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Soulmate AU where it’s the zombie apocalypse but only the zombies with corresponding ghosts rise and they’re just trying to reunite with their souls and your soul accidentally gets sucked into the zombie body of your soulmate bc your souls are intertwined or smth and now you’re trying to find your real body hoping you’ll also find whoever this one belongs to on the way.

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Thank god I don’t have to actually watch this movie, Tumblr can just tell me how it ruined my childhood :)

In case anyone was wondering about the Lilo and Stitch movie here’s the highlights from someone chronically online enough to have seen the movie through snippets lol

Nani does in fact give Lilo up to the government, ppl defend it by saying David’s mom is her foster mom now but Lilo is still in fact in the system and can easily be taken away from David’s mom if conditions are “unfit”… the exact same situation Nani was in before lol

Took away all of Nani’s support system that the original movie develops for her except for David/his mom

Had Nani treat Lilo like a burden for “realism”… anyway…

Lilo literally says “you’re so smart Nani, I think you should join the Marines”

Nani was deeply connected to her culture and family, that aspect of her just isn’t there at the end of the day (and part of that is because Sydney is not indigenous Hawaiian and it shows… in looks, actions, and line delivery) and the conclusion to her story being giving up her kid sister to the state and leaving her home for a “better” education and future is atrocious

They had her go to California to study marine biology. First of all, it was implied she was a pro surfer in the og movie no hint of marine biology. Not every persons dream is college and it doesn’t need to be part of everyone’s story… the choice of “putting yourself first” in order to get a better education is very #girlboss… Second of all, Hawaii has multiple universities with marine biology programs that would give far more money and benefits to a native Hawaiian than literally any Californian school let alone UCSD lmao

They changed their island from Kauai to Oahu… most obvious reason they did this was because that is the island their resort is on and overrun with tourists. However, with this location change and their wack ass narrative changes they also made going to California even more blatantly propaganda because that is where the University of Hawaii at Manoa is… ALSO, Oahu has major cities… you know how Sitch has to find new meaning for existence because he can’t do what he was programmed to do because he’s stuck on an island with no big cities… yeah…

On this note, pretty much removed all substantial tourism commentary

Jumba is the villain, he sounds like a whiny computer nerd and it’s miserable

Pleakley is lame, rip queen 🕊️

Lilo is pretty well adjusted and normal lol? No fights, no biting, no trying to curse her enemies etc… she’s literally a normal girl which… alright then???

There is no Gantu (rumor has it this is at its core because they don’t want to make law enforcement look bad)

CGI is literally so fucking bad like besides aesthetics the actors literally don’t point to where Stitch is and when they’re supposed to touch it they often miss lol

Editing is also terrible. Every scene lasts like 5 seconds and is jarring, so genuinely terrible I think shows like this are gonna further ruin kids attention spans lmfao

Nani misses Lilo’s actual performance instead of just being late to pick up Lilo from practice after getting into a fight…

Myrtle isn’t white #diversity win

No ugly duckling subplot

Bubbles is not the social worker and is working against the gang (again removing all of Nani’s support system, he literally shows up for every holiday with the fam in the og)

Changing the social worker role from an externally imposing black man with good intentions to a gentle woman has some undertones tbh considering this is the justification: “According to Camp, it was easy for audiences to believe that a towering man with a "Cobra" tattooed on his knuckles was a social worker in the animated movie​​​​​. However, that kind of exaggerated character design doesn't translate convincingly to live-action.”

The new social worker literally tells Nani that the right thing to do is to give up Lilo… very different from Bubbles doing his best to keep the sisters together. Keeping family together is a prime goal in social work btw…

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From my little gay family to yours ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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Not like this, apparently

How do you appeal to the masses?

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How do you appeal to the masses?

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Stole my gf’s iPad. She has Procreate. Anyways this is Revyk the enby dwarf.

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me attempting to get a job

come on gimme things to sort. i'm so fucking good at sorting come on lemme sort

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Guys help how do you art again? I’ve forgotten 🥲

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Went to the oral surgeon today. Those guys fuckin debuffed my Wisdom! How rude.

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Working on my personal character design

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Tomorrow the hyperfixation will fade and all that will remain in its place is emptiness and a vague longing for something, something you can sink your teeth into that will never lose its taste. Tomorrow is a wasteland. Hold tight to your fictional men, and women, and folks, for today… Today is the last supper and we must feast.

yesterday i was insane about that fictional man. today i am insane about that fictional man. tomorrow? take a wild guess brother

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My Tumblr is six years old! I’m sending her to preschool 🥰

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COMPUTER HAS ARRIVED

And now that I’ve told all of you, I can’t procrastinate on making content! …Right?

I have a YouTube?!

It is smol and baby but I made it and it is mine! The link is already at the top of my Tumblr page. It is currently just a bunch of reuploaded TikToks (wonder why lol) but I’m hoping to make it more than that! Maybe even start showing off my (nonexistent) gaming skills!

So if you want, drop me a subscribe and prepare for my insanity to increase!

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I think we should stop putting salt all over the place when it’s icy and ruining the ph levels of the soil and instead should invest in Spike Technology TM.

We should have spiked boots and cleats in the front windows of every shoe store. I’m talking spike tires that look punk af. Spike tires for your bike, little spike wheels for your baby buggy! Got a unicycle? Fuck it, spike unicycle! I want to stop slipping and start stabbing. The ice has done me wrong and it needs to be P E R F O R A T E D.

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So funny story: the fancy new computer I bought in order to record and play fun stuff for this new channel got stolen in the mail! So new videos will take a while to happen. Computer thief, if you’re reading this… your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

I have a YouTube?!

It is smol and baby but I made it and it is mine! The link is already at the top of my Tumblr page. It is currently just a bunch of reuploaded TikToks (wonder why lol) but I’m hoping to make it more than that! Maybe even start showing off my (nonexistent) gaming skills!

So if you want, drop me a subscribe and prepare for my insanity to increase!

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

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