actually 🐶💩 at my house.

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So I just had a photoset from King Tuck cross my dash and it really got me thinking because this actually was a really fuckin’ cool episode like can I just talk about it for a sec

I mean just look at this fucking title card what a BAMF

Tucker is legit the descendent and/or reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit then get out of my face, and let’s think about the world he transports them to, it’s obviously somewhere in the ghost zone, some ancient Egyptian kingdom probably cursed by their Pharaoh to await in limbo for his return (which would make a really interesting back-story hey), even if Tucker transports them back in the end that kingdom is still there somewhere

But what I found really interesting was how even though initially Duul Aman’s personality completely took Tucker over and it took Danny taking the sceptre from him to snap him out of it, at the end of the episode Tucker takes the sceptre back and remains in control

It usually annoys me how in this show when things take over Sam and Tucker it’s always Danny who snaps them out of it, they never get a chance to fight it off themselves (lookin’ at you Urban Jungle), but in this case Tucker did get control, but only after he was made aware that he was being controlled, that makes it a little more interesting, it makes it seem less like something was controlling and more like something was being brought forth within him, it would be more subtle and more natural and Tucker wouldn’t even realise it had happened until the connection was broken and he was snapped back to normal modern day Tucker

Even though this episode hardly gets acknowledged again (if at all) imagine if Tucker started remembering things from his time as a Pharaoh, started doing more research on Duul Aman, figured out more on who he was and what he was like and starts unlocking vague memories of a previous life, because it’s more likely that Tucker IS a reincarnation rather than just a descendent (although he could probably be both) because through this whole episode we don’t see Duul Aman at all, not as a ghost, not even as another voice in Tucker’s head, not as anything but Tucker

Because he ISN’T a separate entity, Duul Aman and Tucker are the same spirit, the sceptre is just used as a link to channel Duul Aman and bring his forgotten personality and memories forth

And maybe when Tucker’s older he actually goes out into the ghost zone and looks for this kingdom because he wants to know more, and he finds them still locked in time, incapable of evolving until the Pharaoh returns to break them out of their curse

The only question now is if Tucker decides to take his throne before or after he dies

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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"Oh you like [x character] a lot!! What's their lore/your favorite thing about them/other questions to ramble about your fav? :)"

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"cringe culture is dead" ok but does that include ppl you find ugly, ppl who are into hobbies or fandoms you find weird, ppl w kinks you find odd, autistic people who dont fit your standards, mentally ill people who dont fit your standards, 12 year olds having fun, 30 year olds having fun, furries, fat ppl who dont fit ur standards, or is it just conventionally attractive alt ppl who fit the beauty standard. answer quick

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whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.