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so i hit peak dumbass last night lmfao

In short, I found a really good hiding spot for my keys. So, my new roomie and I were giving our friend a ride home from work, and when I got into the car, I noticed the front seat of the passenger side was a little dirty, decided to be a good Samaritan, cleaned it out, threw the trash away, left, got home, couldn't find the keys.

Guess where I hid them 😭

The trashcan. I deadass threw those fuckers away on accident, so I had to trash dive to get them out LMAO

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I didn't think you'd see my ask 😭 You're so sweet. I just wanted to make sure you weren't dating someone because I didn't wanna make you uncomfortable :c

Nahh you're okay! I'm single as a pringle!!

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Work is so slow, and I'm just sitting here imagining Bucky sitting across from me, fisting his dick while he watches me and keeps saying "Stay focused, doll, wouldn't want you to get in trouble. I just can't help myself. You're so pretty."

Gimme whipped horny bucky or DEATH

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Oh! Where did you move to now? Is it a different state or neighborhood (or idk how that works over there tbh)

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I moved neighborhoods :D

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moved as in, move out of somewhere? Do you wanna vent? I'm here for you, happy to see you back

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Yeah, i moved out of a home that was toxic, and moved in with a friend until I finish school <3

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missin our boy bad rn

Im missing him too!! Im so sorry that I went quiet. I left a toxic situation and moved, so I've been a bit preoccupied. Im back though!!

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Man, I ain't touching fb ever again. I just underwent a moment of cringe that will forever haunt me 😭 like bro

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Omg tell me!!

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single or taken

Single!!

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hi!

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Hiyes honey! I hope that you're doing okay!!

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🔑

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Yall i totally forgot about Tony Stark creating B.A.R.F 🤯

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how was the gathering? Sorry I've been offline haha, hospital appointments. Did the egg guy attend?

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It was great! It was very invigorating, and I had a lot of fun cooking for everyone :D and no, he lives two hours away lmao

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Why are you going to Florida?

Visiting family!

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Im omw to florida!! But hellooooo!!

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ugh, I just wanna crawl into Bucky's arms and sleep in his lap with my head on his shoulder while he holds me tight and runs his fingers through my hair. I'm so sleepy but still working, and I have a friendly gathering that I'm hosting at my home tonight

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APPRECIATION POST FOR ALL OF NAT’S DIFFERENT HAIR STYLES CAUSE GOD DAMN

(Her curly hair moments will always be my favs)

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Archive of our Own is down for maintenance, and I'm pressing my face to the screen like I'm waiting for a package LMFAO