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being a TLOU fan who isn't absurdly precious over exact replication and who really enjoys the little changes in the TV show is great

like what do you mean I get to see Dina and Ellie fall for each other AGAIN in NEW EXCITING WAYS holy fuck!!!! so lucky!!!!

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you gotta close your backpack, kid

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muffy 🌹

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celia 🌼

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Irondad Completed Chaptered Fics Masterlist

3 Times Tony Regretted Peter's Enhanced Senses (ao3) - losingmymmindtonight T, 7k

Summary: Peter loves being Spider-Man. At the end of the day, he wouldn't trade it for anything. But sometimes, the world is just too loud.

A Dead Man Walking (ao3) - The_Mishamigo pepper/tony N/R, 50k

Summary: Tony died and Peter doesn’t know how to go on. Five months after it all happened, he’s sent on a mission by himself. When he comes back, Tony’s there. But nobody is freaking out that he’s suddenly alive again. And why is everyone calling him a Stark?

What is going on?!

Before I knew You (ao3) - cherylw pepper/tony T, 50k

Summary: Tony Stark is impressed by Spiderman, especially when he realizes it’s a fourteen-year-old boy under that mask. He gets a crazy notion to protect the kid and will, as soon as he gets up the courage to meet him. Meanwhile Peter’s struggling with the loneliness of his hero life and the guilt of his uncle’s death. They need each other in their lives, sooner rather than later. NO SLASH.

Bring Your School To Work Day (ao3) - notoneforreality pepper/tony G, 6k

Summary: Peter Parker has never had much luck, and that's without Tony Stark interfering to make things worse. He's grateful for everything Mr Stark has done...or rather, was grateful for almost every Mr Stark had done. It was just some burnt toast! Mr Stark didn't need to go that hard on the revenge.

Peter ends up on a field trip to the Avengers Compound with his class and hopes that no-one gets involved.

Ft. memes, savagery, and wholesome family relationships.

broken isn't the same thing as unfixable (ao3) - viiidispade T, 23k

Summary: “But Daddy –”

“Daddy would change your name himself before he let it define you. You will never be a disappointment to him, because you’re Morgan. You’re you. Got it?”

She just stares at him for a long time, tearful and unblinking. “Can we have juice pops?”

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in which peter parker goes on a field trip, morgan stark tries her hand at classical conditioning - because her big brother should really be calling their dad "dad" - and we get the far from home end credit scene we all deserve.

(aka: a field trip fic that started cute, got sad, and gets cute and happy again♡)

Delicate (ao3) - Bean_reads_fanfic T, 16k

Summary: It starts here: Peter, in his Spider-Man suit minus the mask, caught deer-in-the-headlights-style in front of a person he’s never met before in the kitchen of his and May’s apartment.

“You’re, uh, what’s-his-name –” The guy coughs a bit, swallowing. He points at Peter, his voice getting higher as he goes: “P – uh – Peter, right? You’re – you’re Spider-man?!” ... One unfortunate encounter starts a chain of frustrating events; in the process of which, Peter's insecurities are examined. Including but not limited to: his worries that Tony cares about Spider-Man more than Peter Parker.

hanging on while the world crashes in (ao3) - snarkymuch T, 8k

Summary: Peter is struggling after coming back from the snap. He starts to fall into old habits, ones he thought he were over. He uses a rubber band on his wrist to cope, but eventually those close to him notice. Tony misses nothing.

If I'd Have Known... (ao3) - UniverseMarvel G, 11k

Summary: ...Then We Wouldn’t Be Here. An IronDad sickfic. Everything you hate loving and love hating.

Lies of omission (ao3) - Bergen T, 48k

Summary: “Your parents have been grooming you to take over the company, correct? You’ve been working closely alongside them, alongside their best scientists and technicians. I’m sure you’ve learned a fair deal. We could use that expertise at Stark Industries.”

“Essentially,” Parker says, “you want to pay me to reveal my parents’ company secrets.”

“Yes,” Tony says, cheerfully. “Thank you for catching on so quickly.”

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Tony’s week just turned a lot more promising: Rich kid Peter Parker has apparently dropped out of college and provoked the ire of his parents. A delicious scandal for the tabloids. And an opportunity too good to waste, even if it means putting up with a snooty, preppy college kid as his new intern.

Mr. Stark's Home for Idiot Teenagers (ao3) - OffToNewPastures pepper/tony T, 98k

Summary: Peter is there, slumped over the kitchen island, slowly cramming spoonfuls of Double Chocolate Cookie Crisp into his mouth, hair tousled and sticking up every which way, and Tony realizes with sudden clarity that he’s fighting a losing battle. Maybe not today, maybe he can put it off for a while, but someday he’s just going to have to give up and love this ridiculous kid.

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In which Tony Stark learns object lessons about love, sacrifice, death, friendship, and parenthood; and makes his peace with the unfortunate reality that his penthouse will be crawling with asshole teenagers every weekend for the foreseeable future. Follows canon…loosely. Ahem.

