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Hii! I love your headcanons! If it’s alright, I was just wondering if you could do some Lost Silver headcanons if that’s alright with you? Thanks! ❤️

He’s just a boy, guys

Lost Silver

He’s just a pure gamer guy.

He doesn’t like confrontation, or upsetting others. He likes spending his peaceful afterlife having fun with his friends or just keeping to himself.

He’s usually found in his room with his nose buried in a console, like a switch, or even a game boy or DS.

The pokemon from his haunted game oftentimes manifest into the real world, appearing similar to the texture of a hologram.

But unlike how one would expect a pokemon to act, they’re quite solemn in nature. Theyre quite, and observing with blood filled tearducts.

Silver tries to console them whenever they appear, constantly trying to send them off into wherever the soul is trying to travel between realms.

Consider it as sort of a rehab for lost souls.

And outside of his rehab hours, Silver will often play TCG style games with Ben, or even venture to a few card shops throughout the Overworld, disguised as a human just to feel a sense of normalcy.

He misses the feeling of sun on his skin, and the way his finger tips would buzz if he leaned in his chair the wrong way.

He missed eavesdropping on awkward strangers with a similar love of pokemon and anime, and the occasional comment to translate whatever show is playing on the shop tv.

Sometime he’ll even snag a few commissions for extra cash for some custom art for his friend since the making.

But at the end of the day, he’ll settle down in the rec room next to Ben, the only one in the manner who’s been consistent with him from the beginning, and absolutely shred him in Smash Bros.

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Random Creep Headcanon #2947475

Residents hold a presentation night every month. No one is forced to participate. Ben is usually the one to go first, and always makes everyone laugh, usually using other creeps as the punch line of jokes and throwing shade.

(Ex. Why I predict Toby will start The Great Fire of London Part Two)

They’re usually oh it pocket and paired with a laser pointer and various screaming (with sources on the last slide ).

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Hello! Hope you are doing good! Can I request offender with an S/O who has beautiful feathery wings? Thank you!

I love this because one of my ocs is his partner and she’s a high speed siren with wings 😎✨

Offender

Oh goodness, he’s head over heels for you.

He tries not to touch them all the time, and always catches himself, quickly retreating his hand to his side, or holding them behind his back to prevent any absent minded pets.

A lot of his time spent with you, is admiring you, your flight patterns, and going “THATS MY PARTNER” to his brothers having tea on the roof.

He’s a dopey goofball.

And during down time, he’ll stroke your wings, his clawed fingers probing through your feathers to pamper and help preen you.

He’ll even visit Sirens Cove to get a few pointers to being a partner to someone with wings, considering he doesn’t have much experience with it - many sirens he’s been been with have been wingless, which is common in their species.

He’ll treat and spoil you with flight outfits and gear, anything to make your flights easier and more smooth.

He’ll even spend a pretty penny for some gilded wing armor on your anniversary, something that’s more accustomed to siren culture that he had specially made for your measurements.

The armor is light, and will protect your wings against high speed wind burn and foreign objects while flying.

He takes care of you, and definitely enjoys being the little spoon inside the hug of your wings.

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Third time is the charm for this. Take care of yaselves.

I know I'm being cryptic to come out of my hidey hole to say this but I love you guys and I want to let you know something.

Everything will be okay.

No matter what the turn out may be, no matter what happens after it, you will be okay.

Take a deep breath and just enjoy yourself tonight. The results will be there tomorrow.

And say it again.

Everything will be okay.

Things might be tense, yes. But regardless, you will be fine.

Please stay safe and take care of yourselves no matter what happens. There's so many people that are counting on you to outlive that orange bastard out of pure spite.

Take a bubble bath. Drink some water. Go to sleep. Enjoy yourselves and just b r e a t h e.

We can push through this together.

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35 and 29 for clockwork?

Clockwork

29 - how many languages do you currently speak?

Clockwork is a native English speaker, however she does know a good chunk of Spanish.

She’s not fluent in it per se, but she can hold a conversation if needed.

Slender absolutely loves this, mainly because she can negotiate to an extent with his advisors on other continents.

Not that he can’t speak it, of course, but there’s times when his plate gets too full.

Although, she was cut off the last time she did it. She accidentally traded off like 40% of Slender’s assets with them for a pen.

She was very confused when she was called to Slender’s office and he set a pen toward her, “Here’s your pen.”

He’s still salty about it, justifiably so.

35 - What’s the last thing you bought online?

Another pen.

She lost the one that costed about 140k.

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16 for Ben, i bet his are weird

He’s a pizza fiend but also really picky

Ben

Top 3 pizza toppings

Deluxe. But no mushrooms. If Jeff’s ordering, he’ll try to sneakily add mushrooms to the pizza order. Ben will always catch this and delete the mushroom attack on his angelic holy grail.

Pepperoni. Always a solid choice.

