they/thema skeleton here. a supernova there. maybe some autism thrown in for good measure.
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MISS CHEMICAL ROMANCE I SHALL SEE YOU IN JULY
#I GOT TICKETS#TICKETMASTER HAS BEEN VANQUISHED BY MY GAY ASS#HOLY SHIT#mcr#mcr long live the black parade
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the customers at work have no idea i'm practising my foam art by drawing kirby in their lattes
#this is how i progress in this line of work#being a barista is mostly hell but there are perks#so far i've gotten away with drawing the danger days spider and walter white#to the naked eye they are but blobs of milk foam#but to me it is the fruits of my labor#this is how i cope with being put on opening shift all week#barista
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the muppet joker hasn't posted in 21 days guys i'm worried about him
#like is surely a croaker such as himself can break free from super mega turbo muppet hell#surely#but oh god what if strange condemned him to a pocket dimension within super mega turbo muppet hell#this post comes to you sponsored by me watching strange's new dash con 2 vlog on 2 hours of sleep#muppet joker#strange aeons#dash con 2
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"How do you kill a snake? You cut off its head. But the thing is, the snake has backup snakes. The snake has a right hand snake, who in turn has a right-right hand snake. And all the snakes have guns and it’s Texas." - @saturn-garden
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miss chemical romance what is going on in your twisted mind what do you MEAN
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me today: hmm feels like i'm forgetting something
me 10 minutes ago: OH SHIT DASH CON STRANGE AEONS AND MUPPET JOKER DUEL
#how could i forgot smh#dashcon 2#strange aeons#muppet joker#dashcon 2 duel#none of these words are in the bible dear christ
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Happy Dashcon 2 Eve, you can only reblog this today!
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"Careless Whisper, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing!" - @linnytheseagull this afternoon
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situationship so messy it's making global headlines
#elon and trump are have the sloppiest divorce for all to see#the cybertruck combusting outside trump tower? the prochecy#this is such a beautiful day#elon and trump breakup#elon musk#fuck musk#fuck trump#elon x trump#thats a tag i never thought i'd use yet here we are in the year of our lord 2025
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Happy Pride Month
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"Hey Doctor whats up it's me, Jonathan Groff, coming to you from super mega turbo hell, remember to be gay k bye" AND WE JUST WENT ON WITH THE EPISODE???
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The hangout has turned into a Sistine Chapel Chimney watch party
#none of us are christian#none of us are catholic#where is that smoke#where is it#probably going to rewatch conclave after the smoke
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"Them kids and their damn phones" - Heinrich Unheimlich probably
#he amuses me this german eldritch horror#also dane stop being mean to him he bought y'all a chair#tma podcast#the magnus protocol#the magnus archives#tma#tmp
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imagine sisyphus (me) rolling the boulder (walking home in 28ºC heat for 5 minutes) up the hill (a mildly steep road)
#point and laugh at the brits who melt when the sun decides to chill#jfc its boiling#like its may 1 its never this hot#heatwave#uk heatwave#sisyphus
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sam and alice being "in another life" is actually devastating
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19 now hurrah
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