(My Baby, Here on Earth) Showed Me What My Heart Was Worth (ao3) - AnonVale, Not_me_undercover G, 15k

Summary: “If you were an ice cream flavor,” Peter abruptly began, “what flavor would you be?”

Tony glanced at him. “You know there's already an ice cream flavor named after me?”

The kid shrugged. “I know, but what flavor would you choose?”

Tony gave a short hum. “I'm not sure, kid, maybe vanilla? It goes with everything, after all.” At the sudden silence, Tony took another glance.

“Really?” Peter deadpanned, “Not to be that guy, but, you are anything but vanilla.”

“I thought you said I could choose?”

“Yeah, because I didn't think you were going to choose wrong.”

(Or: 5 Times Peter Mentioned His Scholarship Interview, +1 on the day it happened.(This is just pure indulgent irondad.))

they see me swinging (ao3) - Capiche G, 23k

Summary: In which Peter Parker is officially 100% better at making friends and figuring out this high school thing, but only about 12% better at being himself at any given time.

Threenager (ao3) - happyaspie G, 31k

Summary: While on patrol, Peter is struck by a spell that turns him into a toddler. Or mostly into a toddler. His memories, intellect, and experiences are still intact. Unfortunately, that makes being trapped in a toddler's body, with a toddler's motor skills that much harder. His legs are too short, and his fingers are too uncooperative. He can’t ride in the car without a super claustrophobic car seat. He can’t even wash his hands without help and it's all very frustrating. Between the teasing, Tony does his absolute best to help.

to fear and to fly (ao3) - idyllic_dae pepper/tony T, 148k

Summary: “You’ll come to learn that there’s only one thing worse than having nothing.”

Trying to hold onto his fight, Peter shoots back, “Yeah? And what’s that?”

“To have nothing, after being able to believe you could have everything.”

The streets are dirty, crowded, and the jagged bumps in the asphalt are hardly comfortable to sleep on. They’re home, though.

Peter is just about finished with New York City. It’s gotten impossibly harder to find even a scrap of food, and what little belongings he does have are unlikely to keep him alive through the winter. And the memories. God, the painful memories here.

So he saves up. Makes a plan to get out of there.

Then, somehow, he accidentally saves Tony fucking Stark from a gang of eight mercenaries, and the majestic plan disintegrates into ash.

The worst part about it, he knows, isn’t even that he met Tony. It’s that Tony met him.

We're Gonna Have to do this Together (ao3) - edibna T, 156k

Summary: Being a superhero sometimes means you forget about the small dangers in the world, like disease. For Peter, this means he loses May to natural causes, not something he could ever save her from.

Unknown to him, May left custody of Peter in the hands of Tony Stark, who, even though he wants kids, has no idea how to actually raise one. With a grieving superhero teenager on his hands, Tony is going to have to figure it out quick, if he wants Peter to ever be able to move on and be happy.

We've Made It This Far, Kid (ao3) - EmAndFandems pepper/tony T, 21k

Summary: Tony's just trying to protect the kid from SHIELD. Why does everything have to be so hard?

Meanwhile, Peter's biggest problem is buying movie tickets, until he gets a harsh awakening.

You're Not Alone, Kid (ao3) - pinkysparkles T, 7k

Summary: “Lift up your shirt”

“Woah, Mr Stark, buy me a drink fir-“

“Lift. It. Up. I swear to god, kid, if I see a single scratch, I’m never doing a Star Wars marathon with you again”

(Or, 5 times Peter didn’t tell Tony he was in trouble and 1 time he did)

You're The Best Thing to Ever Happen To Me (ao3) - romeoandjulietyouwish pepper/tony T, 16k

Summary: Peter has a science project and he finds out more about his relationship with Tony then he expected.

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THE LAST OF US — 01 x 03, “Long, Long Time”

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irondad is just reverse nepotism you like your employee so much you make him your son

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My poor Kiki has been having bladder issues, and her flare ups have caused her vet bills to sky rocket.

I spent $863 yesterday alone for tests needed to help find her issue. Since these flare ups have happened in the last few months, it’s been well over $1,000 trying to get her help, and I’m really starting to feel the financial pain! It doesn’t seem to be letting up either, as she is demanding 2 cans of prescription wet food a day, amounting to over $120 a month in food costs for the rest of her life. An expensive tag, but one I will give her as long as she needs because she is my baby!

If there is any way you can give even a few dollars to help pay for Kiki’s vet bills, I would be forever grateful!

https://gofund.me/ca81444f

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Happy Halloween from Irondad and his Spiderson! 🍬🎃🦇

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thats so much better 😭

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harvest moon. u agree. reblog.

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All Winners and Runners-Up have now been added to the collections, though some will be awaiting permission.

The Bookmarks are all processed though for Winners and Runners-Up so you can find them all there.

Here is a list for simplicity's sake of our 2024 WInners and Runners-Up.