Buffalo chicken. He’s a fan of spicy stuff and absolutely slathering it in too much each to where there’s no spice left.

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Number 10 for Jeff, funny thing is im allergic to green grapes but I can eat red grapes just fine.

Ooo that’s interesting! I’ve never heard of that before!

Jeff

Green or red grapes?

Jeff is a red grapes all the way kind of person.

Considering the way he freshens up his facial scarring often, the sourness of foods can really hurt depending what stage the healing cycle is in.

No matter what foods he eats, he can’t stand anything remotely sour.

But $20 is $20.

He’ll fuck up a lemon for $20.

He might cry, yes, but he’ll do it.

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do u write for x-virus?

As long as there’s a solid story, I can write for any character :]

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O I gotta update the welcome post too

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With this new job, I’m hoping to be able to post a bit more, considering I’m allowed to use my phone and have the extra time on my hands while I’m training and doing online training 😎✨

I’ve been peeping in the fandom, reading a fic here and there. I even got a little into Star Wars, but not too much.

But expect more frequent posts in the future :)

Trying to get those prompts out, they’re in my drafts and just need finishing up atm, maybe I can get them out today!

Otherwise, thank you for being here this long. :]

Here’s my dog :)

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How about 39 for you!

M-M-MEEEE???? THE CAT???

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Kitty (author, not the OC)

Top 5 desserts

Warmed up blueberry pie with some vanilla ice cream holy SHIT DUDE it’s great

Ice cream + cake

Strawberry Parfait

Raspberry Sorbet

Krispy Kreme donuts

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I turned 24 this year and now im.scared because 30 isn't far away from now

The impending doom of being 30 is so real

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16 for Toby please

16 - 3 top favorite pizza toppings. Cheese doesn’t count.

Toby

Because you said cheese isn’t a topping, that’s all he can think about.

He starts listing the different cheese he likes on pizza.

There isn’t many, but you’re a bit surprised he knows so much.

Toby can be a bit of a picky eater, though. And on some days he’ll even skin the cheese off of the pizza.

He’s a solid pepperoni and cheese kind of guy.

But he can also appreciate some ham and sausage.

Italian sausage specifically.

It’s gotta be Italian, or Toby ain’t eating it.

His mother used to cook sausage and spaghetti as a kid on rainy days, so it brings him back to good times, even if it’s just for a moment.

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🎈Happy Belated Birthday!🎈 I Hope It Was A Good Day!!

Thank youuuUu!!

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WOO IM HAPPY YOU'RE HAPPY !!!! I am doing just fine, kinda, but patience is key in my situation. And of course i remembered your birthday, it's on my calendar 😈🙏❤️

24 is wild, grandma.

- The anon who both remembered your birthday and asked how you were doing 😋

OSNON YORIE CALADNAWEr????

Criiiesssss

You made me so happy thank you ✨🫶✨

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8, 28, and 41 for brian?

If there's a number limit, choose one of those :)

Brian

8 - Have you ever been in an ambulance?

He’s only been in an ambulance about three times, all have been involuntary.

This was before his proxy initiation, and happened during the events of the tapes.

Due to the whole Hoodie thing, he wasn’t entirely sure what was happening, just that he was blacking out for weeks at a time.

And, as we know, both Masky and Hoodie are dicks, and enjoy leaving their hosts in weird spots.

One of them for poor Brian was the middle of a road.

He was luckily he wasn’t hit, and a few bystanders dragged him to the side of the road and called EMS for him.

Another time was also due to Hoodie. He woke up blind in one eye and a throbbing headache. Obviously he couldn’t drive, so he called EMS on himself, claiming he fell and lost his vision, because that’s he best he could assume with context clues.

The third was actually with Tim, as Masky. Hoodie didn’t want to deal with it, so he took the back burner and let Brian attempt to get Masky to chill out as he’s strapped down in the back of an ambulance.

He helped him escape from the hospital after Masky was sedated and treated.

No way two broke college guys had any kind of health insurance.

28 - Whats the last thing you looked up online?

How to make an omlette

How to make good omwlwtw

How to make a good omelette

Omelette recipes

How old is Gordon Ramsay

Bisexual celebrities

Chappell Roan

Hot to go

Frozen sound track

How to get rid of burnt egg smell in 5 minutes

Do magic erasers work on curtains

How to fix scorched fabric

41 - Do you have any tattoos?

Brian has a few Celtic style tattoos

He also has a few tribal style pieces that were popular when he was in college. He’s got a wolf on his calf. And a Celtic knot on his bicep.

He also got a stick and poke smiley face on his foot from Tim.

He’s got a few, but he’s not super inked up.

It helps to not be recognized in the field.

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4 with Zalgo >:)

Gasps!!! IT YOU!!

4 - Have you seen the last person you texted naked?

Zalgo

Zalgo doesn’t text.

Ever.

He sends letters, or messengers that burn alive once their message is delivered.

So, considering that.

Yes.

Yes he has.