Best Multi -Chapter

Winner: Get Off My Lawn by Or I'll Turn The Hose On You by Bergen

Runner-Up:  Broken Mirrors And Fragile Things by Evienyx

Best Drabble

Winner: Peter Parker Needs A Hug by Happyaspie

Runner-Up:  They Happen Because Of You by Diamondshard143

Best One -Shot

Winner:  How To Get Banned From Monaco (Again) by Niniblack

Runner-Up:  King Of The Interns by Isadancurtisproduction

Best Plot Twist

Winner: Dark Matter by Mysterycyclone

Runner-Up:  Occupational Hazard by Bergen

Best Biodad

Winner: The Moon And Stars (And Gummy Worms Where They Shouldn’t Be) by Jaworley

Runner-Up:  I Believe I'm Lacking Some Context by Bergen

Best World's Colliding

Winner: Heir Of Stark Industries by Inkinmyheartandonthepage

Runner-Up:  4.2 And Running In Circles (Don’t Give Up Kid by I’m Here) by Jaworley

Best Hurt/Comfort

Winner: To Be Built Back Up Again by Fotibrit

Runner-Up:  If You Find That You Feel Lost by I'll Be Your Ticket Back by Kingdomfaraway

Best Homeless

Winner: Leap Of Faith (Catch Me If You Can) by Erinwantstowrite

Runner-Up:  Broken Mirrors And Fragile Things by Evienyx

Best Adoption

Winner: 7 Times Peter Starts To Realize He Has A Family + The One Time He Knows He Does by Jaworley

Runner-Up:  100 Hours (Community Service Is For The Turtles) by Orphanaccount

Best Fix -It Fic

Winner: Tis The Damn Season (For A Christmas Miracle) by Peacockgirl

Runner-Up:  The Fifth Stage Of Grief by Bergen

Best 5+1

Winner: The Iron Dad Protocol by Peacockgirl

Runner-Up:  5 Times Peter’s Metabolism Screwed Him Over by For_The_Night

Best Identity Reveal

Winner: Coincidentally— by Bergen

Runner-Up:  All I've Waited For (Where You Belonged) by Jaworley

Best Kidnapping

Winner: I Know My Name (It's All I Know For Sure) by Jaworley

Runner-Up:  How To Catch A Spider -Man by Ctrsara

Best Bonus Bond

Winner: Take Me By The Hand (I Miss You) by Jaworley

Runner-Up:  Unofficial SI Lemonade Business by Happyaspie

Best Humor

Winner: Hierarchy Of Needs  by Bergen

Runner-Up:  Ned Leeds' Beginner's Guide To Faking Sick by Happyaspie

Best Wild Card Story

Winner: Lies Of Omission by Bergen

Runner-Up:  An Unexpected Reunion by Sara (Ctrsara)

Best AU

Winner: A Sky Full Of Stars by Olliecollie

Runner-Up:  The Spiderman And The Frog by Bergen

Best Series

Winner: Finding The Way Home by Peacockgirl

Runner-Up:  More Than An Intern by Jaworley

The All -Time Favorite

Winner: Leap Of Faith (Catch Me by If You Can) by Erinwantstowrite

Runner-Up:  Identity Saga by Kitcat992

The 2023/2024 Favorite       

Winner: Deadpool's Guide To Accidental Kidnapping by Inkinmyheartandonthepage              

Runner-Up:  Broken Mirrors And Fragile Things by Evienyx

THE PROLIFIC WRITER AWARD     

Winner: Bergen           

Runner-Up:  Inkinmyheartandonthepage   

THE NEWBIE

Winner: Mswinifredquale     

Runner-Up:  Badass_Bookworm

THE OG           

Winner: Jaworley       

Runner-Up:  Peacockgirl       

BEST IRON FAMILY FANART             

Winner: Spideyart     

Runner-Up:  Reeneeart         

MOST HEARTBREAKING FANART 

Winner: Spideyart     

Runner-Up:  Stxrddst              

Best Sketch  

Winner: Moritashi      

Runner-Up:  Monireh

Best Wild Card          

Winner: Spidey -Art  

Winner: Reeneeart    

Best Fic Art   

Winner: Monireh

Runner-Up:  Happyaspie

Best Cartoon

Winner: Happyaspie

Best Canon -Redraw

Winner: Melty -Artz

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Tony has been told his whole life that he’s selfish, narcissistic, not the type of person to lay down on the wire to let another person cross, not worthy of being a hero, nothing without his suit, overall a ‘bad person’. I think it would mean the world if someone he thought highly of (Peter) (the epitome of pure intentions, integrity, and love) was certain he was good too.

I wouldn’t think Tony’s usually told that he’s good. I think he would know it partly, because he’s not an idiot; he KNOWS he’s done good, but he would think he has done just as much bad. Realistically, I think a sentence with the words ‘you’ and ‘a good person’ is something he needs to hear.

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Italian dad forehead kisses hehehehehe I love them

THIS IS NOT ST@RKER ‼️‼️‼️ ST@RKERS DNI OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED WITHOUT HESITATION 🤮

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